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    • Whyd anyone want to be immortal anyway
      2Girls 14 jun
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    • Who the hell would want to be immortal
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    • Here me out, everyone dies and Keanu and his dogs live forever
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    • Keanu would press it...
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    • That's a lose-lose, overpopulation fucking sucks and some people wanna die
      Martello 14 jun
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    • The only person who would ever press the button is Keanu Reeves himself
      DylanB72 a month
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    • Keanu would press the button so that none of us would have to
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    • Let’s examine one important question of immortality. If you’re immortal what happens when you are starving? Does the hunger simply go away at some level? Or do you just continue to be hungry and never die?
      Chef_pool 15 jun
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    • These Keanu Reeves memes are getting a little silly now lol!!!! Which button would you press? Button #1 Keanu Reeves gets a pinch on his arm. Or button #2 you get skinned alive and eaten slowly by rats. 2! 2! Lol!!!!! Such foolishness
      scup247 14 jun
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    • Humans being immortal would mean overpopulation and everyone would be suffering but since they can’t die, everyone is basically living in hell but alive.
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    • Being immortal is a curse, not a blessing. That button is stupid as heck.
      B_Wayne 14 jun
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    • Humans would be immortal. Keanu Reeves is human. Keanu Reeves would be immortal. Action “die” would fail
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    • Counter offer: Keanu Reeves and dogs are immortal forever but all humans die.
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    • I would press the button
      Bearanix 16 jun
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    • Why the fuck would i want to be immortal
      Moses9 16 jun
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    • Humans being immortal will lead to overpopulation leading to worse and worse living conditions making life a living hell
      ttcm 15 jun
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    • Immortality would be bad. We need to die. Because fuck u guys
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    • There are a lot of reasons why being immortal would be a bad thing, and even with multiple conditions such as memory loss to keep from boredom, there come issues with identity.
      Flamjetxx 15 jun
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    • I wouldn’t even want to be immortal because eventually I’d be floating around space when everything else is gone and I’d slowly go insane but be unable to die
      Klipxgate 14 jun
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    • Forever young. I want to be forever young. Do you really want to live forever? Forever? Forever. Forever young. I want to be forever young. Do you really want to live forever? Forever? Forever.
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    • Keanu Reaves would hit the button so that everyone could get their chance to be breathtaking
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    • Immortality sounds like a cool thing at first but then you realize all your family,friends,lovers would die eventually and you will keep being the same no matter what, I feel like it would cause permanent mental scarring and make life kinda meaningless after a while
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    • Funny thing is. Keanu Reeves would probably press it to save us
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    • I’d love to be immortal. Live to see the day we colonize other planets, we meet aliens, no more war or hunger or sickness on earth, pollution is no longer a factor. When we can fully control our environment. When we terraform mars or Pluto or titan. Leaving our solar system? Yes pls.
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    • The sad part is that keanu would press it for everyone else
      Brian1144 14 jun
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    • Right, let's kill the only person who deserves immortality to let all of us scumbags live forever 😂
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    • I bet Keanu would do it for us
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    • Immortality is fun until the universe ends and ur floating in space
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    • Keanu would press the button
      nybo 14 jun
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    • Fanny 14 jun
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    • Keanu Reeves would press it
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    • No, ‘Cause Who The Hell Wants To Be Immortal And Just Suffer Forever, Because People Are Stupid. I Don’t Really Care ‘Bout Keanu That Much To Be Honest, He Seems Nice Though.
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    • I wouldn't mind being immortal if I had the option to end it on my own accord at any time. Fully immortal would suck tho
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    • I just wanna say the Keanu would press the button for us
      Adunc a month
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    • Bitch he would be the one to press the button
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    • Keanu would hit the button
      Bee__ a month
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    • I would love to be immortal.
      Baalfjord 17 jun
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    • He would probably sacrifice himself
      _CIA_ 16 jun
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    • If humans are immortal and Keanu Reaves is a human than he won’t die (I don’t think)
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    • Wait if humans are immortal than Keanu Reeves can't die because he would be immortal too
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    • Keanu would of pressed it for us.
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    • I see this as an absolute loss!
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    • In a few centuries the earth would be entirely filled from all of the people not dying
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    • Unpopular opinion: Keanu would want it
      14997 15 jun
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    • Would you like if Keanu and Dogs became immortal but everyone else dies?
      Flench444 15 jun
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    • Remember that it says immortal not invincible. You get your head cut off and you’ll just have to sit there in pain till someone comes and re-attaches your head.
