• e DICK HAMMER
ITS DEODORANT SEASON
PLS WEAR IT
I may be mistaken here, but I'm fairly sure
every season is deodorant season.
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    • damn right
      Ultu 21 jun
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    • Do you have armpits? Cool, you need to wear deodorant every day. Hell, put it on multiple times a day. Go crazy.
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    • Showering doesn't mean you dont have to wear deodorant you could scrub and clean them all you want they will sweat for 3min and smell bad again
      Regirock 22 jun
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    • If you think there is a season to wear deodorant then you missed the boat.
      Wyoming25 22 jun
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    • I don't swear much, but in still wear deodorant you nasties
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    • Am I the only one who puts deodorant on multiple times a day solely because I hate the possibility of stinking
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    • If you dont go with it you better not sweat or smell like ass. I mean once in awhile if i woke up late ill not use it. But im not working out that day either.
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    • Really sucks for those allergic to it
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    • Laughs in smash tourneys
      epic_wind 22 jun
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    • Indians left the chat
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    • Fuck y’all nasty people
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    • For those of you who run around thinking “oh well, they probably can’t smell me.” We can smell you, bitch.
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    • I put it on right before work and right when I get home
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    • I hate women’s deodorant lasts for two hours and after it’s gone I just use my mans his last’s through an 8hr shift in the sun
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    • I have issues with deodorant and certain types of shirts. Either the deodorant doesn't feel like it's working or it ends up wetting the pits of my shirts??
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    • I friggen love it when my man doesnt wear deodorant for like 4 days
      EatMe 23 jun
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    • This message brought to you by Europe
      Curvz 22 jun
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    • Or just take a shower you filthy animals
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    • They might mean antiperspirant season.
      G_Dawg 22 jun
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    • Armpit odor was created by deodorant companies to sell more deodorant. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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    • Its EXTRA deodorant EVERYDAY season.
      Kyofox64 23 jun
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    • How to hygiene: Shower Daily. Brush teeth at least Daily, but nightly is also recommended. Apply deodorant every morning, then every 4-8 hours afterward, depending on level of activity. Always apply deodorant after a shower.
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    • Not a redditor but this is indeed an r/justneckbeardthings moment
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    • Gibby just doesn’t sweat
      RealGibby 22 jun
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    • He means it’s summer and people are gonna be sweating a lot more, hence the extra application of deodorant
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    • Omfg how many of you guys are “those people” from conventions? The amount of “just shower you dont need deodorant” comments is abhorrent.
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    • I only wear deodorant if I'm going to work or around people. I'm not worried about smelling a bit sweating on a hike or sitting around at home.
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    • its the season where it matters much more
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    • This is why we have RONA! Yall dirty MF's
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    • Deodorant is so last season 🙄
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    • Meh. I don't sweat for shit in winter, ya don't need deodorant if you don't sweat.
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    • Technically don't need deodorant if you have a good antiperspirant and applied it correctly. The deodorant is just in case you manage to sweat. But nobody applies antiperspirant correctly
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    • Im so proud that this community went from that "deodorant is unhealthy" shit to having a brain
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    • My roommates don’t believe in deodorant and it’s disgusting
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    • It’s Sea-bear season
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    • Damn Dick Hammer, I bet you only have one season for washing your stinky sack too!
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    • This was not fun y I want to die.
      sadfruits 22 jun
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    • I work with a dude that smells like his part time job is wrestling onions and his finishing move is the headlock.
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    • Reapply season... 😂
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    • I'm allergic to the white dry kind (antiperspirant I think) so I always have to use more so gel version which isn't bad but definitely gotta slap a bit more on
      Bani 23 jun
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    • During winter you don't really need it since you not sweating. Maybe even fall. But summer and spring is a must
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    • Honestly I understand if some people miss putting on deodorant occasionally but I've worked with people that NEVER FUCKING WEAR IT and that will literally make a good day terrible with one sniff
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    • I don't sweat in the winter unless I'm either working out or doing something outside, but I still wear deodorant you filthy fucks
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    • It’s 300 ad Roman coin season.
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    • must be frm somewhere cold
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    • Laughs in homeOhSixAll
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    • I mean I’ve been skipping it for COVID season, just because I’m not allowed to even FaceTime people in my own bedroom even though I’m 20 just because my mom is scared it’s going to suddenly mutate and make us all zombies and there is an 80% chance we already had it!
