• The four hoursmen of when the brain tells you gotta do it
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    • Man if I lend you a mechanical pencil and you do that, I’m breaking you next
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    • Bottom left is all fun and games until your nail catches a bump on the wall
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    • Everyone except the pencil one. I hated when people did that.
      JTthree 8 aug
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    • I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE DONE THE FIRST ONE.. I LENT SOMEONE A PENCIL AND THEY BROKE IT AND I FREAKED OUT BECAUSE LIKE THAT WAS MY PENCIL. I GOT OVER IT BUT LIKE WHAT THE HELL MAN
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    • I never did the pencil one, I was afraid I would someday really need the clip and then it would be busted and I couldn’t rely on it
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    • I don’t break the mechanical pencils I put them on my pointer finger like an extension
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    • Stabbing the eraser
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    • Welp it’s called “being bored so do this thing and be entertained in some way”
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    • Never did the finger grout thing, probably cause my high school fucking NEVER cleaned the walls. Outside of the boys locker room there was a shit ton of blood ALL OVER the wall and it wasn't cleaned up at all the 2 years I spent there. Wouldn't be surprised if a decade later it's still up there
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    • I never did the pencil thing because I would always clip them on a pocket in my backpack. And then I would lend pencils to motherfuckers only for them to break that shit
      Perinone 9 aug
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    • I only did the pencil one to my pencil not to other people pencil
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    • Fingering your dog
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    • I never messed with the pencil that way. I never really liked using the mechanical pencils over the normal ones anyway.
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    • In the bottom left I was always scared there was gonna be a chip that would just tear my fingernail
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    • I work at a building material company and anytime I sell potting soil or some bagged shit you better believe I slap it
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    • Mmm yes. Hoursmen
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    • I knew there would be comments about breaking the clip. I for one am not an supporter of the sport.
      KThx 8 aug
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    • The bottom left habit stops immediately once you hit something gooey or hard as you walk along the hall.
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    • Yes
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    • Poking holes through cases of water perfectly between the bottles but doing it fast enough so it pokes a hole but not too hard in case you miss and hit a bottle cap.
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    • I lent someone my pilot g-2 and the motherfucker broke off the clip in the 10 minutes he had it
      Syndrom 8 aug
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    • Yeah but a kid I knew wiped his boogers in the wall creases so if you did that gross
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    • The first one would always make me mad because people would ask to borrow my pencil and do that to it
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    • I can never slide my finger inbetween the bricks anywhere cause that shit is always filled with other's gum & shit
      KrazyBuns 11 aug
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    • I’ve done all but patting the soil not too often.
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    • Clincots 8 aug
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    • WhY iS mY nAMe gREen?!
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    • Slapping the homies ass
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    • I didnt realize people did the bottom two as well, i really thought I might be alone
      lynnsan 8 aug
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    • What is bottom right??
      bucky47 8 aug
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    • It's engraved in my monkey brain to play with things
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    • It is the law
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    • Throwing the pencil at the celing
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    • Those are for humans, just as how boxes are for cats.
      do__ob 11 aug
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    • Stepping inside of floor tiles
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    • I use my teeth for the pencil
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    • Grabbing a leaf off a random bush
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    • I did the bottom left but behind me with my nail pointing outwards
      grugs 8 aug
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    • Except bottom left wouldn't happen during Ms Rona Rona bc teachers will yell at you
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    • Bottom left was cool until you hit some nasty kids fucking booger or some shit
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    • fuck the people who break your mechanical pencils when you lend one to them
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    • I never break my pencils on purpose, but they’re just made to be broken I guess. Grabbed my pencil too tightly while getting mad at artwork that didn’t look right and broke it.
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    • I never break my pencils
      Spira 8 aug
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    • You missed rubbing my balls
      tbhfam 8 aug
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    • *Your mom
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    • 1=broken or bent pen, so I ain't doin that.... 3 ain't for me im a lil germaphobic, that shit unsanitary as hell
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    • Stabbing the eraser
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    • Autauga 8 aug
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    • I’ve never had the urge to do this things.
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    • Slapping the top of the door frame
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    • Oh damn!
      Happy_Man 11 aug
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    • Soil is just so slappable
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    • If you break my mechanical pencil like that I wouldn’t mind actually
      NotRushed 11 aug
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    • I stopped doing the wall thing because my finger would hit a bump and get stuck it would almost tear my finger nail off
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    • It’s the law
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    • Yup
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    • Bottom left is how you get diseases.
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    • Why? Just do it 😂
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    • That crack in the wall is the perfect place to wipe runny ass burgers
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    • Hoursmen?
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    • Don’t forget peeling and tearing away at the plastic table cloth at birthday parties lol
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    • Definitely
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    • Holy fuck this is why our country is failing. Our kids aren’t getting educated.
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    • Dont forget when your brain tells you to drive off a bridge and ur like "nah. Not yet."
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    • bsw92 11 aug
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    • We used to touch the walls a lot so the school decided to say that there were boogers on the wall to get us to stop. Jokes on them that backfired bc people then also stopped using the railing on the steep ass stairs
      Leporidae 11 aug
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    • While I did run my finger between the cinder blocks, I always had a fear that one would stab under my fingernail
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    • Actually some of these are pacifying behaviors. These are gestures our body does to calm ourselves in times of stress, sent out by the limbic brain.
      zxasy 11 aug
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    • whap
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    • I did the finger on the wall thing till paint chipped and went into my finger. Fucking screamed
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    • I had enough restraint not to do top left, those kids are in jail now.
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    • Dang y'all went to some gross schools.
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    • I like the sound the pencil makes
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    • Tap the mulch
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    • I get it
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    • I feel attacked because this accurately depicts me
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    • People who do the first one have no brain cells.
      SamSmug 10 aug
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    • Bend it once, you gotta break it.
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    • If you do the pencil thing you better take the whole bastard off.
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    • What about popping bubble wrap
      Bmacosu 10 aug
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    • I did the one on the bottom left but on a wood wall and a piece of wood went under my nail and threw my finger, it took a year for that finger to heal and it really hurt, that's why I don't like Kalahari anymore.
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    • I mean I get it but these ain't no ponies
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    • Bottom left is fucked and gives me nightmares. I used to do that shit until one day, doing my thing as my finger glided along, a chip in the paint splintered and jammed underneath my fingernail. It was painful as shit and bled like crazy. Never again.
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    • “Why?” ‘Just gotta’
      Noons_n 10 aug
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    • Making snarky faces in the erasers
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    • Never had the compulsion to slap a bag
      Kenzako 10 aug
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    • I only roll up the backpack strap things
      Teekl 10 aug
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    • Yeeeesssssss
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    • The wall one is icky miss me with that shiy
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    • I would do the pencil one but then It’d break and I’d spend the rest of the class period depressed
      MemeGiver 10 aug
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    • Work at lowes and I never have the urge to slap those, I don’t really get it, I get no satisfaction from it
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    • I think its actually caused by lack of stimulus in the brain or boredom. So we think of just random things to do, to get SOME kind of stimulus
      Vulprex 10 aug
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    • Oh Phil you make me angry Phil
      jhf3301 10 aug
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    • Can’t do the finger grout thing properly because my right index finger’s last joint is bent because I broke it... feels bad
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