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    • I have 4 years of customer service and 2 years of assistant manger experience but no I’m not qualified to sell phones at T-mobile
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    • Need 10 years of experience with this specific thing that only existed for 4 years
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    • I know this will get lost and y'all don't care but after applying and tearing my hair out for 5 days I got a call and I have an interview for the job I want
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    • Jobs “We will hire ANYONE! Good credit, bad credit, no legs, two left legs, black, white, Martian, gay, straight, male, female. 0 years of experience required, minimum education of 5th grade required, WE’LL HIRE ANYONE, ANYONE!” Me: “Hey I’d like to ap-“ Job:”no”
      Psalm 13 jul
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    • No joke my friend applied to target got denied. He changed his race to Latino and applied again and got hired. Everything was the same
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    • Since March I have applied to 16 places including Target, CVS, Subway and other restaurants, supermarkets and have only heard back from 4 of them all saying they’re not hiring even tho there’s a help wanted sign. Like bruh.
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    • I’ve sent in over ten online applications to places, including the place that promised to hire me back after firing me for corona and none have called back. My folks are saying I’m not trying hard enough:(
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    • And then there’s the opposite where If they hire you on the spot you know the job is gonna be awful
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    • My dudes I need prayers or whatever it Is you do. I have a second interview with a company for an IT job tomorrow. If I get it I'd be set career wise
      wyro 13 jul
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    • Deadass. Been putting in about 15 applications per week. Not a single fucking email, text, call, or "fuck you" in a month and a half.
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    • Same shit with scholarships. Oh theres millions of unclaimed scholarship money out there every year. I have a 3.8 GPA. Could I have your scholarship? Them: Lol, no
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    • Getting a job is harder than getting a girlfriend
      1936 13 jul
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    • There’s a receptionist job I saw that required a bachelors degree
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    • Not fooling here. I once applied for a job that required someone to be well-versed in a specific proprietary program. I was literally on the team that developed that program 9 years prior. During the interview they asked my proficiency with the program. They weren't even reading the applications.
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    • I’ve been unemployed for three years, fill out apps every weekend since and the closest I’ve had were interviews. Then up until recently I figure out it was because my address “doesn’t exist” like bitch what
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    • I just put in my application for Only Fans, I'm excited for them to come film me I've already shaved my toes.
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    • I know no one cares but the reason they have for hire signs up but won’t hire you is because a lot of company’s are taking Covid loans they don’t have to pay back if they “prove” they were hiring, the deadline also stopped July 1st but you have to “hire” through August
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    • I interviewed for the position I wanted for the 4th time last week and I got a call saying that I got the job!
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    • Sorry you need to be under 21 and have at least 10 years of experience
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    • I help with interviews for the company I work for. So here’s a few pointers: Don’t bitch about your former employers; that’s an almost guaranteed denial, don’t act and look like a lazy bum, and don’t spew all the details of your personal party life.
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    • I’ve been turned down by Target, Chipotle, Gene’s, and Trader Joe’s so far. Awaiting confirmation from dicks.
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    • Applied to Target and went to the interview. They said they loved me and were gonna invite me to orientation. The person was on vacation so I waited and waited and after calling and calling they ended up saying "it's been too long you need another interview you're not in the system"
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    • Job: *looks at resume* Ew wtf
      Atasaki 13 jul
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    • Hahahaha just like women with us men am I right practically everyone on ifunny?
      YourGuyCy 13 jul
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    • I’ve applied to like 10 jobs so far and they all told me no
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    • Jobs seem to want a college degree not some highschool drop out.
      Sagic 13 jul
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    • Krystal 13 jul
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    • I'm to scared to get my first job. Turn 18 in a month. Need advice.
