• 'n' pukicho
For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at Sam on
the day I can sleep in.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man
healthy, wealthy and wise.
Early to bed and early to rise makes me
a massive bitch
Source: pukicho
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    • early to rise and early to bed makes, a man healthy but socially dead
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    • I don’t set my alarms on my day off and I still wake up early af
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    • Aye it’s 6:12 and I haven’t slept yet who’s with me on this boat
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    • Pukicho is so quirky omg😂😂😂🤣🤣👌👌
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    • Pukicho is the only person I actually like posting on tumblr
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    • Late to bed and early to rise is why I ha e huge bags under my eyes
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    • Late to bed early to rise makes me the most focused being in the universe till 2pm
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    • Late to bed and early to rise makes me sleep deprived and dead in the eyes.
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    • Pukicho is not funny
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    • This pukicho is a legend
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    • I love pukicho
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    • I fucking love pukicho
      EnderDyne 14 jun
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    • I felt this one today pukicho I stayed up till about 1 which isn’t thaaaat late right? But then I decided to wake up at 4:30 am and not go back to sleep so here I am now running on a little over 3 hours of sleep like it’s normal
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    • I wish I could go to bed early and wake up early. Every day I tell myself I'll go to sleep at like 10. But then I do at 1am and still wake up at 7am, and my brain and body aren't too happy about it
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    • Late to bed early to rise makes a man depressed but shit when else am I gonna get high and beat my meat
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    • Early to bed and early to ride is not a pro gamer move.
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    • Went to bed at 2am last night, and here I am now at 7am...
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    • Go to bed at 10 PM, get up at 3 PM the next day
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    • I’ve been living late to bed early to rise and I can’t stop help
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    • I didn't sleep, so I am running an experiment on myself to see how long I can go before I pass out.
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    • Why is Pukicho the only good account on tumblr
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    • for my next trick I need a volunteer and a condom
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    • I like getting up early. I had a job with a 6 am start time, and the most work was done before 8am. Its so much better being out in the road at 5 in the morning, when no one else is out.
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    • More like late to bed early to rise
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    • That quote is Ben Franklins and it’s stupid. If you don’t get enough sleep your neurons get fucked so you essentially become stupid until you can sleep more. And you’re definitely not healthy because your cells can’t repair themselves. And you aren’t going to be wealthy being sick and stupid 😂
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    • Same
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    • Late to bed early to rise, that a man is probably a chef
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    • Studies have shown that night owls tend to have higher wages and are more likely to own a car
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    • I prefer waking up earlier on my day off, more time to enjoy it
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    • I naturally wake up at 7-8am if I sleep at a reasonable time. I like waking up early because I can get tons of shit done before noon
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    • If I get one like on this comment I'll post a picture of my cat
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    • Late to bed, early to rise, makes me sleep deprived.
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    • You’re on tumblr you’re already a massive bitch by default
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    • Why would going to bed early and waking up early make you a bitch? You got full sleep as if you slept in because you went to bed early
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    • pukicho is so quirky and funny!!! haha no hes not shut the fuck up
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    • Early to bed and early to rise is why so many baby boomers have heart disease, yo. 🤨
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    • For my next trick, I’ll take a nap without setting an alarm. Will I wake up in twenty minutes or four hours? Nobody knows
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    • Y'all say you have poor sleeping habits but try going to sleep at 7AM and waking up at 4pm
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    • Does anyone else go to sleep around 3 am and still wake up at 6 am?
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    • Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes
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    • I love doing that cause it makes my day off that much longer
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    • I dont sleep. Or eat much for that matter. I aint even on drugs, i just live in abstract misery
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    • Early to rise early in the sack thank God im a country boy
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    • basically infinite power
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    • More like late to bed, early to rise.
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    • Honestly that’s pretty damn true. If you are someone that is early to bed and early to rise, I can guarantee your makin it pretty good
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    • Late to bed and early to rise often leads to great demise
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    • Book title: how to be a millionaire in 2 days! Step one: wake up at 4 am——————————————me: ehh I’ll stay poor
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    • I did this today
      badussy 15 jun
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    • Getting up at 6am every day because you no longer can control the panic you feel like your late for work when you sleep in
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    • Now that summer has started, my body decided it wants to go to sleep at 1 and wake up at 5:30
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    • Late to bed and early to wise has got me rubbing bloodshot eyes I wish I was wise but I already know I'll be up past midnight gaming with my guys
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    • I hate when women say not getting their sleep makes them a bitch when they are actually just a bitch
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    • It's always Pukicho.
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    • I am NOT a morning person! I will kill someone if i get woke up too early
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    • Early to bed, late to rise, that is a schedule I do not despise
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    • I always wake up a few hours before when I have an alarm set. This morning I woke up at 1 while my alarm is for 6:30
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    • Late to bed, early to rise. Yea im kinda fud up rn
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    • "Early to bed, early to wake makes a lady smart, pretty, and great" lol that was from Powerpuff Girls
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    • Late to bed early to rise makes a man want to commit suicide
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    • Hurr hurr pukicho so fAAAAAAAHNNY
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    • The early bird gets the worm, but the late worm doesn't get got
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    • So even though you're getting enough sleep still, you're going to be a bitch just cuz its morning? Same kind of person to wonder why they have no friends and wants to die all the time lol.
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    • Imagine going to bed before 3 AM
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    • All work and no play makes jack a dull boy
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    • I work 2nd shift, if I have to get up before 10am I'm pissed.
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    • Pukicho is not funny
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    • Pukicho our lord and savior of memes
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    • Every day is a sleep-in day if you’re a massive piece of shit
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    • Night owls unite
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    • “Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy wealthy and dead.” -James Thurber
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    • What about the people that are early to rise but late to bed
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    • Come here for foodporn fam
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    • Early to bed and early to rise makes me want to fucking die
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    • Where’s my late to bed early to rise niggas at
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    • I'm both an early bird and a night ownl. So I am wise and I have worms.
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    • Fuck off tumblr
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    • Ben Franklin once tried to become virtuously perfect and failed to due so of course but by merely trying to achieve moral flawlessness he became a better person. We could all use that kind of wisdom nowadays.
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    • Too late to bed and early to rise makes a man weary and cuts him down to size
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    • Too much tumblr
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    • Late to bed and early to to rise niggas, where are you?
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    • Anyone else set their alarm early on their days off only to wake up and go back to sleep bc u can
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    • I do the good ol' late to bed and early to rise 'cus I'm a dumbass
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