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    • Why dont they shrink?
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    • HybridD 21 aug
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    • Mana is stored in the balls
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    • Maybe historically “wizards” were pagans and worshipped celestial entities (i.e. the sun & moon) and believed being in taller towers made them closer to their gods
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    • per0 21 aug
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    • Also their beards
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    • They make everything over sized so there's more surface area to fit additional bags of holding and portals and shit
      robby3993 21 aug
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    • Could also explain why they fight such large creatures. They’re destroying their failed experiments
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    • You opened this can of worms, now suffer the consequences of your actions.
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    • Mexicans with big sombreros are powerful wizards
      LegendCow 21 aug
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    • Their beards
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    • Why would you ask about Mage penises? If you had the magic, wouldn't you?
      Ragnel a month
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    • Pee in a bottle of bleach and sniff it it will get you really high
      yaboijamal a month
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    • All magic comes with a price
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    • They just cut off the excess penis
      Empyreus 21 aug
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    • EXPAND DONG
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    • Mages don’t wear armor because it would get in the way while doing the intricate motions necessary for casting spells you idiots
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    • Then are giants just mages that couldn’t control their power but their brains didn’t grow to fit their size so they can’t think as highly
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    • Zarie 21 aug
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    • That happened in a book called the shadow of the dragon. Poor guy...
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    • Hey dont get mad at us when you're the one who decided to open pandora's box
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    • But then you go crazy like my noon Big Hat Logan
      mug_smug 22 aug
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    • Why would stretching a piece of metal armor make it heavier it's stretching it not adding more weight
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    • Merlin Longdick
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    • A full out mage video game would be sweet. But not a shitty one. Like a AAA one.
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    • BEARDS
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    • His name is Big Hat Logan. Why, you ask? He had a big hat.
      Rozar a month
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    • Mages haves cocks big enough to satisfy dragons
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    • This was funny until some thirsty bitches asked about a mages dick
      Munchie78 21 aug
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    • Look at what you did
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    • Why do you think everything else is so big? Their practicing so they don’t fuck their dick up
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    • Someone post the description of big hat logans hat.
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    • Infinite circumcisions
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    • I’ve had a few mystical experiences in my life. I always feel a lot of energy in the penis area. I wonder if this is the origin of the “Magic Wand”. Wizard hallucinates magic shit, gets massive hard on, assumes hard on is projecting the magic shit.
      uberbunk 21 aug
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    • They call him big hat Logan cuz he had a BIG hat
      UncleGael 21 aug
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    • Primary wielders of magic don’t use metal armor because it’s clunky and gets in the way of spell casting now shut up and fuck off
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    • Doug dimadome is a mage
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    • I saw big hats and immediately thought of Doug Dimmadome
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    • You rolled a 20 and your "wand" has become the Legendary Boner Staff
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    • Metal disrupts arcane casting doesn’t it?
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    • But the mage's armor isnt gaining mass.
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    • What if the longer their tower clothes and staffs the more experienced they are and those things just grow with them like a tree and it’s rings
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    • I am intrigued, yet disturbed.
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    • They live in towers because the further they can be from people is the less damage they can accidentally inflict on the local population
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    • The large peen
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    • What about beards
      Kittez 21 aug
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    • Why doesn't that happen in Skyrim
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    • Every single mage attempts to make their dick bigger at least once but always fuck up and end up making something else longer instead.
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    • Mage schlong
      fellly 21 aug
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    • oh ho HOOO
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    • Obviously mages wear robes because it's easier to enchant. This of course has a completely logical scientific basis, so there is no reason to question it whatsoever.
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    • It also extends their beard
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    • So Doug Dimmadale is a mage... he has the big hat, and I always assumed he had a massive dick.
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    • I was cool with this until I got to the bottom
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    • Imagine gandolph shouting "you shall not pass!" then whipping out his 17 inch magnum dong and running at you full throttle.
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    • Plain 21 aug
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    • Makes sense
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    • What if the mage is a woman?
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    • I liked, then saw the last sentence...
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    • Elminster satiated the Godess Magic and so many mortal women so there's a good chance that this post is valid
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    • Expand dong
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    • *points wand at pp* "up"
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    • Mage penis....oh that's just my throbbing belt.
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    • I mean, it kinda makes sense?
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    • No they just stay the same
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    • I knew it. I didn’t even have to get to the bottom I fuckin knew where this was going the instant I saw it. OF course it ended up that way.
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    • Heh. Girthus maximus
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    • You have to test the spell before using it on yourself
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    • Lets just say this theory goes south, real quick...
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    • This is why big hat Logan has such a big hat
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    • Mage staff but made of discarded foreskin.
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    • Armor*
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    • It’s why they don’t cut their robes above the ankles
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    • Y'all need to read warlock of the magus world. Magi are psychopaths who will do anything in search of truth and power.
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    • What about mage tits?
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    • Would Light Magic damage count as radiation or a divine damage that ignores physical and magical defenses?
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    • Dongus longus *shazam*
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    • I don't think a mage's penis would get longer. It would probably stay the same size and have erectile dysfunction. A mage's balls on the other hand probably slap his ankles.
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