• dungeons-and-danis
I've compiled every raw ass quote from
tumblr shitposts into my phone and ¡i'm
gonna use every single one of them in my
campaign at some point.
cy dungeons-and-danis
Raw Quotes to Use In Dnd:
Pick a god and pray to it.
© Kill me and live with the memory. Then
tell the stars that you won. No curse of mine shall befall you from
my dying breath
I have been through hell and Ill come
out singing.
e There are no gods here.
Do! look like the kind of man/woman
who dies?
God is dead and soon we will follow. Impudent of you to assume I will meet
a mortal end.
e
This is hell's territory and I am
beholden to no gods.
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    • How the fuck can you have this list and not include "You cannot k!ll me in any way that matters"?
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    • "your mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts"
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    • You cant build Heaven without using death as the bricks
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    • *puts god in a statement* oh my god stacy that's so powerful
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    • Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer
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    • I don't remember who said it but I saw someone on iFunny say "history is nothing but the scar tissue of humanity. Fight your way into the memories of the people"
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    • 22. You’re mom suck me good and hard through my jorts
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    • “I am a monument to all your sins”
      07261 31 jul
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    • "No 'man can k!ll me!" Shouted the demon king. "I am no man," replied the heroine and she charged him. She too was slain, for there was an apostrophe.
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    • I liked that “and when I leave you will know why storms are named after people” from not long ago
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    • the mushroom post. Where is the mushroom post.
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    • Idk about the rest but the first is from fire emblem amd the second is from the Warrior cats book series
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    • That's a lot of talk from someone in cumshot distance
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    • “Stay hydrated boys” “no” “then become the dirt I walk on”
      Parlay 31 jul
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    • Violence for violence is the rule of beasts but who am I to think myself civil?
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    • I’m so glad that dnd memes are kinda popular but I’m scared for when they become “cringe” like bro let us enjoy stuff
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    • I’m still partial to “bury me upside down so you can kiss my ass”
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    • “When you see in insect on the ground, do you stop to consider it a fool? It would be a waste of your time to even consider judging it. That would be an accurate summation on my feelings towards you humans”
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    • This one came from an ifunny comment. It says: "It is in our best interest to never consider pleasure or pain when making a righteous decision, if it must be done, it shall be done regardless of consequence." Pretty fucking raw
      Hytoth 31 jul
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    • Here's a picture format:
      bruhsagna 31 jul
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    • I believe The only “quote” I’ve made that someone enjoyed was “strength is built on the foundation of suffering. Last I checked I have no need for either.”
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    • I read this as dad quotes and was genuinely confused for a hot minute.
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    • I don’t have a quote but I wrote this poem and I’m pretty proud of it, it’s called Blessing or Curse? I will post in comments
      Shizune 31 jul
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    • Gods do not fear men, they fear monsters. Which are you?
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    • “I will destroy this world and wipe this slate clean. And when there is no one else left to stand against me, I will build my kingdom upon the bones of the old and crown myself God.”
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    • “Peace is a lie told by leaders who have lost the will to fight.”
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    • the “bury me shallow” line is my favorite
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    • Also "We shall see how prepared you actually are" to initiate a fight is pretty raw
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    • “You broke my heart, so I tore yours out and showed it to the world.” (Me, 10 seconds ago).
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    • "No cost too great." Is pretty fucking raw from The Pale King
      Ramiel 31 jul
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    • Just a reminder that all of these people are too scared to ask for extra ketchup at McDonald’s
      HongDong 31 jul
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    • "God may judge me, but his sins far outweigh my own"
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    • "You may clip our wings, but we will always remember what it was like to fly"
      noonratie 31 jul
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    • This ain’t tumblr, but rather a quote I made when I was 7 and live by to this day: “Every step you take, no matter how small and insignificant, is still a step closer to your goal than it was beforehand.”
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    • “At the dawn of time, my great great grandfather Hands Fuck-Beard, the greatest hero who ever lived, built this farm with nothing but his nuts”
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    • I had a pretty good one with a session I was in. I was a Paladin and our party was fighting goblins(intro fight) as I hit a finishing blow, I said "you better be on good terms with whatever false god you believe in, because you're about to meet them"
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    • Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kiIl me in a way that matters.
      Noons_n 31 jul
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    • "Why did you put thousands to the stake" "Because men do not fear swords...they fear monsters" is a pretty hard line from a c-list movie
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    • “Pick a God and pray” comes from Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening. Don’t go saying his raw energy is from some tumblr bullshit smh
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    • “ I will burn brighter than any star” “you’re gonna burn all right...”
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    • My input to the list
      Yoman1030 31 jul
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    • My dumb ass thought they were talking about running a political campaign till I read DnD.
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    • "I beg to differ" "then beg"
      duh2042 31 jul
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    • Mwista obawma
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    • "Pray that I succeed. For i have seen the throne of the God's, and it was empty."
