• e
delete
a letter of his name from your
contacts everytime he makes you
upset. when his names gone, he's
gone. hangman that mf.
You can't defeat me:
TE Most
2 'people
Hubert Blaine Wolfe
schlegelsteifthausenberger
2
A
i
    • EmailPinterestRedditTumblr Report
    • Copy link
    • Pinterest
  • 963 comments

    • Or you know... tell him what's up? Instead of being a little psycho
      1.3K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Dropping your lover just because they made you "upset" is just gonna leave you completely lonely. Instead just talk about with them, y'know, like a human being.
      AeeThe 8 jul
      1.2K Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What a toxic way to approach a relationship. Her life will be full of short, unfulfilling relationships that leave her feeling empty and alone.
      762 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That's dumb. People piss eachother off and then they get over it it's part of life. If you do something like this you're probably the toxic one
      749 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ty is on thin fucking ice
      boitch 8 jul
      619 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That sounds super healthy
      Jerando 8 jul
      535 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Notices its always a woman that suggests stupid shit like this, never a simple answer like oh maybe talk to ur partner and come to an understanding. Oh no no thats too fuckin easy they gotta make it complicated and play with ur fucking emotions
      495 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • my names ty fuck this game
      429 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I almost dated a dude whose name was something like Alexander Spartacus Burrese-Kingsley The Forth.
      390 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Moe has no chance
      346 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Does that count when ya make up shit and blame it on him?
      346 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Dudes named ty are fucked
      i_am_me2 8 jul
      329 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’ll never understand people like that. No conflict resolution or trying to make amends, just leave the moment it gets tough
      cheeks1 8 jul
      306 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Or. You could talk it out and explain why you're upset, like an adult you fucking child.
      254 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My name has three letters, fuck.
      254 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Bruh, Li is fucked
      _CC_ 8 jul
      191 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • BUT, you MUST also have a rule for adding letters back. Otherwise you are playing a loosing game & it's just a matter of time.
      Sensino 8 jul
      182 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Jo
      162 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Damn my name is J
      allur1ng 8 jul
      154 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Poor Bob
      147 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez
      123 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt
      109 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It’s 5 years after your marriage. You’ve been a near perfect husband and father to your children. You come home after a ling day of work only to remember you forgot to do the dishes last night. It’s over. The last letter of your name vanishes from its electronic existence. You knew this day would
      Catz 9 jul
      108 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Shmitty Whatsenbergermanjensen
      110 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If it was a guy doing it than Margaret "Pip" Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trap Wykeham Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson & Johnson Disney Dolce Gabana Von Walmart II Montgomery de Volkswagen Geico Vand
      103 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 79 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • "Margaret Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trap Wykeham Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson & Johnson Twilsworth Dolce Gabana Von Zweiger II Montgomery de la Roche Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Burean Butt
      73 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pro tip: Don’t treat your relationships like a Saw movie.
      54 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Al is not happy with this game
      50 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Al is fucked
      39 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • There's your problem right there. If he's a "Senior," you're dating a married guy with at least one kid.
      23 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Smittywerberjagermanjenson.
      22 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • For once I am happy to have a long, unpronounceable, Slavic last name
      19 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ofc it was a goddamn female who said this
      19 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I know a man with a first name, three middle names, and a hyphenated last name
      xTank_ 8 jul
      12 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pablo Picasso be having a shit ton of chances
      12 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ed is already on thin fucking ice
      12 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Women like her make me not want to date
      11 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Pretty big difference between doing something wrong and making you upset
      11 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You'll never get rid of Sir Roland Somerset Montgomery, Duke of the three isles, Lord of Havershant, Slayer of the Bilious Dragon, Protector of the Illythians, Victor of the Siege of Alsburg, Haver of a Great Beard, Defender of the Danes, Conqueror of Guilardia, Prince of the Glorious Summer of '14,
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I will Venmo $100 to anyone that can guess my name, I will be answering all questions with a yes or no
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • This is the type of person that seems to not be able to move on from her ex, deliberately looks for him to fuck even in a relationship with someone else, and her abusive ex proceeds to leave her ass and then complains that men aren’t shit
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • “Jugemujugemugokuonosurikirekaijarisuigyosuigyomatsuunraimatsufunfunraimatsukuunerotokoronosumutokoroyaburakojinoburakojipaipopaipopaiponoshuringanshuringannogurindaigurindainoponpokopinopopokopanochokyumeinochosuke”
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Smitty Wernejegermanjensen
      9 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If someone wrongs you 3 times (and rarely does any good) just drop them from your life. 3 strikes and your out.
      10 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Women that do dumb shit like this are not worth dealing with. This is for the type of woman who will get pissed off and never even remotely discuss it with their partner to where the partner has no clue what he did wrong.
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Every time he makes you upset? Women get mad over fucking nothing 300 times a day.
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Or Esteban from Suite Life.
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Dm and like for admiral ackbar newds! New one everyday as long as you ask!
