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THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
He looks back at the guy like, "SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES.
YOU'RE SO FUCKED."
Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to
women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their
husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had
a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR
HUSBANDS' FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public
would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they ever
would publicly shame him
I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT
LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT ISA
HUGE BIG F DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and
there are lots of places TODAY where women don't even get that much
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth
and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn't very
important. And it didn't make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big
deal at all
Spartan women participated in some fuckin' badass sporting events, too
And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan
menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn't
marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn't have time for lots of
swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some
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    • I love this on a scale that cannot be defined!
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