      CruZo 13 jul
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    • What y’all gotta do is wherever you applied just call them say “I think y’all called me for an interview but I missed the call” and they’ll probably set you up with an interview
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    • My mom gets a job, goes for a day, never goes back and then complains about not having a job. She's a lazy and petty bitch
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    • My job I'm at now has an extremely high turnover rate and they had my application for two months before I started showing up every day for 2 weeks asking about it. I was unemployed for those 2 months, only had the one application in but it's the job I wanted and I refused to take anything else
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    • I got an interview for DQ today boys wish me luck. I’m only 15 but tryna make some cash
      CuddleyC4 14 jul
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    • Heh. I’ve lost count on how many applications I’ve put in. Not a single one got me a job. I’ve even had tons of interviews too. And this one king soopers actually took me to the back, showed me everything about the job and then sent me an email saying “sorry we decided to pursue other applicants”
      Eeveeon 13 jul
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    • I wanted a job over the summer (I have band camp starting in 2ish weeks if all goes well) and had 2-3 jobs say they needed the extra help and I left info, they said they would call me. I heard nothing and now I have no time to get a job and work. Very cool
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    • Ive actually been going through a lot with not being able to find a job. My familys about to fall apart. It's getting harder yall
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    • I have no experience because I’m 15 but I really need a job to help out my family. I apply all the time but only get no’s.
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    • I have applied to over 200 jobs in the past year and a half and have only gotten one interview and didnt get hired because i have been in 2 car accidents that werent even my fault. (Job was pizza delivery)
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    • I got rejected from Wendy’s, good thing though because now I have a full time management job
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    • Woman moment
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    • I happened to get applied into a security job and was stationed inside of a warehouse for Chase. After about a year of working there, I got to know everyone there (especially the bosses), and soon after left security to join the much better warehouse job there. It was completely worth it.
      Bargo_ 13 jul
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    • Just tell them you're gay and watch the process
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    • I'm 17 and need a job, I applied on some places but they probably say no to be me because of covid, does anyone know what to do
      RETARD3AD 13 jul
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    • Jobs:... "Sorry Crystal 🌶.....but you're just too hot for what we're looking for....we're looking for someone more Crystal 💎."
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    • I’ve applied to every fast food restaurant within a 15 mile radius of and haven’t heard back, got ignored, or just got told no
      Kyle1 13 jul
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    • The Wendy’s near me was so desperate for people they were closing at 4pm because they couldn’t get anyone to work. So I applied. My friend told me (he worked there) no one was applying so I did and they never called back.
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    • I mean yeah her names crystal
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    • “WE FUCKING NEED PEOPLE NOW” you don’t get the job
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    • I got hired at a place and I'm already planning on leaving. They deny like 95% of applications despite their low barrier to entry and major understaffing issue. I'm working 7 days in a row on a part-time shift and have to do multiple roles or do the work of multiple people.
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    • It’s like girls talking about guys. “I was this this and this” *guy has all of it* “ew not you though” “why am I still single, guys don’t talk to me”
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    • Work construction then. easy
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    • Thats why when you get a job if you Quit don’t bother with a 2 week notice for those mfs
      Yourname 13 jul
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    • trynna apply for usps or amazon warehouse
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    • I taught bass lessons for years but, can't get a job at a music store even though I took their customers. Also I can't sell pc's because I don't know anything about a dishwasher. Life is fun.
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    • I tried to apply for a job and next time I checked the listing it was updated and I didn't qualify anymore
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    • PorkSword 13 jul
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    • QueenLoba 13 jul
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    • It's almost like companies have standards
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    • It depends on the local economy. If your city is doing well you can find a job easily. Otherwise it is more difficult.
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    • Everyone: “why don’t you get a job” Me: “this this is fucking why”
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    • Nobody: women
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    • No fuck you
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    • I don’t know what you guys are doing but I’ve gotten hired like 7 times in the last 2 years. And I already have 2 jobs.
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    • Whats a good job for someone that has social anxiety
      sl00t 13 jul
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    • Well I'm afraid to tell you that your parents are to blame for naming you after meth
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    • Trust me just work harder on your resume and make it stand out and you’ll get the job you want plus I’m interviews show up early and dress well and be very professional don’t forget to make yourself sound unique.
