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    • Okay but who tf looked at a poison crab and was like "I'll bet that mf will get me high af"
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    • One comment? 17 likes? Free real estate af
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    • Da fuck
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    • NOBODY IS GONNA TOUCH MY SCORPO-DUDE
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    • Yeah. How do you smoke it? For research.
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    • Problem?
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    • How do you smoke it?
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    • Yeah cuz it’s literally venom
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    • How you die 101
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    • Smoking that venom they got tho
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    • I’d believe someone named “imabigdumbass”
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    • are you forgetting that people were smoking bed bugs. people will do anything to get high
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    • Sometimes you just gotta get out there, stomp on some exoskeletons, light up, and see what gives you a good time. Research and development my friends
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    • Fuck pakis
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    • Cant wait to bong rip scorpions
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    • Florida man: are you challenging me?
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    • Fake
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    • EXCUSE ME?!?!
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    • Who tf is letting people smoke a fucking scorpion
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    • Me and the boys after smoking a scorpion
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    • Me picking up a live scorpion from the hole it lives in and then light it on fire and smoking it: Yo tHis doPe, dOpe aS ShiT
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    • aight man fuck weed dis the new shit
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    • Can it be smoked gay?
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    • But It’s completely natural man.
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    • I'm down
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    • Damn people will do anything to pass a drug test besides stay sober.
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    • Metal
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    • Getting high off that toxic lobster
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    • What do you mean by taking it straight? Do you just grab a bugger and light that schnitzel on fire then smoke it like that?
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    • I wanna try that
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    • seen a scorpion here in hawaii & was trippin. MF was yellow too
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    • That’s metal as fuck
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    • People in AZ gonna be getting some
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    • Trip to Pakistan anyone
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    • I don't want the smoke
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    • This post just got so many ppl buying scorpions from pet smart
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    • That just sounds like shrooms with extra steps
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    • I wonder if this is true
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    • I’ll take 10 grams of that scorpion shit
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    • Oh I thought they were smoking up the scorpions.
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    • How TF IM SUPPOSED TO SMOKE A SCORPION?!
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    • It's Pakistani LSD
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    • Yea I'm not gonna smoke literal venom
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    • Someone pass the scorpion 🦂
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    • so-so
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    • I’m down but you prob only need the venom right? I’m guessing that’s what does it
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    • Petsmart got some for like 20 bucks js
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    • My friend smoked a yugioh card before. What a dumbass lol
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    • fuck heroin we’re slonking scorpions now
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    • Some of you noons are gonna die doing this
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    • I heard they sell for like $5000-$10000 a piece if u find a small one and grow it
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    • How it taste tho
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    • Damn this is old
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    • damn we out here smokin lobster noons 😳
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    • I want...
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    • That is not my problem
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    • *adds to the bucket list
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    • Oh shit Arizona has got a ton of them finna get lit up it herr
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    • Schookah
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    • "can he smoked straight or mixed".... HOW DO YOU EVEN SMOKE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE??? and I bet the first person to try it got sent to the hospital many times if not dead 😂
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    • Um... So weed just not doing it anymore?
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    • Y'all got any of them mufuckin scorpions? Need my fix bro. Cmon. Just a lil taste
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    • Was weed not good enough for people?
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    • Might have to move back to Arizona.
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    • In counseling, “what’s your drug of choice?”, him “bugs.”
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    • Okay...but how exactly do you convince the scorpion to stay in the bowl while the fire slowly consumes it?!?
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    • Smoke the acid crab but beware it’s sting, for when smoked everything comes to life but if stung you loose yours
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    • Someone... teach me the ways
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    • my stepdads friend snatched a spider of the carpet and smoked it
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    • I thought that the scorpians were getting high
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    • Place of retards
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    • You can also smoke cured basil i think, but it has to be prepeared a certain way. Pythagoras and his following would do it.
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    • That’s fucking metal
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    • I have a scorpion issue in my house, asking for someone else but is this true?
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    • So is this safe or not
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    • Fuck it, smoke the scorpion
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    • Scorpions have neuropoisons that paralyze people lmao
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    • “Ayyo, bro. Hear me out, hear me out. How about we smoke the scorpions, bro? That’d be so fucking cool”
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    • You can sell scorpion venom for a shit ton of money
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    • Uhhhhh scorpion is something injected...i guess it could be smoked too but mmmmm nah
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    • Iraq Lobster!
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    • ... I thought scorpions were smoking at a rate to which it was becoming a serious issue
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    • Whats next? Vaping rat blood?
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    • Expect a ton of these to appear in Florida!
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    • How do they do this? Asking for academic purposes
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    • But... how?
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    • Imagine fucking lighting up a scorpion
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    • Some random dude: "hmm, fuck it imma smoke this bitch"
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    • Is this where I place my order
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    • And people call me weird for smoking used tampons.....
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    • Uhm. Is this another fake one because a lot of scorpions live around me and I’m Highkey curious😂
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    • Scorpions face extinction
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    • Is that how the roach meme originated?
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    • So, acid?
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    • I recently rediscovered how fun being choked is! You wake up feeling refreshed every time! Although last time when I woke up my fingers were tingling something fierce?
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    • 10 hours hellyeah
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    • What about that dude in Iraq that smokes shit?!!
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    • ....welp they cant ban it imma have to give this a shot.
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    • God what is wrong with humans
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    • aight boys let’s head to Pakistan
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    • Muslims view drinking alcohol as a catastrophe but have no problem with this
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