Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
When a woman says
"First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
3 jan 2021
When a woman says "First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
Superheroes after dealing $130M in damage only to save a cat from a tree:
Mission accomplished
BobbyBlabby_CKY BobbyBlabby_CKY
25 sep 2020
Superheroes after dealing $130M in damage only to save a cat from a tree: Mission accomplished
"The worst she could say is no"
Her:
Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race,
I would walk backwards.
redhead_2020 redhead_2020
25 may
"The worst she could say is no" Her: Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
ShitPostGod ShitPostGod
11 may
thats right... buy all of cumcoin and dump all my fartbucks into booba
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road - Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road
OfficialMatt OfficialMatt
28 sep 2020
Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road - Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting a divorce: 'She's done'
Not shocked and don't care - Not shocked and don’t care
AnalR4peDaily AnalR4peDaily
6 jan 2021
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting a divorce: 'She's done' Not shocked and don't care - Not shocked and don’t care
One man files for over 300 patents
What happens next will shock you
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
One man files for over 300 patents What happens next will shock you
Got a new dog today and it wont stop trying to eat my phone.
Silvi_bb Silvi_bb
22 sep 2020
© Based on: meowingtonsco
Me as soon as the first fall leaf hits the ground
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
thompson945 thompson945
22 apr
If you're alone and hungry, please cook something or else order food online but don't eat bedsheets. It affects your health
my plan step 1: buy 15 identical cats
step 2: invite someone over
step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say "just one but he's really fast"
my plan step 1: buy 15 identical cats step 2: invite someone over step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say "just one but he's really fast"
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally
punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
RoninGamer RoninGamer
8 may
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom's bread machine for some reason.
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
This is Rico, and he suddenly loves my mom's bread machine for some reason.
John Wick after killing an entire mafia gang:
Almost lost my cool there.
John Wick after killing an entire mafia gang: Almost lost my cool there.