• dumbledore: the first rule is that first years cant have brooms
harry: I want one tho
dumbledore: Imao ok fair. the second rule is that no rules apply to harry
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    • "Dumbledore I shit my pants" "20 points to gryffindor harry"
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    • Harry could murder 3 students and a teacher and Dumbledore would still give 1,000 points to Gryffindor
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    • imagine being in Slytherin in the first movie and winning the House Cup, only to not actually win bc Dumbledore gave out 4 or 5 50point friendship awards
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    • I mean since Dumbeldore planned on sacrificing Harry to destroy the Halcrox for inside him, I guess he can let the rules slide a little
      BT160626 6 aug
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    • If no rules apply to Harry, that means the second rule doesn’t apply, meaning rules apply to Harry. Paradox.
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    • Yeah I watched the first movie and he basically cucked slytherin from the golden cup
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    • But harry didn't buy a broom, McGonagall did, and it was only because she bent the rules to allow him to be on the quiddich team.
      No0o0o0 6 aug
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    • That goblet of Fire scandal tho
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    • HARRY! didyouputyourhandinthegobbletoffire!
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    • Except that you need a guardians permission to go to hogsmeade(but you don’t need to play deathball)
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    • Im not one for Harry Potter jokes cause they’re normally cringe but dammit if he didn’t get some serious special treatment
      Fritzor 6 aug
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    • Tbh Hogwarts was a bs school! Harry saved the entire school every year and didn’t get no pussy till like the 7th movie smh
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    • Accio bum
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    • j717207 6 aug
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    • people who only watched the movies are okay but if you insist on using movie lore over book lore then fuck you. this goes for all movies especially percy jackson
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    • Harry got body slammed by the rules all the time. Snape gave him hell, so did Filch and Umbridge, not to mention Voldemort was trying to spin kick him in the balls every spring. Let the kid have a Nimbus 2000
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    • Dumbledore was begging Harry to end his life so I guess that’s pretty funny too
      chopstew 6 aug
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    • Dumbledore: what's that you've got there, harry?. Harry: oh I'm just reading this book. Dumbledick: interesting... Can you pronounce this word? Harry: do... Do you mean 'and'? Dumbledore: genius, ten thousand points to harry wins.
      Nougat 6 aug
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    • Accio big tiddy goth gf
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    • I wanna fuck Hermione
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    • In hindsight Harry was kind of a spoiled little bitch
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    • I dont wanna be THAT fan, but they were practicing with them, and Harry proved his talents with it that the quidditch team wanted him. Thats why hes an exception
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    • Eh, Honestly Harry, Ron and Hermione deserved the house cup. You people are overlooking the fact that they literally saved the entire school. First year they stopped a powerful artifact from being stolen at great risk to their lives, second year they defeated a basilisk. Slytherin didn't deserve to
      ChiaraM 6 aug
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    • What's that one story where they treat a special person like a god and then sacrifice them for the harvest
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    • Harry Potter is a shonen fr
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    • Sorry I dont speak nerd
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    • You know someone put a broom in their ass and they just had it vroom
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    • I legit sky at first reads dumbass hairy and dumbass.. not sheet talking just drunk
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    • Look at all the HP drooling fans reporting a comment stating I don’t like some characters. Fandom is so fucking cringe.
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    • man yall are some fucking nerds
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    • Yea I tried editing sayingu
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    • Y that so funny tho
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    • 1,000,000 points to grifflepuff
      Tantor1 6 aug
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    • 50 points to Gryffindor
      tayjb 6 aug
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    • Idk bout yall but I get horny whenever dumbledore is on screen in the movies
      lhqr 6 aug
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    • I mean couldn't afford to throw him out sooo
      moldydog 6 aug
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    • Funny thing is I literally just finished all 8 movies in a 3 week period last week, and this is the first spoiler I've read somehow? Idk how that happened lol, but I'm grateful.
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    • Sure Harry, since my plans revolve around eventually ki lling you off I’ll give you everything you want so you enjoy your childhood at least
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    • That's what I never got about that series
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    • My recent is gonna be featured
      Kavan 8 aug
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    • Harry use my time watch, Harry go ahead and run around at night, Harry KiII your self
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    • Dumbledore was a piece of shit
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    • But in the movie all the first years were riding their brooms on day 2
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    • Well if you’re special you should be treated like you are he’s basically a veteran by the end of the movies he single handily saves the day a thousand times respect where respect is due
      buechem 6 aug
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    • Reasonable considering he was just a pig for slaughter anyway
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    • Harry was a Mary Sue
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    • Magic is fine and all, but it can’t best Gun
      Boat_Man 6 aug
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    • Featured with 31 likes and 0 comments😐
      Chuk 6 aug
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    • the older i get the more i think harry potter was an asshole, he broke all the rules and justified everything by saying “me the good guy, everyone else bad”
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    • Quidditch is still the dumbest fucking sport I have seen fictional or real. Why have the golden ball if it's supposed to be a team game? It just makes everyone else fucking pointless. You can find better fictional sports in shitty fan fictions.
