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The Party rescues a
young Kobold, feeds
him, makes him a
torch bearer.
The Party puts a
backpack full of
Alchemist Fire, oil, ball
bearings and caltrops on
he Party Commands th
Kobold to run into a
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    • “Remember buddy, Allah loves you and has 72 virgins waiting for you in there”
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    • That's super fucked.
      0ctob3r 25 jun
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    • "Alright, now go hug the American!"
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    • If I weren’t playing a Paladin in my current game, I’d 100% try this
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    • Turns out the kobold is immune to fire, comes walking out with a few scr-apes from the caltrops
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    • *5 seconds later* Kobold yells loudly: "ALLAHU AKBAR"
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    • Remember to radicalize your kobolds
      honfedil 25 jun
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    • “I go in, go big boom, come back hero, 72 virgins”
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    • I once rejected what the DM wanted me to do cause I wanted to go talk to the lord of our town but he wouldn’t let me in the front gate, so in response the DM had a god drop a brick on my head
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    • "If you go, I wont fuck your kobold milf mom."
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    • funny story my group was playin a band of mercenaries and we were tasking with setting a bomb into a town and destroying it. simple mission figured we’d just get in and get out, that is until we saw a missing dog poster. we found the dog and loaded a bag pack with dog food and supplies and put 1/2
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    • Why would the DM be upset with this? As a DM I would absolutely love this
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    • First dungeon my party happens upon the kobold nesting room and our wizards first instinct was torch the place. The lone surviving egg got eaten by the barbarian.
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    • My first time DMing I had a lvl 1 try to intimidate Death.
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    • Skibidi bop mmm dada
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    • The only good Kobold is a dead Kobold
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    • Im pretty sure thatd be enough to make the entire party evil
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    • Good ole Human Claymore
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    • The strapped alc fires inside of a passed out bandit, then threw him onto a chandelier, it fell onto the crowd of goblins then the 2 shot my boss I had for them. That was my first level :/
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    • "Roll to set the fuze" *nat 1* "Upon setting the fuze, the suicide vest immediately detonates, kiIIing everyone in the area including all in your party"
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    • Humanoid dragon go boom
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    • That's sad because I am playing a kobold ranger
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    • Fucking hate that robot. Just melt ut down and turn into bullets or something.
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    • Let's be honest, they could have done worse things with a young Kobold
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    • My campaign has a kobold named drugs
      _Shade_ 25 jun
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    • Levi_USMC 25 jun
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    • I like it
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    • That's some warhammer shit.
      Jorkle 25 jun
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    • hey guys, i wanna get into DnD but i wanna have a character almost READY first, whats a good type of character to play for a beginner?
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    • What does DM mean?
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    • This is when a good DM secretly has the kobold survive and develop into a villain filled with hatred towards the party for sending him to his death.
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    • Fucking love d and d I wish I had people to play it with
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    • A Kolbold from Texas Kolbold from the Wild, Thrown into a Dunguen where Treasures lie Piled. Hides His Emotions His Blood Running Cold, sent to die by His Saviors His Death will Unfold. Bright, A White Light if thered be any Glory in Raids let it rest on men like Him. Kolbold will Never Come Back.
      SgtSnake 28 jun
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    • The Kobold: “I’m not dying for your stupid asses, bye”
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    • As someone who plays a kobold in my current campaign, this is exactly what we do.
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    • When vitnamese farmers play D&D
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    • Who the fuck is trying to play D&D with me?
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    • I will never make a DnD montage.
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    • Kobold claymore fuck yea
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    • Halflings are good for the same thing.
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    • Where's the funny
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    • My group started adding in our own custom mechanics for crafting, one especially was for creating tattoos, in which you could tattoo someone who would be filled with an emotion once. Long story short, we figured out we could make sleeper agents
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    • I heard that the recipe for greek fire was lost to the ages because only a few people actually knew it. We need to get researchers to figure it out
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    • “How long have you been down here?” “11 DAYS” “How long do Kobolds live?” “11 DAYS”
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    • 5d20 damage, can only be done once, and immediately after everyone takes 1d10 psychic damage
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    • Claymore kobold
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    • New Rule: No doing War Crimes!
      Teedy 25 jun
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    • Sub for daily bangers
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    • Are kobolds dogs or lizards. I've seen both that are called that and I'm confused
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    • Kamekazi time
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    • Just had my level 2 party fight 12 goblins and an ogre in waves outside their encampment. Best combat I've ever run
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    • Fuck kobolds they’re useless anyway
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    • I'm so confused... What does that even mean??
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    • Lol I’d just roll with it that shits fucking funny.
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    • Isn’t that a strategy kobolds already do to adventurers naturally?
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    • Did the same thing basically. K1lled a roaming party of goblins, but questioned one before they died into revealing their home. Kidnapped a child and coaxed him into taking a torch into the goblins fields, which we covered in oil. We eventually k1lled all the goblins by starving them out lmao
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    • What's a kobold
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    • What?
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    • ELEVEN DAYS!!!
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    • Gibus 27 jun
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    • Wtf is a kobold
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    • I want to play d&d more but I wanna play it with my friends, and the group at my school is filled with either special ed kids/retards or some nerdy kids that are hella cringe so I never could get into it, and on top of that, none of my friends wanted to join
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    • dungeons and dragons is a retarded ass fucking game
      buttwhole 27 jun
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    • “Aloha snack bar!”
      Somby33 27 jun
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    • Subtly cast death ward on him too so he lives through the experience
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      Choruss 27 jun
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    • What is a kobold
      theRoo 27 jun
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    • I reward my party when they come up with clever things like this. It really makes the game better by not hearing a repetitive "i swing with my sword" until the end of combat or even "I go to the bar to find out information"
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    • CpnTNT 26 jun
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    • I didnt understand a single word in this post
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    • And then the Kobold fucks me uwu
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    • Why did they make that robot so ugly
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    • And that my friend is how to make a DIY meat Bomb
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    • nerds
      Quintiff 26 jun
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    • DnD equivalent of a Suicide Grunt
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    • My party does the same thing but usually it's an orphan and he has a gun
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    • My dm made our kobold tag-a-long a lvl 7 rogue so i couldn't "accidentally" catch him in a fireball
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    • Humam claymore
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    • We got convinced a town guard to wear a belt of bombs we got from Santa and hug a lich
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    • Make an aaracokra 1 level barb rest rogue, grappler feat, grab people and fly 50 feet up and drop them for ez undodgeable 5d6 then cunning action dash back down to not take fall damage yourself
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    • HUMAN GRENADE
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    • That depends if it’s a goblin looking kobold or a cute one. One is a bomber the other is the party mascot
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    • That’s brilliant. I’ll have to use that
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    • What the difference between a kobold and a goblin
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    • Aren't Kobolds supposed to be inherently selfish? I don't think it would take one for the team like that. Unless it was unaware of the danger I suppose...
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    • Walking claymore
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    • I once played a 6 year old boy who was cursed with a rocking 18 year old girl body just to piss off the one guy in group who wouldnt stop trying to bone all the female characters My freind also played a 100 year old monk with same curse so only 2 females were a little boy and old bad ass
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