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A second great reason to not eat
uranium
how many calories in uranium
Agram uranium is roughly 20 billion calories
Dec 20, 2015
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    • The ultimate dirty bulk
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    • It'll go straight to your thighs
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    • Enough calories to sustain you for the rest of your life.
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    • Calories are energy. If you don’t want energy then you are a fool.
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    • A calorie is defined as the energy needed to heat water up 1 degrees(Celsius) and uranium’s soul purpose in reactors is to heat water as much as possible
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    • And THATS why nuclear power is so efficient
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    • One gram of uranium, and I’ve got a glowin’ green DUMPTRUCK
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    • That's why it's used to fuel the Delorean
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    • What’s the first?
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    • That’s a great reason to eat uranium
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    • We worked this out in high school
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    • So that’s why your mom is soo fat
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    • So 20 billion calories is 20 million kcal, which is what we consider Calories with a capital C. One pound of fat is 3500 kcal or Calories. 20,000,000/3500= 5714 pounds of fat, if you don't die eating it...
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    • 1 lb of weight is approximately 3500 calories, so if you ate that you would gain 5.7 million lbs
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    • If you cannot digest it then it's calories are irrelevant as far as nutrition goes.
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    • It's enough to keep you alive for 27k years
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    • Yeah, no. Calories of uranium is defined by how much energy you can get out of it in a reactor, whereas calories of food are based on how many calories you can get by eating it. Eating uranium would give you virtually no calories.
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    • soooooooo, what I am getting is that I can use uranium for my lives calorie intake if I get a machine that... oh, I'm basically just saying nuclear powered human...
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    • Yes, that amount of energy is stored in enriched uranium, but your body cannot possibly digest it and remove that energy chemically .
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    • In Russia you are the nuclear reactor
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    • Eat and your set for 5 lifetimes
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    • Thats calories of energy, so yes, in a way it is true. That doesn't mean if you eat a small piece of uranium that you'll gain 100s of pounds though. You can eat it and its not that toxic, but it could put you at a higher risk of cancer.
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    • Big C or lower case c? Because big C Calories is actually Kilocalories, which is what most food is actually measured in
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    • Also it will turn to Radon in your stomach and give you Radon poisoning
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    • Whats the first reason?
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    • Calories is also the measurement of electron voltage
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    • If I eat uranium, I’ll never need to eat again for the rest of my life.
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    • How and why was this calculated?
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    • 20 billion calories as in 20 million food Calories
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    • So I'll never have to eat again win win time to save money
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    • What do you mean? I’m skinny as hell and I ate uranium for dinner last night. Get your facts straight, and stop using control-shift-i to scam people so that you can eat all the uranium.
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    • How fast would a gram of uranium k!ll you if you ate it? Hypothetically of course.
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    • Man if I ate that I'd probably never have to eat again
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    • Doesn't gasoline have a million calories or something
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    • What is... The first?
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    • Godzilla be getting thicc then
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    • What's the first
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    • Nah now I don’t have to eat for a year
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    • What's the 1st reason?
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    • That’s not true but hey google said it
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    • Who tested this
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    • You know what uranium is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium. Including some bad things. But nobody talks about that.
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    • So u just instantly become fat
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    • If you eat 0.0000001 grams of uranium everyday then you dont have to eat anything else
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    • Wait, whats the first reason?
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    • you've seen green turds but these ones glow
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    • Ngl I kinda hate the fact that calories have come to be a bad thing instead of just being a measurement of how much you need in a day
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    • I know what I’m eating for my cheat day
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    • Sir please give me uranium equivalent to 200 calories packed in an Aluminium foil please.
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    • Yeah but your body wouldnt be able to digest all of that at once. Even if you can digest a lump of metal it's too many calories for your body so most of it would pass right through
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    • Infochecker?
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    • I think Joe might be able to eat that many
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    • Instant ass
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    • Omg! My diet
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    • Let’s just ignore the radiation poisoning you would suffer, shall we?
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    • that must be what they feeding these fat bitches nowadays
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    • I mean, you'd probably never have to eat again. And I don't mean because of the calories.
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    • but that aint digestable right? Like that aint carbs or lipids.
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    • I'd try, sounds delicious.
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    • The forbidden cheat meal
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    • A cake is a cake
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    • Okay but serious, its harmful yes but... is one gram gonna k!ll you?
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    • Who figures this shit out
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    • Yeeeehawwww that’s how you bulk like a MANN
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    • But its possible
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    • #3 reason not to eat uranium: probably tastes bad
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    • What you mean to not eat it. That's like the 2nd greatest reason to eat it. I wont have to eat for like the rest of my life. A whole 30 seconds
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    • That’s enough calories to fuel an average human for over 18,000 years
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    • Is that calories or Calories (kcal)?
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    • So one American burger?
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    • *another reason to eat uranium
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    • One gram could power a human for nearly 3000 years
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    • The cure to anorexia
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    • What’s the first reason?
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    • Another*
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    • I’m underweight so I should probably eat it
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    • What about Uranus
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    • You see, this is calories. When we talk about food, we are talking about Calories. One Calorie is 1000 calories
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    • Us hard gainers have a difficult decision to make..
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    • Yeah, but those calories will burn right off.
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    • I only need one reason to eat Uranus
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    • "Itll go right to your thighs!"
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    • Uranium fever has up and got me down, uranium fever is spreading all around, with a Geiger counter in my hand
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    • Well doesn’t calorie have to do with heat lol
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    • Those are some mad gains
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    • It’ll give me big ole dump truck ass cheeks
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    • I have endless energy i no longer need to eat
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    • ??? what's the first reason???
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    • So I won't have to eat for the rest of my life.
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    • What if I have uranium fever?
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