• if you ask a coworker "how are you"
and they say "well, im here" that
loosely translates to "i need you to
push me off the roof. we can make it
look like an accident. if i die, im finally
free. if i live, we'll sue this place and
split the money. please for the love of
god help
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    • "Just another day in paradise." or "Same shit different day." are a couple of my go to phrases
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    • "Living the dream", "Could be better" are ones I hear a lot.
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    • Living the dream = dead inside
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    • “How’s it going?” “It’s going”
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    • Ain't nothing changed but the weather
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    • “How’s it going” “It’s going alright”
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    • My personal one when someone asks how it's goin..."it's goin"
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    • “How’s life?” “It’s living.”
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    • My Idea: its like a vasecetomy you but you put a valve to turn sperm on or off in there that connects to your phone
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    • Can we please get porn out of top comment
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    • So... for me it just means I’d like to get paid, go home and play video games but I don’t want to be here
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    • It's been over half a year since shit started going downhill. I've been telling myself I'm fine for more than six months and I still don't believe it.
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    • No end quotation mark...
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    • Shit, I've been using that phrase wrong. I've been saying "well I'm here" as "I'm still capable of standing on my own 2 feet, getting dressed, leaving home and slaving away for hours to get money: being my own adult. So I can't be doing too bad."
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    • Theres more... theres no punctuation or end quotations...
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    • My go to is “just livin’ the dream”
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    • Where’s the end quotes
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    • I have a roundup shirt that's says "same shot different day" my boss told me not to wear it anymore lol
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    • If you say “It’s going..” in response to “How is it going?” I’ll assume you are going through some deep shit...
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    • My personal favorites that I use are: "I wish I had gotten in an accident this morning" or "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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    • LIAR I GOT ARRESTED!!
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    • Another day another dollar
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    • Damn I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this. Let’s get that LNI money at least
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    • I basically do that thing where i kinda groan, but quickly. If you have seen the Witcher show, then it is like what he does. I've done it my whole life, and I do it to most things, not just questions. I also ignore things a bit, not rudely. My father showed my mother the Witcher a week ago(1)
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    • If you ask how someone is and they say it can't possibly go down hill from here it means their account is negative the have no food at home, a bill just bounced and they got pulled over for having expired tags which they went to get but couldn't pay for because their card got declined.
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    • Hey all. Looking for 69 likes please?
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    • I can believe this guy fell for it lmao
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    • “How’s it going?” “It’s going”
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    • “How’s it going?” “Fuck off.” (Is what I want to say.)
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    • Welp my coworker said that so I threw him off the roof and all I have is a prison sentence
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    • I lost hope I just say well and walk away
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    • Not everybody's a depressed bitch
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    • Heard the whitest shit ever, asked a guy how he was doing, to which he responded "ohhhh, just doin' another one".
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    • Finally someone else understands logic, I am the Angel of death the time of purification has come 😂😂😂
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    • "I'm just tired", "I'm still here" and "Just Peachy" are my usual
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    • Do it yourself coward
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    • Someone finally cracked the code oml
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    • I am not unwell
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    • "How's school?" "It's school"
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    • You just gotta be able to read between the lines
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    • I just say "it's goin"
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    • I feel like the quality of my life's original content has gone down significantly and the only good stuff is the reruns.
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    • I listened to my manager and my coworker discuss getting into a fake fistfight so they could both be forced to be sent home. I love my job
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    • "Its going" = "I want nothing more than to be at home right now, fuck everything else"
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    • “How’s it going?” “It’s going”
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    • I say "I'm tired" or "I wanna kiII myself!!" Or "!?Que, Tu huevo?!" *he stabs him in Spanish*
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    • Or it just means another day at work
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    • Or just jump.
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    • “Good” translates to “I have no meaning, I’m forever bored, and I’m anticipating World War 3 so something exciting can happen”
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    • I deadass read coworker as slow cooker... why.
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    • “you good bro?” “well im still alive”
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    • We just tell each other, "hit me hard. I don't wanna limp away"
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    • One thing..even if you were to accidentally fall or injure yourself at work you won't be able to sure them unless there was something that they knew was a danger but never fixed it. For waiters customers literally have more rights than you
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    • Shitty but consistent is my buddies go to.
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    • I hate this negativity at work brings me down keep that to yourself Chief
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    • I say this all the time and it basically translates to “I’m dying inside”
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    • I made it
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    • Oh, YA KNOW, real fuckin great man *hate symbols*
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    • My favorite coworker response was “can’t complain...no one would listen if I did”
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    • Forgot to end the second quotation
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    • No it doesn’t. It just leads you into a cell for attempted murder
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    • My prof uses this what does that mean
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    • I just wanna answer with "not fucking good" or "I'm straight up not having a good time" once to see what happens
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