• Would you punch your best friend
for one million dollars?
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    • Shit my best friend would punch ME if I didn't punch him
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    • He'd definitely get a cut if I punched him, but yeah, I don't get why people bother with making these. Who WOULDN'T take this?
      AVRP 6 aug
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    • I’d punt the motherfucker for 20
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    • I'd punch my best friend because he's a bitch. MY bitch
      Rico_ 6 aug
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    • My friend would understand
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      cena 6 aug
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    • Imma fuck that guy up, but it's all good bc afterwards, we'll go back to my place, and have a couple of sandwiches, beers, some Doritos, and watch Lord of the Rings, with the added bonus of now being $1,000,000 richer.
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    • I’d punch her for $5
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    • I'd punch my best friend for a single poptart
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    • my friends would be mad if I didn't if they knew about the money part
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    • I’d do it for a McDonald’s sprite
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    • freind
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    • Shit meme
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    • the edgy backstory was a nice touch.
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    • I’d beat the mother fucker senseless for 50 bucks
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    • Best friend? People have those?
      pmg006 7 aug
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    • My bestie could die if I punch her.... oh well. A million bucks is a million bucks
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    • MmmMM edgy
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    • If you don't beat the shit out of each other every once in a while are you really friends
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    • I bet Mr Beast gonna do some “we went up to random people and asked them to punch their bff for 100$!”
      Dachi 7 aug
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    • That’s how my brother and his best friend met actually, he punched him in the arm
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    • Theyd hit me if i didnt hit them
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    • Id punch that mf for a diet coke shit
      DrQuanta 7 aug
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    • I’ll do it for free
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    • Real best friends would punch you if you didnt
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    • XD me and my friends punch each other everyday i'd be a billionaire rn
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    • how many variations of the lame joke shall we see
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    • I would simply because I lost all means of talking to my best friend. So if I could punch them. I'd have them back... and 1 million dollars which would be cool too
      FuzeThem 9 aug
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    • Ha it’s friend fuck face
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    • I like your cut g
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    • I’d punch my best friend for a fist bump
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    • DrCrispy Bitch come here imma slap your brain. fuck it, I would slap you for a single stale corn chip
      EatMyDog 7 aug
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    • I'd punch my best friend and then they'd punch me. 1 mil for the both of us.
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    • I would fucking back hand his face so hard and then buy him a laptop with Minecraft for compensation
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    • Nothing would change between us aswell because we already punch each other
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      Foundry 6 aug
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    • Autauga 6 aug
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    • You spelt friend wrong you idiot
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    • I need that
      Elicario 9 aug
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    • I met a great friend of mine because I was flirting with her friend and she thought I was a guy so she kicked me in the crotch with clogs.
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    • my best friend would make me. i wouldn’t have a say in the situation
      emileejo 9 aug
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    • My best friend would do worse to me if I didn’t punch him for 1mil.
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    • It never said how hard you had to punch them.....so a light tap and you're good to go
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    • Freind
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    • My friend would punch me if I didn't
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    • I’d do a lot more for a lot less
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    • Sorry mosquito
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    • Just one question: Where?
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    • Never said how hard I could just nudge my best friend in a fist so yes
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    • Whoever doesn't know how to spell friend should be punched.
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    • Rock his shit then split it 50/50
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    • Edgy backstory?
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    • These hypotheticals are so fucking retarded and not funny
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    • MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA WWWRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY MUDA
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    • Totally, and I would give him a dollar afterwards.
      Mycaruba 8 aug
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    • I’d punch her for $10
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    • Punching one of my best friends was how I introduced myself formally to him. Ever since then we been friends.
      huffy97 8 aug
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    • Cool cool but what’s a friend
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    • I’d punch my friend for McDouble and a McFlurry
      Men4sale 8 aug
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    • Lol agree to split it and offer for him to punch you back after so you both earned it
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    • Shit we would punch each other as hard as possible
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    • My best friend would let me punch him for one million dollars
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    • I can just give my friend a 10k cut, he’d understand.
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    • I'd cut off his left nut for half that and he'd probably forgive me
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    • Don’t have any irl friends just 2 people I occasionally talk to online
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    • How is it an edgy backstory? You don't need to kilI your friend, just punch him
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    • I’d punch him for like 10 bucks
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    • Why are McDonalds sprites soooo.... crisp?
      karisol 8 aug
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    • That’s not an edgy backstory it’d be an edgy backstory if you k1lled him or something
      Valflame 8 aug
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    • Yea but I don’t have to punch him that hard and plus I would buy him a car with that money
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    • I wouldn’t hesitate
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    • I'd punch him for free
      RussQ 7 aug
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    • Yeah, hed get half then punch me and we’d both get one mil, we’ve discussed it.
      Mabus 7 aug
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    • Can nobody spell correctly anymore?
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    • My best friend is my bf and if I didn’t he’d pimp smack me
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    • Shit being lonely jokes just sound cringe at this point. Haha I have no friends I’m so relatable.
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    • I’d punch my best friend for free
      DrunkBro 7 aug
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    • Id do it for free
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    • If I didn’t my best friend would beat my shit in for being fucking retarded.
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    • Punch myself
      wait_for 7 aug
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    • I’d tell him first but prob yeah
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    • I don’t have a best friend
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    • My one question with all of these hit your best friend posts is, do they know? Like, are they in on the deal? And if not, could you explain it to them after? Or is it just a punch, no explanation?
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    • Does this stack? Can I wail on him for five minutes straight and split the cash with him?
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    • My best friend would beat my ass. I would have to tell him to stop and that I’m giving him 10 grand
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    • I’d punch her for a whole pizza and a soda 😂
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    • I'd fuck my best friend for free
      Bigeski 7 aug
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    • Punching your friend is far from edgy but ok
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    • Multiple times.
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    • Punch him then split the money
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    • I would punch my best friend for a corn chip
      Xjewels 7 aug
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    • I’d krill him for a Klondike bar
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    • "I'll give you half a million dollars if you let me punch you."
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    • I would knock my best friend the fuck out for $100 dollars let alone the ridiculous amount said above I forgot I would just have to figure out who it is
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    • I’d do it for 5
      Ebon 7 aug
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