Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
I DON'
KNO TO AC MY
AGE.
WWW
I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS AGE BEFORE.
I DON' KNO TO AC MY AGE. WWW I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS AGE BEFORE.
lifts the armrest and puts her hair in a ponytail
IndustriousDaddyV3 IndustriousDaddyV3
24 oct 2020
lifts the armrest and puts her hair in a ponytail
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you
throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes
The future is now, old man
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
27 oct 2020
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes The future is now, old man
When you accidentally click on the wrong file during a presentation:
Arcclone Arcclone
25 sep 2020
When you accidentally click on the wrong file during a presentation:
POST THIS CAT
WholeFuckingMilk WholeFuckingMilk
25 sep 2020
POST THIS CAT
WHEN SOMEONES ASKS IF YOU'RE OKAY
sLT4cHiNeEz sLT4cHiNeEz
15 oct 2020
WHEN SOMEONES ASKS IF YOU'RE OKAY
When ur chewing gum & u randomly
bite the sh-t outta ur tongue
When ur chewing gum & u randomly bite the sh-t outta ur tongue
Padme: *gets outfit's midriff torn out by giant murder cat on Geonosis*
Anakin's pee pee :
ES
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
WookieeCookie WookieeCookie
20 sep 2020
Padme: *gets outfit's midriff torn out by giant murder cat on Geonosis* Anakin's pee pee : ES THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
Clifford the Big Red
Dog
2002 2 seasons
He knows a lot about divorce, dating and-sex after 45. And he won't Spare you the gory
details.
Because of your interest in:
Jerry Before Seinfeld j
TV Cartoons
British movies t eattiy
CutieBee CutieBee
23 sep 2020
Clifford the Big Red Dog 2002 2 seasons He knows a lot about divorce, dating and-sex after 45. And he won't Spare you the gory details. Because of your interest in: Jerry Before Seinfeld j TV Cartoons British movies t eattiy
The kid in the wheelchair : *tells a funny joke*
Me preventing myself from saying he should become a stand-up comedian :
The kid in the wheelchair : *tells a funny joke* Me preventing myself from saying he should become a stand-up comedian :
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating.
Belcalis
Almanzar
Bacardi Bacardi
14 dec 2020
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating. Belcalis Almanzar
you're all wrong the earth isn't flat or round.
It's fucked
gliknid gliknid
14d
you're all wrong the earth isn't flat or round. It's fucked
Roses Are Red
But Something's Wrong...
Charly254
25 may
Roses Are Red But Something's Wrong...
Soap after you drop it in the shower 5 times
TyLord16 TyLord16
22 sep 2020
Soap after you drop it in the shower 5 times
I'm only responsible for what I say,
not for what you understand.
- John Wayne
JudgementalRooster
15 dec 2020
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. - John Wayne