• TRUE FACT OF THE DAY: When falcon
breeders want to breed falcons, they
wear special falcon sex hats. The hat
encourages the falcon to shag the
breeder's head and collects the falcon
sperm, which can then be artificially
inseminated.
I'll say that again: FALCON SEX HATS.
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    • Whole new level of "like ya cut G"
      Lord_Greg 22 jul
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    • Sorry honey the falcon sex hat stays on during sex
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    • They don’t have a scarecrow or something to wear the hats?
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    • "That's a nice hat bro. You mind if I just..." *humps you*
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    • Why not put it on a mannequin?? Or a scarecrow? Or a stick?? Do you like wearing the falcon sex hat???
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    • Falcon realizing he was being used: Hands off my COCK!
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    • The cum comb stays on during sex
      chopstew 23 jul
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    • How is there not a better way? Why does it have to be a hat? Could it not be put on a post or something?
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    • They pay someone to get skullfucked by a fucking falcon
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    • Bro imagen someone gives it to you as a prank and than a bird comes down and starts humping the hat
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    • I went to dinner a few hours ago, and one of my friends told me a story of how this kid he knew drank his own cum, liked it, and drank more. I almost didn’t eat
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    • Falcon Sex Hat band name I called it
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    • What are you doing to me step falcon
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    • Me and the homies fucking on the fuck hat
      MiniTuba 23 jul
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    • cum is stored in the hat
      DukiNuki 23 jul
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    • “What’d you do today?” “Let a bird nut on my head”
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    • Anyone every see unnatural selection on Netflix? There’s just this scene of this dog breeder casually jerking off a dog so he can fuck with the dna
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    • Falcon pocket pussy
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    • Fuck my head
      kanep0e 23 jul
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    • Literal cumbrain
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    • They give these away at Atlanta NFL games.
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    • Imagine getting cucked by a bird
      Danger5 23 jul
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    • The falcon sex hat stays on during sex
      Football 24 jul
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    • Hey babe 😖 could we 😘 fuck on the sperm hat?
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    • the falcon cum hat stays ON during sex
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    • Cum hat cum hat
      Fear_me 24 jul
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    • hat stays on during falcon sex
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    • But like, why it gotta be a hat doe?
      Trasshko 23 jul
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    • Its my birthday today. Dm me a bday present since i didnt get any lol
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    • The falcon sex hat stays ON during sex
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    • I’ll say it again, what are you going to me step falcon
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    • Bruh
      C_Odds 22 jul
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    • Why not just let the falcons fuck each other?
      macdeala 26 jul
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    • The hats do look pretty sexy tbh. No wonder they wanna fuck it
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    • Snoop_8 23 jul
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    • Here me out, why make it a hat? Why do I have to ducked head fucked by the falcon
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    • Forbidden Pocket Pussy
      WyteFox 23 jul
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    • “The falcon sex hat stays on during falcon sex
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    • shawwed 23 jul
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    • the 7th hole
      CVNT5 23 jul
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    • Why is it necessary to be on someone head
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    • You all now have to live with the fact that a falcon will never have sex with your hat.
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    • Shag me falcon daddy
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    • THAT explains why my cousin's hat design didn't take off. And why she kept getting attacked by birds.
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    • Falcon fuck hat falcon fuck hat
      ___L___ 23 jul
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    • Ah, my good friend, the sperm collector. How have you been?
      Remix_DD 23 jul
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    • Yeah. Take that cloaca, bitch
      _Whatup_ 23 jul
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    • The hat stays on during sex!
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    • Cum is stored in the head
      Shinano 23 jul
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    • wtf... this is just furry with extra step
      batbite 23 jul
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    • Why does it have to be a hat tho
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    • HEY HAT FUCKER
      Argy_ 23 jul
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    • Why not just... have the falcons fuck? Or out it on a mannequin?
      Nickels 23 jul
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    • Tfw no sex hat for your special falcon gf
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    • The thought of a giant bird fucking my hat is just disturbing to me
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    • I like ya cut g ( proceeds to cum on your scalp )
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    • The sex hat stays on during...*gestures* you know
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    • Major brain bang *ba dum tss*
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    • My friend raises them and has the hat 😎
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 23 jul
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    • Ladies, WE’RE DOING IT WRONG
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    • Pretty sure it's cuz falcons treat their handlers as their mates
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    • Bad boys get the cum hat
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    • Whole new meaning to falcon punch
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    • Furries boutta go off
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    • That a thing that I know now.
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    • You can't mount that on a post or something??
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    • So, fuck head is more relevant then I first imagined. Good to know.
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    • The falcon hat stays on during sex
      Pathless 23 jul
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    • Why not just put it down? What is the purpose of wearing the sex hat
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    • Falcon sex hats would be an awesome name for a band
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    • FALCON PUNC......SPERM HAT!!
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    • Who gets to remove the sperm
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    • I fucked this bird ninja
      Boat_Man 23 jul
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    • Why do they have to wear the hats
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    • I mean, birds only have 1 hole, where urine, feces, and ejaculate/eggs all come out of, it conserves water, that why the white part of bird poop is more like thick urine
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    • If it's not too much to ask can you make that, but as a face mask instead of a hat?
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    • Me goes to a thrift shop and finds a new cool hat. Sees a Falcon flying above me “Cool.” (Me 10 seconds later) “ Oh God oh no, no God no!”
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    • What makes them want to fuck the hat I don’t understand
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    • You gotta be pretty fucked in the head to wear that
      Toqwert 26 jul
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    • Ya but why does it need to be a hat? I think whoever made it is just a weirdo
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    • I am in a similar line of work
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    • naw I'm not about to have a bird nut on my head
      MamaJitsu 26 jul
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    • Furries getting advanced.
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    • Why a hat instead of like a post or some shit
      Think_ 26 jul
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    • I'm gonna start telling ]people to shag off cause of this post
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    • Horny hats
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    • Falcon FUCK!!!
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    • This still doesn’t answer my question: how do we put the falcon sperm in the mommy falcon?
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    • Wouldn’t this be the equivalent of a bunch of flesh lights on a hat
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    • 'MERICA
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    • Ok why do they have to cum on your head tho?
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    • Falcon sex hat stays on during sex
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    • mom found the cum hat
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