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    • I got hired by my local dollar tree even though they aren’t allowed to hire people right now
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    • Need a resume to deliver pizzas ffs
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    • That’s...what happens sometimes??? Just because they say hiring doesn’t mean they’ll hire anyone, how stupid can people be for fucks sake
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    • People think they're entitled to a job just because they applied, when i went to work at a subway once they did the interviews in the lobby and i could just listen to the guys interview before me, he wasnt all there and i kinda felt bad juking him out of a job, but hey i gotta make a living too.
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    • I recently tried to apply to cvs with required 16 years old but they require work experience and a high school diploma. Fuck cvs
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    • Really sucks being right out of school (need experience to get hired, need to get hired to get experience)
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    • Bro, every job I applied to says I need to be 18 (I’m 17) but never put it in the ad so I just applied everywhere and ignored every response I got back (90% return rate) just so I could piss them off.
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    • uhhh thats life
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    • MOMMYZEN
      Get a job
      MOMMYZEN 13 jul
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    • Cause you suck
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    • YOOOO THEK.ILLERAMONG OUT HERE GETTIN’ ANOTHER FEATURE LESGOOOOOOOO
      ballsacks 14 jul
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    • I applied to target because my old job wasn’t taking people back due to COVID. I have 4 years of customer service experience and 2 years working in a warehouse and a year in custodial. I applied for 3 positions at target. They said no to all 3
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    • I find it funny when these kids complain about how hard it is to find jobs after getting turned down once at the local McDonald's.
      theacp127 13 jul
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    • Send me your nudes boys. I wanna see something hard and exciting
      DatZtuff 13 jul
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    • Jesus f*ucking Christ it's not that hard to find a job. I had 3 interviews the first week of searching
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    • I'm 15, nearly 16, and I gave my application to a local meat market a little over a month ago and haven't gotten a call back, I've called them multiple times and they said that they would call me back soon, is there anything that I can do better?
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    • I honestly don’t understand why it’s so hard to get jobs I’m not saying I don’t believe it but I’ve gotten hired at two jobs without even applying and offered a job at a bank just from going in with a jar of coins talking to the people who work there. I got promoted within 1.5 months of working
      elyse1619 13 jul
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    • Idk why, but I always got hired literally on the spot to every position I ever applied to
      tmmart3z 13 jul
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    • Just lost my job because of Covid
      LostSoul 13 jul
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    • Maybe if you spent your time making a decent resume instead of bitching on twitter you would be hired
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    • I read "applies" as a cute way to say "apples"
      AFATGUY 13 jul
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    • Wow it’s almost as if places of work have employee standards
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    • WOW... it’s almost as if.... they’re looking for a specific candidate with specific experience and qualifications...... and if you don’t meet those...... they won’t be interested in hiring you.....weeeeeeird
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    • This is such a nice resume but unfortunately we won’t be hiring you. We’ll probably give the job to someone less experience then you But good luck
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    • ive been trying to get my first job for 6 months, my only travel is bus and most jobs are 30+ mins away
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    • I tried for a whole month looking for jobs that would hire then covid hit
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    • Well yeah they dont need a kid with a GED and mental problems
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    • I bet you said the same damn thing to a guy wanting to take you out...
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    • OMG THIS!!! UHHHH I CANNOT EVEN DESCRIBE MY FRUSTRATION!! literally all summer I've been applying for jobs and even multiple times at the same place and I get the same answer "we don't think you're qualified for this position." Umm excuse me, if anything I'm over qualified.
      rachxoxo 16 jul
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    • It’s easy as fuck for me to get a job because I’m 21, 6,5” and fit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IN ALL UR FACES
      Alien222 16 jul
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    • This reminds me of that vid where this girl says “I’ll take anybody, anybody at all’” and a guy pops up or something band she says “anybody but you, I’ll take anybody but you”
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    • It is beginning!! Yess!!!
      483sw 16 jul
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    • Yes. That’s how that works
      Flakify 16 jul
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    • The only ppl they hire are crackheads
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