• Dying from an
assassination
Surviving an
assassination by
running around a
pillar
Continuing your
speech after an
assassination
attempt
Trying to cane to
death the person
who attempted to
assassinate you
Spinning like a
fucking bebylade
while screeching
autistically and
killing three of
your attackers in
mere seconds.
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    • Everyone talks about Roosevelt's assassination attempt being badass but the security had to literally pull Andrew Jackson off his attempted assassin
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    • Jackson beating the shit out of someone made my day one history class.
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    • Jackson was like 67 years old and nearly beat to death the man that had tried to assassinate him
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    • Andrew Jackson was a war crazed lunatic and everybody loved him. He’s responsible for countless deaths due to duels and he lived for twenty+ years with a bullet lodged in his sternum.
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    • Qin Shi Huang Ran Around A Pillar To Escape An Assassin. Emperor Qin Shi Huang ruled China between 220 and 210 BC.
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    • Ok but Rasputin was poisoned, survived, Shot, survived, then tied up and thrown in a river, this finished him off, but when they found his body, the restraints were removed
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    • Rasputin finding out at the end of the day he had somehow thwarted numerous assassinations just because they couldn't end him
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    • It’s funny, but I actually made a stick figure comic of Andrew Jackson’s assassination attempt when I first learned about it. It wasn’t half bad
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    • TR after the attempted assassination
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    • Ronald Reagan saying “missed me” then continuing his speech is my favorite ( I heard it ended up being a balloon pop, but still)
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    • Andrew Jackson was a badass.
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    • Franz Ferdinand’s assassin trying to drown himself in a puddle
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    • Why isn't Rasputin on this list. He'd out do them all (Palpatine is debatable)
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    • Andrew Jackson’s bodyguards had to save his assassin from the fucking president.
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    • Andrew Jackson was the living embodiment of the sentiment: “fuck around and find out”
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    • Andrew Jackson: commits literal fucking genocide, and incels are silent. Andrew Jackson: bludgeons man with a cane, incels are moisting themselves
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    • Stop comparing a fictional character to real people
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    • Is that Andrew Jackson?
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    • Who’s the last guy
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    • Palpatine really doesn’t belong on the list since we’re covering historical figures, Rasputin was a truly wasted opportunity
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    • James Garfield : surviving an assassination attempt but dying weeks later because your doctor thought it'd be a good idea to probe the wound with unwashed fingers and drain 75% of the blood from your body
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    • Alright, but Lincoln lived for 9 hours after being shot in the head.
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    • I going to need more on the pillar guy
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    • A d o l f assassinated himself
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    • It's treason then *actives lightsaber* BEYBLADES, BEYBLADES, LET IT RIP, LET'S FIGHT THIS EPIC BATTLE
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    • Andrew Jackson "HEY! yeah you the motherfucker who judt tried to kiII me. Come here and let my old ass tear you a new asshole
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    • Lincoln would have beaten John Wilkes Booth ass Lincoln boxed 343 people and lost 18 times but John just got behind him
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    • Ignoring Jackson being one of if not the biggest racist of all time (and the trail of tears) he was a good president,
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    • Didn’t bob Marley get shot and continue his concert?
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    • I get it that one way to look at that scene is just as a display of how powerful Palpatine is, but man it’s still pretty dumb to just off 3 jedi masters in 1/2 a second.
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    • Chalino sanchez continuing his concert after receiving a death threat
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    • One of them is fake
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    • Where’s my man Otto von Bismarck?! He took his bullets to the chest and just walked away.
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    • Imagine being retarded enough to be an iFunny mod and delete my fucking posts
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    • Rasputin was such a legend they literally have his dick as a display
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    • RoyHarper grest
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    • Andrew would shit stomp palpatine
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    • is it possible to learn this autistic screaming?
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    • Every US president who tried to abolish the federal reserve was assassinated or assassination attempts were made
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    • He ran around a pillar??