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    • I live in spite of God
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    • This person clearly has a problem with God
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    • God may judge you, but his sins outweigh your own
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    • Hell is empty and the devils are here is a quote from The Tempest William Shakespeare
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    • “I will accept the Truth of this world, no matter how horrible it may be”
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    • “To feel sorrow is to deserve peace” That shit hit hard
      MrIpsilon 30 jul
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    • “Only two things in this life are absolute, death and my vengeance”
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    • I was tired of the sun blinding me, I wanted rain and I thought the best way to that was to make god cry.
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    • "The gates of hell are open, my friend, dont keep the devil waiting
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    • Ngl I wasn’t paying much attention and when he said “campaign I immediately jumped to “presidential campaign” and upon reading all these quotes I decided... this guys got my vote
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    • This instantly becomes 10 times better if you read it in tf2 soldiers voice
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    • I said this to one of my buddies while playing mordhau after going on a 1v1 win streak "the universe has brought you up to be the vanguard of my defeat, and it failed"
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    • If ignorance is bliss, you're in paradise
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    • Isn’t 9 a quote from blade runner
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    • "Hell is empty and all the devils are here" isn't from tumblr it's from The Tempest did you fuckers never read Shakespeare in high school
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    • Fuck it. Comment some raw ass dialogue here. I want to know what you know.
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    • Gotta have some edge in your life or else you’ll never be the sharpest knife in the drawer
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    • To fear death is a choice, but fear it or not it is always better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
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    • “Listen. Can you here it? The ground is restless. Can you see how it wriggle and writhes when you step? Something is coming. Something is here.”
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    • Atheist talk about God more than Christians. If you don’t believe in Him why is that all you talk about?
      MrUSA1776 31 jul
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    • You see there’s no reason to wonder where you god is. Because he’s rights here, and he’s fresh out of mercy.
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    • “I will teach why storms are named after people”
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    • My favorite raw ifunny quotes
      Joby643 31 jul
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    • Constantly reminding people of the bad will make them think of the bad, Constantly reminding people of the good will make them think of the good, It is our job to find the balance so that we can see reality as it's truly meant to be seen, or we will wallow in our own filth and die like rodents.
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    • This is beautiful I’ve been thinking about doing this thing where i nearly quote something but it’s so close to the actual quote it makes you question if you remember the quote or not
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    • The Hell is empty one is Shakespeare. The Tempest.
      Nellifier 31 jul
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    • My favorite quote is “guacamole nigga Penis”
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    • Wasn’t there another post that compiled cool quotes like this post did?
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    • "Death, be my dignity"
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    • Heres mine, “When you reach into the unknown you will always come back with something you didn’t have before”
      Link 31 jul
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    • I've been to here, heaven, and hell and you're the worst shot in on three.
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    • There is only one God.
      dearofear 31 jul
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    • I read “in my campaign” and my mind instantly jumped to this tumblrtard running for president
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    • These are all cringe
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    • “There are no gods here, only me” is a meme derived from a webcomic based off of an extremely challenging Winnie the poo baseball computer game. Almost positive it’s origins were 4chan not tumblr
      walu1g1 31 jul
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    • “There is no light here. You will drown in the deep.”
      Atlas_5 31 jul
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    • 10. Is from adventure time where the litch addresses Finn at the citadel
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    • I am a monument to all your sins
      Ocelotank 31 jul
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    • Take the time to pray to your god, but I won’t be listening
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    • Well I’m 16, Time to beat god to death
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    • Here's my collection i stole from ifunny some time ago
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    • I’m doing a creative story and I wanted to make a phrase/saying that the people would typically say when a loved one died. I’ll post it in my replies.
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    • “There is a danger in secrets. Both in seeking and in knowing. Some mysteries just defy understanding” Cortana, Halo Legends
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    • If there’s light on both ends of the tunnel, choose one and run because that train ain’t stopping
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    • Too long, didn't read.
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    • "Any fool can make a door in space time it takes real power to punch a hole in its wall" proceeds to intrude enemies pocket demention by blowing a hole in the shadow realm
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    • The first quote gave me flashbacks to the time frederick saved my ass so hard on lunatic. It was a dead run anyways cause so many were already dead but his crit to finish off that map was still fuckin awesome
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    • Humans are like the tides, unpredictable, grand and infinite and yet rushing so very fast to their end, barely a flicker in the existence of time
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    • Usually the n word suffices
      _smh 31 jul
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    • Number 10 was pretty cool
      Fuushi_ 31 jul
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    • “It’s not my fault / if in god’s plan / he made the devil / so much stronger than a man”
      Mythbuff 31 jul
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    • Isnt "pick a god and pray to it" from Slipknots "unsainted?" But they changed "lord", to god?
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    • I’m fourteen and these quotes are so deep 😫
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