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    • It's this shit that convinces me that Harry Potter is a trash series. Also, fuck soft magic systems.
      Yakom 6 aug
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    • I’m sick of that dude spamming in the comments about his Minecraft server. Join mine instead, it will be live in a few OperationCorn(.)com
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    • Those movies sucked
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    • Didn’t he have it prepaid by his dead parents or something idk I’m not a wizard
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    • Burn in hell liberal
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    • True
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    • I thought it just said that "years can't have brooms" and honestly that's a funnier meme
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    • The sport in Harry Potter doesn't make any sense
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    • Actually it was first years weren’t aloud to play quidditch, also it was mcgonagall who approved him.
      Splopur 8 aug
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    • I find it a little funny now that Harry Potter fans are completely changing the story and characters after when they figured out JKR was a terf and a whiny bitch. She had it coming.
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    • Accio big tiddy goth gf
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    • Just described the entire series right there
      D125 7 aug
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    • Ha its funny because Harry Potter sucks
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    • Only people that watch the movies think that they do that, they dont
      Wesclar 7 aug
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    • But if the rule is that no rules apply to him, then therefore that rule doesn't apply to him, therefore the rules do apply to him
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    • how did harry get special treatment? never seen the movies or read the books but i understand the general plot and lingo bc of friends btw
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    • Harry was a terrible wizard and an even worse person. He had zero talent, discipline, loyalty, or resolve.
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    • Yeah
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    • Harry Potter is garbage. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
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    • There was no rule about first years having brooms. It was a rule about first years on the quiddich team
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    • It’s actually a paradox because if no rules apply to Harry then the second rule wouldn’t apply which would make all the rules apply to him again
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    • To be fair harry was being groomed to sacrifice himself soooo
      Kbiz3184 7 aug
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    • Harry: "Doubledoor I ate cat shit" Door"100 points to gryffindor"
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    • read a different book
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    • I mean they deserved points it just depends on who gives them. I believe flitwick and sprout give out 20 points at a time and then snape like 10 but only to slytherins. Which keep in mind is where many slytherin points come from.
      SinPug 7 aug
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    • It depends on what the rule exactly is tho because if the rule is that you can’t have a broom for personal use than it wouldn’t be braking the rules as he only uses it for quidditch
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    • because harry is perfect
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    • Ay Ron, your rat scabbers is actually little asshole named peter
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    • Well he was almost murdered and had lost his mother and father....
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    • Dumbledore secretly wanted to fuck Harry potter
      zaxiv 6 aug
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    • Harry gets 5 points for taking down a troll, and then 60 for touching someone with the power of love
      VIVI123 6 aug
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    • “So slytherin actually won this year, but the truth is fuck slytherin and here’s a thousand points to gryffindor”-Dumbledor
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    • Actually, Oliver wood requested it, as he seemed good to play catcher for the Gryffindor house
      Poptatos 6 aug
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    • meme_queen_bitch? Got the bitch part roght
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    • Tbf, harry was basically a make a wish child to Dumbledore
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    • i have 736 features to go through. wish me luck bois
      eui33k 6 aug
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    • Now you've got a paradox on your hands since the second rule applies to Harry but none of them apply to Harry including the second rule, so they all apply to Harry, including the second rule where they don't.
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    • They just repeating whole ass feature sets from a while ago arent they
      Decisive 6 aug
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    • Okay so. First years can’t bring their own brooms UNLESS they were on a house team. It is extremely rare for a first year to make the house teams therefore it’s just considered to be “first years can’t bring their own brooms” but since Harry actually made the house team (on talent) he was allowed
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    • Except for putting your name in the Goblet of Fire. Thought Dumbledore was about to shank a bitch.
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    • This is how it is for some kids though, when I was in high school rules didn't apply to me. Security guard walked up with a trainee guard and told them to stop anyone who does what I was doing. Then they just walked away and let me keep doing it. Schools are bizarre
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    • Well he knew Harry was doomed to sacrifice himself for the whole wizarding world so a little leniency to make his childhood fun was okay.
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