E Neil Druckmann @Neil_Druckma.., a "If I ever were to lost you, Pd surely lose
Happy Father's Day!
NS
Replying to @Neil_Druckmann and @KOPF_STOFF
Too bad Ellie doesn't have one
Twitter for Android
Beans0_0 Beans0_0
24 jun 2020
E Neil Druckmann @Neil_Druckma.., a "If I ever were to lost you, Pd surely lose Happy Father's Day! NS Replying to @Neil_Druckmann and @KOPF_STOFF Too bad Ellie doesn't have one Twitter for Android
He no like the beach
SS
saucyvirgin saucyvirgin
28 may
He no like the beach SS
"You attract what you fear"
Oh my god! I'm so scared of being hot! Ha!
RES
can't believed that worked!
"You attract what you fear" Oh my god! I'm so scared of being hot! Ha! RES can't believed that worked!
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying
him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
ITS SIMPLE
WE EAT THE ISIS
ITS SIMPLE WE EAT THE ISIS
my phone suspiciously started acting up around the time Apple is releasing a new one.
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
my phone suspiciously started acting up around the time Apple is releasing a new one.
Silvi_bb Silvi_bb
22 sep 2020
© Based on: meowingtonsco
Sing us a song ur the piano cat
There are people who fish...
And then there are people who make fishing their life!!!
escapethedaylight escapethedaylight
24 sep 2020
There are people who fish... And then there are people who make fishing their life!!!
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
Xehanort Xehanort
12 mar
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
sweet babey boy
lyn
MAMETCHI
im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like
77.1K PM Nov 23, 2018
a thorn in the side of god
femboys when they're 18 vs when they're 30
memedealer775
26 sep 2020
sweet babey boy lyn MAMETCHI im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like 77.1K PM Nov 23, 2018 a thorn in the side of god femboys when they're 18 vs when they're 30
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY.
ONE ALCOHOL!
THE REST IS 64
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY. ONE ALCOHOL! THE REST IS 64
ear followers,
Today I of
Tomorrow?
WINO KNOWS.0-
HumanouijaBoard HumanouijaBoard
25 sep 2020
ear followers, Today I of Tomorrow? WINO KNOWS.0-
I don't care what other people think.
enjoy my life with my own rules!
purescotoplanes purescotoplanes
3 jun
I don't care what other people think. enjoy my life with my own rules!
Nobody:
The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
beastboyXPV beastboyXPV
24 sep 2020
Nobody: The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
JASON WOULD'VE NEVER MADE IT IN 2018
djgetmo djgetmo
1 may
JASON WOULD'VE NEVER MADE IT IN 2018
So my parents are getting a divorce
I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG
Seen
SublimeFan SublimeFan
20 jan 2021
So my parents are getting a divorce I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG Seen
Why did the ketchup blush?
He saw the salad dressing!
mute_spicygoodness mute_spicygoodness
11 jun
Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing!
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
ThePolishMan ThePolishMan
15 feb
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
Why do cats purr?
ApocritaArchive ApocritaArchive
29 sep 2020
Why do cats purr?