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    • Forgot Reagan
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    • And then there's Ronald Reagen an absolute mad lad who, when a balloon popped all he said was "missed me" and then when he was shot all he told the doctors was "i hope you guys are republican"
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    • Footgirl23 strikes again
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    • Mind someone tell me who was the second one?
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    • Huhu, assass.
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    • Regan: missed me
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    • Qin Shi Huang is the first and one of the greatest Chinese emperor's to ever live. He unified China for the first time ever and accomplished great administrative things for China. AND YET, he is remembered for isn't the terra Cotta army or the unification, it's for RUNNING AROUND A FUCKING PILLAR. F
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    • Palpatine isn't real
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    • The autistic screeching is actually an ancient with technique.
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    • Dont for Rasputin, who was stabbed (lived), ate poisoned cakes (lived), drank poisoned wine (lived), was shot once in the chest (lived), and was shot two more times then dumped into a river wrapped up (died).
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    • Yep sounds right
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    • I can’t believe he really said “You missed” (or something like that)
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    • Want to play Star Wars Battlefront 2? Dm me to join our discord server, an xbox based milsim with four different clone battalions.
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    • ... and then begging for people to strike you down for 60ish years
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    • Andrew Jackson one of the Presidents that supported getting rid of the Federal Reserve. Coincidentally, he was also the only one that survived an assassination attempt out of the Presidents that supported getting rid of the national bank.
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    • Cumming on the assassin to deter his assault
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    • Andrew Jackson is far closer to Hit-ler than trump but yall aint ready for that talk yet
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    • Fun fact: Abe Lincoln was gay
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    • Disliked for unnecessary Star Wars
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    • Then there’s Fidel Castro
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    • Rasputin
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    • Bebylade
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    • Why not put Teddy Roosevelt on the $20 bill?
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    • Please look up his involvement in New Orleans and how he helped this country. But i also understand his involvement in the trail of tears, horrible and thats why I don’t like him as a person.
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    • I wanna hear more about the Asian pillar technique, ignore the fact that it sounds like a sex maneuver.
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    • Lincoln was shot in the head your meme is shit
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    • Going down to the bunker because of protestors outside the gate.
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    • Palpatine is making an e-girl face
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    • We've had some badass presidents, Jackson, Roosevelt to name a few
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    • Who is that last guy?
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    • Force scream is a thing
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    • Yeah but he isnt real
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    • RA RA RASPUTIN
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    • Fun fact Andrew Jackson is inarguably one of the worst presidents for not only the trail of tears but causing the first major recession the panic of 1837 because he didnt like the fed. He also has many questionable actions that may be illegal and attempted many abuses of his power
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    • Meanwhile Fidel Castro survive 216 assassination attempts by the CIA
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    • Well the last one isn’t a real person soooo
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    • They did Kit Fisto dirty when that happened
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    • *looks at palpatine* That smile, that damn smile
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    • The presidential aids had to drag Andrew Jackson off of his own attacker to stop him from beating him to death with a hickory cane
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    • Y'all sleepin on Rasputin
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    • “It’s treason then” REEEEEE
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    • I know no one will see this but in 1866 German chancellor Otto von Bismarck was shot five times point blank in an assassination attempt and shrugged it off before capturing his assailant
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    • <Roosevelt having to be pulled off his assailant by his men so he wouldn't kiIl the guy who shot him
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    • The facial hair is regressing from top to bottom
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    • Why would they use palpatine instead of yoda, if they were talking about yoda? Fucking dumb meme.
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    • Obama survives assasinations by doing the black walk
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    • This implies that dying to a gunshot, point blank to the back of the head, after days of fighting for your life is low tier.
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    • To the people pointing out that Andrew Jackson was a terrible person. Yes he was, was he a war hero? Yes. Was he the main perpetrator to the Trail of Tears. Yes. Every person from history has two sides of a coin to their story. Learn both sides and you’ll know the whole truth.
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    • Let’s not forget that teddy continued to mock him for missing his heart and being a poor shot, hitting the shoulder instead.
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    • This got a real laughing fit out of me.
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