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Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier
subspecies of the larger and much more hostile
bone fairies.
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Thank you for this bespoke nightmare
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bro forget that how much money
do i get for a femur under my
pillow
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    • Keyword is "hostile." I don't think you're getting money.
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    • Depends on the condition of the bone and ethnicity of the donor.
      Szasz 2 jul
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    • Notice it's "a femur" not "my femur"...
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    • When i was kid i took my tooth smashed it with a hammer thinking ill get money for each piece instead my parents took me to therapy
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    • the poop fairy 😳
      snorty 2 jul
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    • But also a larger version if the cell fairy
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    • Sleep with your hand under your pillow, wake up with a jello hand and $3000
      ideafix6 3 jul
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    • You get money based on weight of the bone
      6122 2 jul
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    • Best I can do is twenty seven cents. Take it or leave it.
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    • Tooth fairy gives shit rates anyway. Basically a GameStop for teeth
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    • Also if The Santa Clause is anything to go off of then the tooth fairy is the size of a person, making the bone fairy the size of an Eldritch horror.
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    • 20 bucks
      Jungler 2 jul
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    • Does it have to be mine?
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    • Twenty seven cents. Take it or leave it.
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    • I stole a kids tooth when I was six and put it in a little jar that I had (for some reason I thought it was disgusting to put a tooth under the pillow) and when I woke up I found a letter saying that I was going to loose all my teeth and they will never come back. Shit traumatized me.
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    • Nice, this bone fairy can finally get all the human bones in my basement
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    • As a kid I wanted to test the tooth fairy concept. I lost one of my teeth at school, and went to the bathroom, took care of the bleeding, and put it in my pocket. Later that night. I put it under my pillow, and sure enough it was gone! But there was no money? I later found several teeth behind...
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    • You dont get money you get a bucket of blood
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    • Bone fairies are more commonly known as doctors
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    • 200 dollars.
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    • Three dollars
      Weird 2 jul
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    • Organ fairy
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    • There is no money didn't you read the word "hostile"? You don't give them a bone in exchange for something, they RIP a bone from your body
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    • Phexal 2 jul
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    • Bone Fairy? That’s just fancy talk for South African Organ Harvester
      jetsisin 5 jul
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    • 7 bucks give or take
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    • But, does it have to be MY bones?
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    • Rarer things like Skulls, Hips, and Spines will run you about $20, more common things, ribs, fingers, maybe $5 a piece
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    • teeth are bones tho
      LitTits 5 jul
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    • My friends calculated how much a femur would be based on the weight of baby teeth and the average a kid gets per tooth, and it ends up to be around 2-3 thousand depending on your height and sex
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    • You guys don't know the actual tooth fairy lore 😳😳
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    • That’s why you shouldn’t sleep with your arm under your pillow
      ferox83 5 jul
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    • Boner fairy?
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    • Human bones in good condition are expensive these days. A human femur can cost around $5,000
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    • Depends. Is it yours, or someone else's?
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    • Does it have to be my own?
      Views 5 jul
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    • How about my spine?
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    • You won't live to find out unless you've got a damn good surgeon. Also, I hope you're selling the rest of your leg, too, would hate to see it go to waste
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    • Never said it had to be your bones
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    • SCP-106 has entered the chat
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    • Does it have to be mine?
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    • What's worth more than your life?
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    • About two fidy
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    • You get 4 netherite scraps
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    • if the offering doesnt please the bone fairy, she will take the rest of your bones with her
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    • I don't think the second person knows what "bespoke" means
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    • I read that as lemur at first
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    • Gots to pay that rent
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    • I can see a few of the top comments have yet to see any hellboy movies involving said "tooth fairies"
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    • I want to put in my will that one of my bones will be taken to a blacksmith and turned into a weapon. They can modify the bone however they want, even adding or removing parts, but it has to be fashioned into an axe
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    • You get no money, but you do get a complimentary demon.
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    • You get my appreciation and a nickel
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    • Imagine casually falling asleep with your arm under your pillow and when you wake up it's just boneless.
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    • Pull out the femur breaker
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    • I don’t know why but I wanted people to know that my sleep paralysis demon looks like Ryan Reynolds
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    • Teeth aren’t bones
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    • I want da bone fairy. Keep it as pet!
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    • Does it have to be my bones
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    • About $4.78
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    • Depends on who’s it is
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    • Yall ever watch hellboy aint their bigger cousins takin the bones its them when they're in packs
      Phizzzy 3 jul
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    • You don’t get anything, they are hostile. They will take the femur and rip the rest of your bones out through your goddamn chest
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    • Nobody said they had to be MY bones right?
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    • Bone fairy is probably just a witch needing a bunch of bones for some potions
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    • Fool. Do you think they'd settle for the ONE under your pillow?
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    • you can get a human femur for about $300 online (i know a guy), so if a bone fairy is feeling generous expect some major cash
      DrMeme 3 jul
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    • I used my brother’s femur fresh out of his thigh and it fetched a good $1200. Kinda hard to sleep on though.
      Yalloyin 3 jul
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    • Hi yes I would like to sell some human skeletons skin included at a higher price.
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    • We ll if you break it it costs 22k without insurance 👍
      paudio 3 jul
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    • Surgery's for cowards, do it yourself and get paiiiiiid
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    • But foes it have to be mine per say
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    • Gotta lose it first
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    • A lot considering the horror of removing your own femur
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    • Break the femur and you get the Old Man
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    • I’m just imagining the Tooth fairies from Hellboy 2, and I’m just like, “more hostile than that!?!?”
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    • None, they take if from your body for free
      xiversx 3 jul
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    • Its gotta go under the bed, if its just under the pillow itll summon a tooth fairy, and instead of money, your wardrobe will be filled with bees.
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    • Depends on how you get it and where it is from
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    • None, they dont have bones fool
      derb 3 jul
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    • Would it still count if it's not my femur? Or what if I left a more important bone like a skull?
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    • That one guy from “Coco”: What did you do with my Femur?!? Hector: I DEFINITELY did NOT give it to the bone fairy...
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    • Every morning for 26 years and I never knew where it came from
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    • Do they take spinal discs?
      C_B_ 3 jul
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    • Is this how the black market bone trade works?
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    • The super duper secret skeletal black market with a magical twist
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    • Let’s just say it could potentially give you 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and a roommate
      cronzzy 3 jul
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    • actually tooth fairys are incredibly hostile and are cannibalistic. they got the name tooth fairys from the multiple rows of teeth they have which they use to eat through your body. they also like to snack on bones and teeth
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    • What about the tooth fairies hell boy 2 nasty fuckers
      foomer 3 jul
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    • Femur breaker any one?
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    • Don't mind me and this shovel and bag of bones covered in dirt
      Gevil 3 jul
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    • How many times this gona get featured
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    • How much can i get from an organ fairy?
      walizer6 3 jul
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    • The bone fairy isn't hostile for no reason. He's just really pissed off that people keep sticking bones under their pillows.
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    • More specifically, does it have to be mine???
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    • Bonus, no one said it had to be Your femur
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    • About $3.50
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    • If I give it a spine does that count as a back market sale?
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