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    • In Texas, the batteries are instead replaced with .45 ACP and 5.56
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    • I have FINALLY reached the end of the features for the first time in TWO MONTHS...
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    • Nah, y'all nasty
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    • Don't forget pizza. Or is that in an expansion pack?
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    • so youre telling me people dont normally have crack cocaine in their couches? wack
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    • My bro once found a knife in our couch years ago.
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    • Clean yo fuckin house
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    • I once found a round of 7.62 under the cushions, is that bad?
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    • Ur couch is nasty asf
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    • My uncle and his friend housesat for me while I was on vacation and I found a used condom in my couch.
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    • Weird I just have 6 dead children under my cushions
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    • and the dog in between cushions
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    • Do you guys also find reaction images under your couch cushione
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    • I found a $20 in my couch couple days ago. Was nice
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    • That’s a dirty ass battery what the hell
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    • Damn, it's missing the german stick grenade 😔
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    • My friends cat hides tons of shit under his couch
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    • I eat it all
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    • No one knows what the key goes to
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    • Anyone else actually clean under them routinely? I do it every Wednesday (day off)
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    • That's the apt nibbas
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    • Where’s the USSR?
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    • What about D R U G S?
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    • one time i found a whole stack of pancakes in between the couch cushions at my parents housr
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    • Weird sandy like dust
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    • Can anyone explain how batteries work?
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    • There used to be a bunch of hairties under my couch when my cat was alive because she loved playing with hairties.
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    • Nasty ass kids
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    • Don’t forget pencils. Lots and lots of them lol
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    • Corroded ass batteries
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    • Nasty fuckers
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    • Batteries and have eaten lollipops? What kinda shit-hole of a house do you live in
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    • If I come to your house and find heavily corroded batteries under your couch, I'm gonna be concerned.
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    • What abt the lint
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    • I would gather up hundreds of acorns and put them under all of the couches
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    • not gonna lie i thought it said under the cooch for a second
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    • Don’t forget plastic Easter eggs. Probably have like a thousand in my moms sofa
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    • I understand some of that stuff but how do u lose a half eaten sucker
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    • You forgot dad
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    • I don’t even like starburst, but when cleaned my living room I found so many wrappers in my couch cushions
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    • Dont forget the various lego guy pieces
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    • Add a phone to that list
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    • 3ds stylus
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    • I've found bullets, Nerf Darts, loose change, earbuds, and the like.
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    • What about a will to live?
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    • Fun party trick: put the keys change and batteries in your mouth and watch the excitement!
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    • Are those vape batteries I see 🤨
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    • An old German stick grenade
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    • Cookie crumbs
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    • Under mine I found a sticky quarter, an Apple TV remote, a zune, my grandma’s teeth, and a hand mirror
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    • My couch is clean af. Dont sit on filth. It takes 3 seconds to vacuum under the cushions
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    • Couchville
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    • Wheres the popcorn
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    • Why do batteries always get white powder?
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    • And if you have children in your house, you'll find dolls, toys, sometimes a dead mouse. Who knows. I don't
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    • Chapsticks
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    • You forgot the skull
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    • Are those camo batteries?
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    • Airpods
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    • Don't forget mom's vibrater
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    • You forgot the used needles lmao
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    • Replace the wrappers with dog hair and you have my house
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    • Beat yo kids and you won't have this problem
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    • Who the fuck is just leaving batteries on the couch cushion?
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    • Sometimes change, but none of that other shit. What kind of slobs sit and stuff wrappers under the couch.
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    • What about the dead hookers?
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    • It’s the one piece
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    • What's the thing in bottom center?
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    • If your couch is that filthy, you should have worn a condom
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    • Bro last time i found a slushy or what was left of it
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    • Yall obviously don't have any fuckin kids🤣
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    • Half chewed lollipop? Ok demon.
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    • For a sec I thought those batteries were in camo.
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    • If y’all ever lost a dime bag in the couch only to find it when u need it most, u a real one
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    • Lighters
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    • You forgot the discarded cum rags.
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    • I didn't know that people didn't clean under the cushions and under the couch once a week. My sister and I do, but our sister in law says she doesn't remember the last time she did.
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    • Don't forget missing shoe and random toy
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    • Literally marbles and little toys my daughter kicks under there
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    • The only thing under my couch was my step sister who got stuck
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    • U forgot socks
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    • Unless this is in a house with like 3-4 children, what the fuck
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    • Don't forget weed and used condoms
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    • Lmao the starburst rappers
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    • Where's the body?
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    • When I was younger I lost my ds and found it in the couch a few months later
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    • In my father's house is worse. It can be anything from lego blocks to sausages, knives to drawn pictures
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    • Quit smoking meth and clean your house
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    • And a GUN
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    • Good... No bodies
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    • Back in the day, it was change , lazer key chains, dog treats, crumbs,
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    • Found my student ID under the couch cushion.
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    • Yeah if you’re a slob
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    • Ew wtf, no. Maybe find a toy I played with years ago but food is strictly off limits in the living room and if we drop something in between the couch cushions we'll stop everything to make sure we get it back. Clean your couch.
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    • Those blue pen caps are the best for scratching the inside of your ears cuz they go in just far enuff
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    • I still want the sucker
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    • Nigga pen caps and pennies are normal but why the hell do you have crack
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    • I find 12ga an 9mm all the time
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