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Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed
an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water
a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake.
Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good
things, let's try it.
a, thefingerfuckingfemalefury
COMING THIS HALLOWEEN FROM SYFY
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    • The only form of media ever that turned a person into a ghoul with vampire blood was Rosario Vampire. Everywhere else you just get a vampire. So I'm pretending this person also read R+V which makes me happy because I don't see enough people who have
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    • That’s how you get a werecar
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    • If you feed a person vampire blood, you get a vampire. I don’t know what source it’s from, but my brain won’t let me ignore it.
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    • Just started watching what we do in the shadows. I already highly recommend it to anyone who enjoys the office and vampire shit
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    • I thought you had to stick the organs of another ghoul into a human to get a ghoul.
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    • Double feature that with the movie Rubber.
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    • Let’s weaponize AIDS against vampires
      ATOMlC 1 aug
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    • Wait I thought drinking the blood of vampires turns you into one
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    • DwightKurtSchrutethe3rd
      Tf is a mandrake
      DwightKurtSchrutethe3rd 30 jul
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    • So how do you become a vampire
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    • Well first problem is you need a vampire
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    • Christine?
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    • Are any of those mythologically correct?
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    • '' Maybe Car is Vampire???'' Johnny in The Room.
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    • DIG through the ditches, BURN through the ditches, SLAM in the back of my DRAGUUULAAAAA
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    • Feed an "Animal" Vampire blood and it becomes a hellhound... you didnt say dog, so now I'm thinking of a Ghouled Penguin, and someone running from it yelling "HELLHOUND!"
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    • Vamtire
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    • You get fucking Wheel of Fortune
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    • Wasn’t The Room supposed to have a vampire car
      Mrderp27 1 aug
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    • I wouldn’t mind if a vampire gave me the succ, becoming a vampire would be kinda cool and a small price to pay for immortality
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    • Depends on where you put the blood I guess. What would be the effects of it being in the oil instead? Or the transmission? Power steering vampire blood? Any combination could yield wildly different results.
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    • Not like Christine existed lol
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    • Pretty sure that's the plot of NOS4A2
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    • Didn't Syfy have a show about cars that ran on human blood? I remember watching something where a woman fed her Camaro a guy that tried to blubby her.
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    • You get the werecar from Futurama
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    • Help they didn't say what kind of animal and now my parakeet is a hell hound
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    • AcKchUaLly if the person is a V I R G I N they become a vampire
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    • Hellhounds arnt made in actual demonology there just a type of demon bred to collect souls, ghouls also derive from sumerian demonology where there zombie like creatures and mandrake is a real plant which halusengentic properties can probably be the source of it's weird lore
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    • Theres very few peices of pop fiction and or mythology in which that's hoe a ghoul is made the most widely excepted answer is that it just would turn you into a vampire the same way injecting vampires blood into you would
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    • What about Bender from Futurama as the werecar?
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    • So even if I give a fish vampire blood it’s a hellhound somehow?
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    • That’s already a show, google it
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    • I thought a mandrake was created from the blood or semen of a hanged man
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    • Wouldn't a human drinking vampire blood turn them in to a vampire since they're getting the virus?
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    • Fun fact: in the movie “The Room” Tommy Wausau almost put in that his character had a “vampire car” because “why not?”
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