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    • Down here in Florida it can be deodorant time twice a day
      Rudel534 22 jun
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    • fuck1234 22 jun
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    • I work a blue collar job, everybody smells like shit, so if I’m the only guy there smelling like a cucumber then that’s not gonna end well
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    • Tell that to the anime club
      itzelda 25 jun
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    • I had to use "natural" deodorant once when traveling bc I forgot my normal one at home and it made me smell absolutely WORSE and made my BO so much more obvious! never again.
      sub_par 25 jun
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    • Well it’s ESPECIALLY deodorant season because people don’t smell so bad in winter. Probably because it’s cold so they don’t sweat much. But yes plz wear it year round
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    • It's deodorant millennium
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    • It was the worst in high school. There was one ramp in the school that people would group on. It smelled like football players just got out of an all-out fuckfest
      PuntACunt 24 jun
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    • Unless you get a mammogram
      Runs64 24 jun
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    • People who don't wear deodorant
      KewdiKid 24 jun
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    • There are times we have to say it to remind some people
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    • Wear deodorant right before leaving and right after every shower
      Humacunra 24 jun
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    • Classof13 @ sokolow
      Adaptive 23 jun
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    • We’re in quarantine and I can’t smell shit so I’m fine with no deodorant
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    • People at cons need to see this
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    • I definitely smell way worse during the summer.
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    • Yo How is it that I can go all day without it and still smell fine? I mean if I'm gonna be doing hard work or know I'll sweat I'll definitely wear it but otherwise I don't really need to bother
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    • I don’t wear it and I don’t smell I’m allergic to deodorant if I sweat I shower I just naturally don’t smell like a bag of ass I used to wear it every day and got a growth in my armpit the size of a golf ball. Just don’t bathe like a cave man most people have a good smelling natural musk
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    • Not for anyone left of center.
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    • Blacks smelling like lemon lotion
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    • I swear so much normal deodorant doesn’t work at all, it doesn’t smell I’m just wet
      SammyIsok 23 jun
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    • Friendly reminder that in yugioh tournaments if you smelled bad enough it could cost you the game
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    • Yep
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    • I haven't worn deodorant since I was 13 bc it irritates my skin but you can only notice if I'm doing harsh physical activity and I'm sweating pretty bad. Even then i have to raise my arms and have someone put their face in my pit. My cousin thought it was amazing and bragged about it often.
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    • Or you could just have a fucking shower instead
      canadaian 22 jun
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    • Aye dawg real shit, you ain’t gotta wear it every day if it’s cold as abitch outside, just reapply after showers.
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    • Yes
      4Pep 22 jun
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    • Didn't say season started. Season is all year long
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    • GuitarBending
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      GuitarBending 22 jun
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    • My nuts are so coarse that I can sand off paint with them
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    • Where’s all the “my body my choice” tards now?
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    • Heheh fool I havent taken a shower in 3 month s and deodorant for 6 months
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    • I know a guy who complains he always smells because "deodorant doesn't work for him," yet he also only showers twice a week
      NotTheFBI 22 jun
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    • Before Epicfail fuckwad gets top comment i just wanna say i hope everyone is having a good day :D
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    • Introducing the new deodorant scent: Black people.
      lIllIlII 22 jun
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    • Nah it’s Rona season
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    • Imagine. Deodorant buffet. Kinda like a salad bar. But with deodorant
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    • Baby steps
      Joshua175 22 jun
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    • I mean you CAN go without it if it’s not too hot out and you’re not a stinky boy. It probably better to always use it tho
      Daisho17 22 jun
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      DoughnutVan 22 jun
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    • You can never wear too much deodorant. Some of you needed to hear that
      lennon_ 25 jun
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    • You dont need deodorant as much as you all think as long as you maintain decent hygiene and eat decent and drink a good amount of water
      dkisiel98 23 jun
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    • Not when you're a competitive melee player
      phoebe 22 jun
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    • No
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    • You don't need it unless you know you're going to sweat that day or you just shaved your pits.
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    • Indians
      Bjord 22 jun
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    • PorkSword 22 jun
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    • Smelling good is a scam, to sell more struff
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    • Do you guys actually wear deodorant in winter? I can't recall a time I've ever sweated in winter. Maybe it's just a regional thing but I can't sweat when it's like 20 Fahrenheit
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    • If you don't sweat you don't smell
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