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Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed
an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water
a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake.
Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good
things, let's try it.
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COMING THIS HALLOWEEN FROM SYFY
VANPIRE
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    • Wasn't there already a vampire car movie or show? Or at least a car that ate people?
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    • I thought you became a goul cause a vampire bit you and you weren’t a Virgin.
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    • In “my babysitter is a vampire” there’s an episode where the main villain is a vampire car. It was like anyone who touched it or drove it would suddenly become weaker and when another vampire came along to pop open the engine, she found it was running on blood
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    • I was gonna say Christine, but other people said Dragula, and I think that's better...
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    • That's just the movie cars
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    • Ok, now throw the Werecar from Futurama and the Vanpire in a deathmatch
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    • Blood Drive on SyFy’s Grindhouse fits the description here.
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    • CHRISTINE!
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    • Ello Govna
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    • The car from goosebumps fina pull up
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    • Put vampire blood in a car and you got yourself a dragula
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    • You put vampire blood in a car and you get the movie duel, if you guys haven’t heard of it you should look it up, it’s a classic. Straight up meme gold
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    • What what? That’s how ghouls are made, wouldnt feeding a human vampire blood make a vampire?
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    • Feed vampire blood to a Star Wars movie, you get The Vampire Strikes Back
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    • The Czechoslovak film Ferat Vampire is about a Skoda race car that is powered by human blood. If anyone has a copy of that movie that works in the US I will buy it from you at practically any price.
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    • If you make $1 every second, it will take you 2,921 years to be richer than Bill Gates.
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    • Blood Drive from SYFY
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    • Transformers
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    • IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKIN HELLSING REFERENCE?!
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    • Truckula
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    • The werecar from Futurama
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    • Feed the blood to the tallest building in New York and you get the VAmpire State Building
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    • van tire
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    • You get christine
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    • Bat mobile
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    • Did you guys watch deadly class? Wish Syfy didn't cancel that shit
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    • Please don't give them any ideas
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    • So we are just gonna ignore Dragula
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    • Christine
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    • How do you get another vampire?
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    • Its called blood drive. We already have one of those.
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    • You get Ello Gov’nor from Regular Show
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    • Does no one remember Christine? I know she wasn't exactly a vampire but that bitch had a body count.
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    • What if Johnny vampire?
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    • Blood drive
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    • Crowley's bentley
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    • Christine
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    • Feed a p0litician blood they get adren0chrome
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    • So if you give a duck vampire blood, it turns into an evil dog?
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    • You get that one dumbass stand from JJBA part 3
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    • isnt that the plot for the show blood drive on syfy
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    • Fill a car with vapire blood and you get an Audi (Accelerates Under Demonic Influence)
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    • " 'Ello Gov'na"
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    • Isnt that just the movie Christine in that case
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    • Remember when SYFY was called SciFi and had good SciFi and Horror movies
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    • That episode from Regular Show Halloween is immediately what I thought of
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    • Pretty sure a human would become a vampire...right?
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    • It turns into a BMW
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    • Ok tumblr pun that was actually kinda funny
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    • No you feed a car with vampires blood u get Christine
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    • You go to get in the car and then the seatbelts just lodge themselves in your neck
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    • the anti-chrysler
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    • Stephen King did it first
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    • What about a plane
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    • You get the taken secret twist from the room
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    • Are werewolves eternal?
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    • Tommy Wiseau "Maybe car is vampire". He initially wanted the car to just fly away towards the moon at the end of The Room and when asked why he'd do that or why would that make sense at all that was his genuine response.
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    • This came at a weird time cause I JUST finished hellsing abridged
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    • Guys I wasn't ready for the power of that pun
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    • Is that the general plot for that one steven king movie/book
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    • You decepticons? That’s how you get decepticons
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    • B*tch that’s just lightning mcqueen
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    • Oh God wasn't that a cheesy 90s horror film about a *ahem* kil.ler car
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    • Feed it to a honey badger
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    • And what if you feed a vanpire person blood?
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    • Halloween spin off of Herbie?
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    • It's just an hour of Tow Mater doing a shitty vampire impression
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    • Riding in the back of my dragula
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    • You put the brown listerine in yo gas tank it gives ya 20 mile
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    • That would be a fantastic rpg idea actually
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    • SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY, DRAGULAAAAA
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    • DRAGULA
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    • You get christine
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    • ok but is this a jojo reference?
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    • Who else here has played Vampyr cuz it's pretty cool
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    • Sponsored by vampire
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    • Bitch thats how you get Christine
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    • Theres a similar concept in the demon road books where if you make a deal with the whispering demon you and your car become immortal as long as your close and you get a demon form and it always runs at the best possible no matter what as well as never needing gas
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    • From a Buick 8?
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    • It becomes a Hummer
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    • Feed a whore some blood and you got a vampire that says “I vant to suck your dick”
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    • doesn’t work since humans are also animals right? it would be one or the other
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    • Christine
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    • Y’all are thinking about Christine. The movie based off of a Steven King book
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    • But.. VampTire
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    • What about the werecar from Futurama?
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    • ...John Carpenter's Christine?
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    • Cars
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    • Wasn’t this the premise of Van Helsing?
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    • CHRISTINE????? ANYONE????
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    • So a ghoul just drank vampire blood, where as you turn into a vampire after youve been bitten and drink vampire blood
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    • I prefer The Curse of the Ware-car!
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    • Truckula
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    • If we out here making car puns
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    • Warecar
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