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    • But Keanu wouldn't die because all humans would be immortal?
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    • I feel like he would press the button himself for our sake
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    • Immortality would be cool for a few hundred years, then you'd have to deal with ecological collapse, possibly an environmental disaster, eventually the sun turning into a red giant, the earth being destroyed, then you'd float around space until the end of time
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    • It’d be fun to live to 200 or maybe 250 but immortality would suck ass
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    • Don’t y’all wish we could comment on ads?
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    • Immortality sounds way to fucking overrated
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    • Honestly Keanu is so humble, he would probably be ok with it
      FoeJamman 14 jun
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    • Keanu would press the button you pussies
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    • Immortality is overrated as fuck, that just means you’ll start to suffer at some point and it will last forever
      jsj0520 14 jun
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    • we all know Keanu would do it
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    • What about overpopulation
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    • I don't want humans to be immortal think of the resource wars this would spark
      John1911 14 jun
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    • I'm so glad 99.9% of these people saying they want to die. More resources for me
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    • Forever youthful I get, but being Immortal would probably suck after the first generation.
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    • Immortality is actually a curse
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    • “Death is what gives life meaning”
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    • I’m pretty sure Keanu would push it. Not because he’s suicidal, but because his sacrifice would be for everyone.
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    • I’d want to be immortal but still look young not be a weird gross looking 1000 yr old lady, but I would also want to be able to kill myself when I was ready, because after some point you are going to get tired of living
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    • Keanu Reeves isn’t that great. Stop treating him like a god. Most of you haven’t even seen 30% of his movies
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    • Immortality is only good if you can kill yourself when you decide the time is right
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    • fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuc
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    • Think about it if we were immortal we can blast ourselves across the world and even to space and travel to other planets cuz we technically wouldn't need air
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    • FastHorse 14 jun
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    • It’s all fun and games till a nigga floating in the void of dark matter after the universal heat and matter disperses
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    • Stop worshipping billionaires with good pr teams. Ur all sad fags
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    • God wanted to give Keanu Reeves immortality, but he turned it down and gave it to the world
      IronReed16 a month
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    • Keanu would gladly give his life for the human race
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    • Don’t wanna be immortal, but I wouldn’t mind an extra 30 to 50 years
      ImNotGay766 a month
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    • Half the comment section: Who would want to be immortal anyway? Dio: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      Marlaux a month
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    • Make it the other way around, humans die and Keanu reeves and his dogs are immortal
      thicc_queen a month
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    • Immortality is the dumbest thing I have ever heard...life is supposed to be balanced...where there is life there is death
      CrankySum3 a month
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    • Immortality is worse then death
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    • If everyone was immortal there would be lunatics who would submerge people in cement and drop em in the ocean
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    • You dumbasses. Keanu Reaves would press it
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    • But if humans were immortal wouldn’t he be as well ?
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    • I see this as an absolute loss
      TyTheHobo a month
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    • wait. Wouldn’t that make Keanu immortal?
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    • Only Keanu Reaves himself would do it
      Seviron a month
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    • He would make u press the button and smile as he fades away
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    • I would because if all humans were immortal than Keanu would be immortal and couldn't die
      So11some a month
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    • I'd want to be immortal so then I could create a religion based off of keanu and find a way to resurrect him so he can rule.
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    • Is Keanu not a human?(JK he's a god)
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    • Keanu would press the button
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    • But is that what keanu would want?
      Spookyb8 17 jun
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    • What happenes if Keanu Reeves hits the button?
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    • Keanu would push the button his damn self to make everyone happy
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    • Havent humans learned immortality sucks already
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    • Humans immortal? Ah hell no fucking up the planet beyond repair. Me and a few people of my choosing? Uh yes please
      Karthull 16 jun
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    • Immortality is the worse thing that could happen to any species. Economic balance would literally fall apart and everyone would starve
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    • Id want to be immortal so that i could live to see if we ever do space travel, if not ill just off myself
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    • Death coincides with life, they revolve around each other. Life and death are equally the same. Without one the other can not exist.You may look at this in a different way but this is how I felt with the topic of death.
      noagog 16 jun
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    • But if you do it, Keanu Reeves comes back from the grave to get revenge, thus making you clearly a super villain with a rival for all eternity
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    • If Keanu always has dogs he would be immortal since the way it’s worded all of his dogs have to die for him to die
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