Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad!
My baby brother:
DANNY DEWITE rs
-e ME
scp_Dr_Bright scp_Dr_Bright
10 nov 2020
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad! My baby brother: DANNY DEWITE rs -e ME
this looks like a commercial for
anxiety medication
this looks like a commercial for anxiety medication
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft
His 64 dogs:
so you have chosen death.
greasymitts greasymitts
23 sep 2020
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft His 64 dogs: so you have chosen death.
This is the cat of wealth. Like this and he will give u that 4 bucks.
Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it - Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it
LogicalChicken LogicalChicken
22 sep 2020
This is the cat of wealth. Like this and he will give u that 4 bucks. Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it - Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it
Hey there sexy
MakeShiftArtist MakeShiftArtist
15 jan 2021
Hey there sexy
WHEN youre having a good time around the cave bonfire but you remember you have 10 hours of berry picking
tomorrow
areyoueatingtho areyoueatingtho
3 jan 2021
WHEN youre having a good time around the cave bonfire but you remember you have 10 hours of berry picking tomorrow
Mr. House watching The Courier hack into the penthouse terminal holding a golf club
Lonethefox Lonethefox
18 feb
Mr. House watching The Courier hack into the penthouse terminal holding a golf club
Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean. - Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean.
Bumo64 Bumo64
26 sep 2020
Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean. - Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean.
All i want for christmas is for my dog to carry his bone correctly
fucked_ham fucked_ham
22 sep 2020
All i want for christmas is for my dog to carry his bone correctly
i hav dog in cup
> iS
yeetis_the_fetus yeetis_the_fetus
22 sep 2020
i hav dog in cup > iS
averagefairy
why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
averagefairy why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
Absolutely no one:
old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise
af
Absolutely no one: old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise af
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
Everybody wanna carry that weight, bu mignobody wanna carry that weight.
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse.
Updated PM; Today PM
lFunny_News lFunny_News
4 dec 2020
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse. Updated PM; Today PM
Cindy Lou is all grown up (Taylor Momsen)
SSS
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
5 apr
Cindy Lou is all grown up (Taylor Momsen) SSS
Linda Hathaway Foster
21 No at
I remember watching a YouTube video about a feral lady who built her own home in nature and lived on her own, using fresh spring for water and cooking on the floor of her house (which looked beautiful), and a guy was interviewing her and went
"Isn't this inconvenient though? To have to light a fire every day, before you can even make tea?" and she shot back "Isn't it inconvenient for you to work 8 hours a day just so you don't have to light a fire?" and I was shook. This lady knew what's up while we were still babies. Legendary savage.
~ balkanradfem
CadetBoneSpurs CadetBoneSpurs
21 dec 2020
Linda Hathaway Foster 21 No at I remember watching a YouTube video about a feral lady who built her own home in nature and lived on her own, using fresh spring for water and cooking on the floor of her house (which looked beautiful), and a guy was interviewing her and went "Isn't this inconvenient though? To have to light a fire every day, before you can even make tea?" and she shot back "Isn't it inconvenient for you to work 8 hours a day just so you don't have to light a fire?" and I was shook. This lady knew what's up while we were still babies. Legendary savage. ~ balkanradfem
isabella
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Electivire Electivire
22 sep 2020
isabella yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF
Bs
LouisianaProud LouisianaProud
2 mar
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF Bs