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    • Am I in 2013
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    • Jesus is the best balanced diet
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    • This gave me a freedom boner
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    • Contrary to British breakfasts, American breakfasts have this thing called flavor.
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    • Jesus Biscuit
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    • I’m sorry. Two lobster tails? What rich motherfucker took that picture
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    • For fucks sake, Americans don't have breakfast like this. We turn the gun the other way around so it's easier to grab, and we would never have one of commie make
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    • Dude I’m on that pancake
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    • Jesus toast
      whiteout77 a month
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    • MY FIRST FEATURE
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    • Eating guns is not healthy, it has way to much "bullet" in it which contains gunpowder which has sodium. Youd get really thirsty and I dont see any water
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    • Is...is that Jesus on ur pancake
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    • To clarify for you guys not in the us : we don’t use multiple plates if we can help it , main course is eggs so like 3 commonly, 5 strips of bacon maximum we’re aware it’s a carcinogen we just don’t give that much of a fuck , 1 toast per yolk , and we keep the breakfast nook gun in the fruit bowl
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    • The amount of times ive seen this garbage post. Keep this shit in 2012 for fuck sake
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    • Jesus is the bread.....
      Gasmer a month
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    • No side of grenades?
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    • Jesus on toast is a must
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    • Just a reminder that north korea wont invade American main land specifically because our citizens are the most well armed in the world
      Altarios a month
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    • Of course the European imagines the firearm facing the wrong way
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    • Was that a Jesus crust
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    • Excuse me sir! I only break out the fine China if my sniper rifle is joining us for dinner!
      McNerls a month
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    • Is that Jesus biscits?
      Mappy264 a month
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    • "Can you pass the AP rounds please?"
      ApexPie a month
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    • Lmao Jesus biscuit
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    • Is that Jesus Toast?
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    • john wicks face on the pancake
      Dokken43 a month
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    • FREEDOOOOOOOM
      TylerProbst a month
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    • As a veteran of Ifunny I want to clear this up, this was featured nearly a decade ago and isnt funny anymore.
      STAYCALMDOG a month
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    • At least USA has good food
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    • Vs in Europe where they really don't have guns and are being invaded and today
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    • Is that a JESUS ritz I SEE
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    • Is that jesus on toast???
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    • Jesus toast. Jesus toast.
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    • Is that butter milk Jesus
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    • Why didn’t that guy put bacon sprinkles on his lobster?
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    • Is that Jesus toast?
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    • MOTHERFUCKIN’ JESUS TOAST!!!!!!
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    • I honestly can’t tell if that pancake has Jesus or Chris Pratt on it
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    • Excuse me but the 1911 gose on the right side show some etiquette
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    • Ugghhh pathetic not nearly enough bacon or guns
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    • Damn, y’all eat breakfast?
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    • Jesus pAncakes and lobster tails
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    • Is that a fucking Jesus pancake
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    • I just noticed jesus on the toast.
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    • Is that Jon snow on the biscuit
      lerdev72 a month
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    • As an American I can agree with this
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    • Week shit, you need 3 eggs 5 sausage patties a whole plate of bacon get some corned beef hash in there and wrap all that s*** up with some OJ. You can bring whatever guns you want but I'm hungry. Oh and maybe some biscuits and gravy
      3irdman a month
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    • Europeans are just mad because they can’t have guns stupid fucker
      tman000006 a month
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    • Fake. No bacon on his plate
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    • I like the inclusion of the Jesus face in what I'm assuming are pancakes
      Miss_Emkay a month
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    • Animefrey a month
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    • That egg thick as fuck tho, nice ass lookin egg
      PanSpaz a month
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    • Pffft. Bullshit. I’m American and my breakfast consists of not a god damn thing cuz I’m poor and like to sleep
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    • Bruh is that a fuckin face on the biscuit or am i high
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    • The funny part was the knife. Now Americans can also flaunt having the freedom to purchase and carry something as basic as a knife. Next those little kids will have government-enforced bedtimes lmao.
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    • The top is a classy American breakfast and the bottom is the all American breakfast
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    • Any 1 else peep jesus christ on the toast? No? I'll fuck right off then, proceed.
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    • Garageinc a month
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    • Ah a man of culture
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    • How the hell are you going to eat breakfast without a quality handgun and AR-15
      DedPewll a month
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    • So we gonna ignore that Jesus on the toast
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    • Who the fucks eats breakfast with their sig, everyone knows that you eat with your S&W
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    • Jesus pancake
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    • Knife is kinda small and he is looking light on spare ammo but I guess this constitutes a light brrakfast
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    • Where’s the bacon u communist
      Lush69 a month
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    • As an American I can tell you precisely what I ate for breakfast, absolutely nothing because of student loans
      cheapshot03 a month
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    • Where’s the flag? Damn commies
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    • A true patriot.
      voidstrum a month
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    • The biscuits had Jesus on it😂😂
      TazHoss55 a month
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    • Should've been a burger in there somewhere and the flag should've also
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    • Not even a beer or kush or literally anything like that I’d rather stick a fireritz up my ass and put a five guys burger in my mouth while getting a tattoo of George Washington skull fucking the whole British army than see this and plus get a gun and hang it by my beard (my brother)
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    • I fucking WISH I had that much bacon every morning. Fuck my heart, I'm ready to go
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    • One thing is wrong... the knife is at the end of our guns
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    • America fuck yeah 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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    • Pistols have to face outward for a quicker, easier grasp.
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    • What kinda yeller bellied, pot scrubbin, mouth breathing, coward eats lobster for breakfast. There are two acceptable foods for breakfast in America. Eggs and bacon. On rare occasions you may eat cereal, but only if 50% of it is sugar.
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    • As an American I rarely eat breakfast
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    • At least we don’t need a permit to eat our breakfast Eurofags
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    • Most of the guys obsessed with guns never get pussy, change my mind.
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    • Ain’t no breakfast complete without Muffin Jesus
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    • Gotta have that Jesus
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    • Look, I like a good joke as much as anybody, but that knife is just excessive
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    • That’s not a proper American breakfast unless it was all grilled on the exhaust of an M1 Abrams
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    • Why would you eat guns for breakfast everyone knows you have guns for dinner
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