      14 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Oh, boy! Ricardo from The Suite Live of Zack and Cody will never be left!
      8 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My boyfriend has pissed me off alot, but because of my past issues I have to sit and think, is he intentionally doing that to annoy me or am I blowing up the barn for no reason, most of the time it's just blowing up the barn for the mouse, but if it's a constant i talk to him about it
      7 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Lorenzo Antonio Ortiz the 2nd bro she ain't got shit on me
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Don't do it for just getting upset. Do it for problems the other willingly refuses to fix and your expense despite the lack of effort you are putting in. Fucks sake. Sometimes I get upset when people eat my strawberries. I ain't cutting them outta my life for that tho.
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • John Jacob Jingleheimersmith: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT!
      bodan 8 jul
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Be a king and don’t date a cunt to begin with...
      K3YM4K3R 8 jul
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Tbf, if its hangman style, then taking out one letter would take out all of that same letter. At most anyone could have 26
      A_rock 8 jul
      6 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Technically, his name wasAdo lph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessensch
      YaBoi588 8 jul
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • hietek 8 jul
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If you do this kind of thing, fuck you, you shouldn’t be dating.
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Aw my name is Ian. Good thing I don’t date whores
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That’s the mentality of a fucking child
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 49 tries isn’t enough
      xLusty 8 jul
      4 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Why couldn’t I have been named Nathaniel
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I get 4 strikes
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What if my friend's gf did this to him? His name is Ty. I have two other friends named CJ and JJ.
      yeet420 8 jul
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Can't understand why they don't have a healthy relationship...
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas be like: 😏😏
      DoNjOhNn 8 jul
      3 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • First or first and last. Because this is a pretty big win loss situation
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That's an....okay? Idea? Like, I think only in the instance that when they upset you, you talk to them about it, and if the thing they do to upset you is the same thing. Like if they just keep repeating their actions and not actually listen to how it's affecting you, yeah cut them from your life.
      5 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Is anyone else mad that hughesnet says it have no hard data limit but what that really mean is that you have a limited amount of data at 25mbps and then it drops to an unlimited 1 to 3 mbps after awhile?
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • “Oh my gawd. my sugar daddy I keep leading on bought me LV instead of Hermes. Fuck men, they ain’t shit” - this girl, probably
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Thats retarded, but i mean she is black so its just another basic day for her dumb ne gro ass
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I dated a girl who would cut a letter of my name into her arm when I "did something wrong." Like, everything about that relationship was wild
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • People get upset in relationships. Get over it
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yo my name is fuckin jay I get three strikes and I’m out
      Jbthekin 9 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • X is screwe... oh wait never mind
      2 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Mfs who can't get past someone upsetting them by talking (I get if it's some serious shit so don't comment some bs about how you got cheated on because we have all been there)
      yungmann 8 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yeah except that this is toxic af and you’ll never have a relationship over a year.
      rwag131 8 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • bruh my bf and I have petty little arguments all the time and we’re still dating because we’re not toxic as fuck
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • *Laughs in three middle names and the legal title of Reverend infront of my name*
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Of course a fucking girl says this shit
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • That's cancerous and petite
      GoYosha 8 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My dumbass: *replaces contact thinking I deleted it* Also Me: *never loses his girlfriend*
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Petty bitch
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Was gonna put Pablo Picasso’s full name but iFunny thinks I’m spamming shit and deleting it
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What about when girls make guys upset? Or is that not how it works?
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • If men did that to women the woman would gone before the man even loses a letter. The difference is men shrug it off and don't make a big deal about every little thing.
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Reminiscent of that one Monty Python sketch where they have to read out a composer’s name and the name is so long the old dude reading it fucking dies before he finishes it.
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I mean girls get so upset about everything guys would be left in a second
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It's not even Their it's just His
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What a ridiculous thing to do
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I once knew a guy whose initials were B.A.L.L.S.
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • she’s probably single
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Imagine not having the stones to talk to your SO about your issues with them like a normal, competent, human being. Couldn’t be me.
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Yah let’s play the same game but every time you don’t have any money but go and get makeup, hair done or nails done
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Well one thing is for sure that Twitter helps with, to show you just how toxic some women can be
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But Hubert Blaine Wolfe schlegelsteinhausebergerdorff. Sr contact name is "My Love 🥰💞💞❤❤" his ass gonna get deleted fast, because bitches always be trippin.
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I fucked up once and she was done:(
      Tachos 8 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • My names three letters
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Autauga 8 jul
      1 Copy FacebookPinterestTwitterEmail {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.

Privacy notice

For a list of the categories of personal information that we collect from you and how we use that information, please review iFunny’s privacy policy