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    • Did someone say femur?
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    • No the bone fairies are hostile, they'll just beat you with it.
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    • Anybody remember Hellboy: The Golden Army? Remember THOSE toothfairies?
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    • Bruh I would be rich if bone fairies are real, I got like 10 skulls in my backyard
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    • don’t even get me started on how much you get from the cock & ball torture fairy
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    • Does it have to be ....your femur or can it be.....A Femur......
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    • Bone fairy sounds like a hard core gay porn
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    • The average human front tooth weighs around 1.13 grams (a femur 290). Most tooth fairies seem to leave a dollar per tooth. So a femur fairy would probably leave around $256.63 for a single femur.
      Raiynah 1 apr
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    • The real tooth fairy
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    • Does anyone remember the tooth fairies from hellboy 2?
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    • Does it have to be my own femur
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    • Sharena 31 mar
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    • An average skeleton weighs 75000 grams and one tooth is around 1 gram so $.25 per gram. So the human body to fairies is worth $18750 which is above the yearly minimum wage. So killing people and selling the bones to fairies can be very financial steady until you get caught
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    • A tooth weighs .5 grams and femur weighs about 290. Assuming that you get a dollar for tooth and its by weight thats 580 dollars
      bhayes 2 apr
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    • Have u not seen helboy? The tooth fairy’s in that eat the bones right out your body
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    • SCP_106 are you a bone fairy?
      SPOOKY_J 2 apr
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    • Ever see Hellboy 2? Fucking tooth fairies man.
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    • Imagine sleeping with your arm under your pillow (as some do) one night and in the morning it’s just fucking gone with two quarters in its place.
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    • Everyone's saying "does it have to be mine?", or "I'll leave (bone) unaer my pillow." Bone fairies don't want the bone under your pillow, they want the ones still under your skin.
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    • It’s sad that these apes didn’t hop on the chance to make a decent Hell Boy joke. Instead we get this garbage.
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    • Watch Hellboy 2. Those teeth faries scared the fuck out of me.
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    • Y'all haven't seen Hellboy 2 obviously
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    • You get a one way trip to the pocket dimension
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    • Some one should Photoshop one now
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    • You get a 106
      FL_Pilot 31 mar
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    • I never got paid shit when I lost my baby teeth
      elle 31 mar
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    • Oh the days when u leave a tooth under your pillow and wake up with 2 bucks and a pack of markers
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    • I ma(k)e out with m(y) (s)ister
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    • 106 is the femur fairy
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    • Insert image of Hell Boy 2 tooth fairies.
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    • Does it matter whose bones?
      KaiJuanX 5 apr
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    • Do they have to be OUR bones though?
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    • Sidea
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    • Who said it has to be yours
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    • You people are ridiculous i take out bones just to get a damn parking spot.
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    • You can survive without 6 of your ribs. That's like, $6-$30 depending on the rates of your local bone fairy
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    • 3 fidy
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    • *walks in with box of rabid squirrels* who said anything about money?
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    • Keyword here is "A" not his not one of his but just a random one
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    • Does no one remember the horror that was the toothfairies from Hellboy? Okay movie, but horrifying creatures man..
      opal407 2 apr
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    • ꓄ꃅꍟ ꌃꂦꈤꍟ ꎇꍏꀤꋪꌩ ꀤꌗ ꉓꂦꎭꀤꈤꁅ ꎇꂦꋪ ꌩꂦꀎ
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    • Who's femur are we talking about here?
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    • The bone fairy doesnt pay you it just comes in the middle of the night to steal peoples bones.
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    • Radical Larry
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    • 106 dollars for a femur
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    • *graverobbing increases 1000fold
      PapiVarg 1 apr
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    • BONESAWWWW IS READYYYY
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    • Still only 25 cents. They have a poor concept of money
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    • Watch the movie don't be afraid of the dark they it has bone fairies in it they call them tooth fairies but those little shits ain't no tooth fairy
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    • I second that as long as the fairy doesn't care whose bone it was.
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    • I dont know why but when I read tooth fairies I thought of butterflies in my mind, and when I read bone fairies I just imagine a big ass butterfly with like spiked wings chasing me
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    • Those horrible little creatures from Hellboy and The Golden Army.
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    • Watch hell boy then tell me toothfaries are nice
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    • The Skeleton Fairy
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    • Question, does it have to be my own bones?
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    • No one remembers the tooth fairies from hellboy?
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    • I’m just going to leave this here
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    • Well how much would you get for a boner under your pillow..?
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    • Does it have to be my bones?
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    • Depends, is it yours or someone else's?
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    • You get 40 dollars and a sucker punch in the neck for a femur
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    • *femur breaker noises*
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    • Um has no one seen the tooth fairies from hellboy 2
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    • Anyone seen Hellboy 2?
      Aierleon 31 mar
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    • Does it have to be my femur?
      Inusta 31 mar
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    • I cant be the only one thinking of Hellboy
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    • Shadoenix 31 mar
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    • Follow up question: Does it have to be mine?
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    • You think tooth fairies are cute? Why do you think they need so many teeth? What do you think they do with all those teeth?
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    • 106 is gonna breach containment if y’all don’t shut the fuck up
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    • Well the organ fairies gave me $300k for a kidney.
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    • 🌲 fiddy
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    • 300-400 dollars. That’s how much it’s worth
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    • I remember that when I was 4 my stepfather told me that just like the tooth fairy, there was an arm and leg fairy, and that my arm and leg would fall off and they would be replaced by adult arms and legs
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    • Just hide bone hurting juice under your pillow
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    • SCP-106 wants to know your location.
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    • Man I wish I could save this without having to watch an ad
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    • *ahem* HELLBOY 2
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    • My uncle is a bone fairy
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    • 25 cents per each
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    • Make it snort your femur after you get out of the femur breaking machine
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    • Teeth aren’t bones, they are derived from ectoderm as opposed to somites / mesenchyme
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    • Teeth are bones aren’t they?
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    • Teeth aren’t bones
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    • An arm and a leg...
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