• e You play piano?
e Wanna fuck?
The negotiations were short
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    • They know how to finger A Minor
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    • If you read that and thought it may ever happen to you,
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    • Shawty know the finger game strong
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    • Sure do
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    • I deduce that the reaction imagine is actually in good taste, carry on
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    • if you can play piano you can basically play anything ; top playah
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    • PorkSword 28 jun
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      LewdShopManagerEcho 28 jun
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    • I never find girls like that on Tinder. Plenty of hoes but they pretend they ain't hoes so you have to chat for ages before their hoe side comes out
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    • Jesus Christ Rylie
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    • Hookup culture is disgusting
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    • What a worthless human being.
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    • Why are girls such hoes these days
      mffresh 28 jun
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    • Is this fake? Sure do
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    • If I could play one instrument, it would be the piano because it’s the most beautiful instrument and people that play the piano fuck
      Dmoney15 28 jun
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    • Pianist, can confirm. The trick is to say "arpeggio" as much as possible in a sexy voice
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    • There better be some fucking piano being played at this fuck date
      radecloud 30 jun
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    • All i know is goirnos theme though
      epic_wind 28 jun
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    • I like my women like I like my pianos: banged till it sounds good
      ReeboReq 28 jun
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    • "Do you have an std?" "Sure do"
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    • I can only play lord of cinder
      _Shade_ 28 jun
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    • fatlax 28 jun
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    • I mean I tried to learn piano, but I can't focus both my fingers at once. Can anyone slap me?
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    • Send tits or dicks. My chats are open
      MandaDawn 28 jun
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    • Bc he knows multiple G spots.
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    • I play the piano players.
      oohhimark 28 jun
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    • Lucatiel give it to me
      Ornstein 28 jun
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    • QueenLoba 28 jun
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    • If you play piano, you getting some ass
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      gurp12 29 jun
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    • ClamSolo 28 jun
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    • Must be fake. Real women are not this direct
      Jerando 28 jun
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    • I want to see what the guy looks like. What do skanks find attractive these days
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    • Sure do
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    • She want the pianis'
      _Juice 28 jun
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    • I’m guessing because if he can play piano he has good finger movements and can make her cum quick lol
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    • I play guitar and guitar hero. My fingers are fast who wants to have sex?
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    • AmerikanKarnage wtf lmaoooo
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    • _Calvin_ 28 jun
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    • damn shawty ok
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    • "Are a mathematician, because if we're a function, it's one to one that I'll be COUNTING on these fingers"
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    • Who the fuck names their kid Rylie? Like how retarded do you have to be to do that
      AutisDick 28 jun
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    • This exact post was featured before by the same person
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    • And this is why people get aids
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    • Yo like honestly i know the revolution isn’t like good but it’s easier to get laid now so it’s not all bad
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    • The negotiations are not the only thing that’s short, that’s why piano makes up for it
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    • Dam where she at cause I play piano too. I know my scales 🎹 chords, dominates, majors and minors lmao...jazz too
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    • Being able to play an instrument will almost always get you the girl. The only problem is that you have to learn a bunch of songs that girls like. You can’t invite a basic white girl over and start playing System Of A Down and Tool songs.
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    • She was looking for a man of culture & wasted no time when she found him.
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    • Wanna kiII yourself
      hrechib2 1 jul
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    • What a fucking whore
      ojok 1 jul
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    • Rileigh
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    • Bruh he is like I play piano and she like want to fuck
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    • Why white girls be so easy to fuck?
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    • gave up on that shit when no one replied lol
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    • Sure do
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    • Ugh, slut
      Kitty26 1 jul
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    • Hey I play piano
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    • Wasn't the only thing that was short
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    • She was probably trying to do that thing where they say something you’ll obviously say yes to and quickly say something else
      Jomsion 1 jul
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    • If only this was how it worked
      g306 1 jul
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    • Damn putting that I play piano on my tinder profile now
      Elmu678 1 jul
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    • Her next line will be asking for money
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    • I play piano sing and write music AND I have a good job how come this never happen to me🥵
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    • interested in good finger work
      ykwtfgo_ 1 jul
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    • Wasn’t the only thing that was short
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    • Gonna go learn piano real quick
      shavrim 1 jul
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    • Fuck. I knew I should have learned how to play piano.
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    • Just like your penis but she wont tell you that
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    • Damn I wish I wasn’t so pathetic
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    • Write that down write that down
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    • Just want to be held
      Zero902 1 jul
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    • The end of the fucking features finally
      yeet2468 1 jul
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    • Were it so easy...
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    • Sure were
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    • What a god moment
      Neutral_ 1 jul
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    • Anybody have that pic with the doge crying saying people can’t like it because he doesn’t like it
      Garfleld 1 jul
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    • Rylie a hoe
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    • Hoe
      Markki 1 jul
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    • “Worst sex ever. The entire time she kept saying “Now give me a fuck you’re the piano man” and other parodying lyrics like that”
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    • I was on tinder and you will literally see women on there in thongs, bikinis, crop tops close up titty and ass pictures and in their bios “not here for a hookup” like lol wut?
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    • What qualifies as “play the piano”
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    • That wasn't the only thing that was short
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    • I play piano tooooo
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    • Anyone who plays an instrument is good with fingering, take it from a first chair flute player 😏
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    • One time I played unravel in the cafeteria because they left the door open and there was this girl literally drooling and staring at me. But then I woke up and realized I’ll never be able to play the whole thing without mistakes so I should just die
      karasuwu 30 jun
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    • So that's what happens when not ugly people match on tinder. They get straight to the point
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    • Fuck o wish it were that easy
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    • So wasn’t his penis.
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