"Damn Girl! You tearing them Hot wings up!!"
MidnightAtarian MidnightAtarian
21 sep 2020
"Damn Girl! You tearing them Hot wings up!!"
It's sweater season time.
Hope they still fit after quarantine
mealyjust mealyjust
29 oct 2020
It's sweater season time. Hope they still fit after quarantine
Types of Cat Loaf
white
cinnamon
marble rye
choco-swirl
cheesy garlic
toasted
pumpernickel
extra fluffy
stale
potato
burnt
moldy
gluten-free
whole grain
Beebles Beebles
25 sep 2020
Types of Cat Loaf white cinnamon marble rye choco-swirl cheesy garlic toasted pumpernickel extra fluffy stale potato burnt moldy gluten-free whole grain
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
LaMadrina LaMadrina
24 oct 2020
I don't want to be pesimist but Mad Max is set in 2021
Some jokes just write themselves
Some jokes just write themselves
I UNBORN we ELEPHANT.
UNBORN DOG.
UNBORN DOLPHIN.
CLUMP OF CELLS?
conservativewomen conservativewomen
24 sep 2020
I UNBORN we ELEPHANT. UNBORN DOG. UNBORN DOLPHIN. CLUMP OF CELLS?
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge".
Me:
silentwolf74 silentwolf74
23 dec 2020
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge". Me:
When you have an argument with your best friend
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
rikitikitavi rikitikitavi
24 sep 2020
When you have an argument with your best friend Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
Guys that prefer Xbox over the PSS be in the pool like..
AA batteries
GEN
Playing super old games
iKonk iKonk
1 oct 2020
Guys that prefer Xbox over the PSS be in the pool like.. AA batteries GEN Playing super old games
Goku: IM FIGHTING FOR FUN!
Vegeta: I'm fighting for pride.
Krillin: I'm fighting for my family.
Yamcha:
I'm fighting) for my fucking life
staples1724 staples1724
3 jan 2021
Goku: IM FIGHTING FOR FUN! Vegeta: I'm fighting for pride. Krillin: I'm fighting for my family. Yamcha: I'm fighting) for my fucking life
"A Bangladeshi father dubbed the "Tree Man" because of bark-like growths warping his hands and fingers has reportedly been begging doctors to amputate his limbs to relieve his pain"
Stretti
11 feb
"A Bangladeshi father dubbed the "Tree Man" because of bark-like growths warping his hands and fingers has reportedly been begging doctors to amputate his limbs to relieve his pain"
Widow: stop saying that
Schrodinger: but he might be
notsoswift notsoswift
19 nov 2020
Widow: stop saying that Schrodinger: but he might be
This is what happens when a tackle box hits your face at
50 MPH
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
This is what happens when a tackle box hits your face at 50 MPH
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
18 dec 2020
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet
*Card declines*
Plumber:
meme_ster meme_ster
16 nov 2020
Plumber: I finally unclogged your toilet *Card declines* Plumber: