• Duh doh
@d_duhwit
Costume party
Host: What are you?
Me: A harp
Host: Ur costume's too small to be a
harp.
Me: Are you calling me
a
lyre
28/10/2017, 16:50
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    • WELL I AINT CALLING YOU A TRUTHER
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    • iiCosimo 7 jul
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    • Nice joke man. That really got me.
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    • Lmao i just filled 10 buckets of cum
      Naromasa 7 jul
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    • I aint callin you a tuba
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    • Talk about stringing them along
      SeaRogue 7 jul
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    • Well I ain’t calling you a truther!
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    • Siggy32 8 jul
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    • Nice pun
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    • Today I learned that lyre isn't pronounced "leer". Funny how if you never hear a word spoken aloud your mind just goes....eh..this is probably how.
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    • Well I ain't calling you a truthur!
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    • “I also play the lyre.”
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    • Fuck epicfail8686 all my homes hate that guy
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    • I did not see that coming thats fucking golden
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    • I aint callin you a tuba
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    • Lol
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    • *quickly Googles lyre* Oh haha I get it!
      Chenso 9 jul
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    • Who was that one god who made a lyre from a dead turtle?
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    • I have a feeling not many people know no what a lyre is
      Views 9 jul
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    • This is something you say to a Greek God at a toga party.
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    • Band kid: I get that reference
      dal555 9 jul
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    • I ain't callin' you fer dinner.
      noataske 8 jul
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    • Lol
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    • Lol
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    • Ha
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    • I must admit fleshling. You have gotten the small grouping of close friends laughing.
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    • Orchestra Fools Over Here- _-
      4Pep 8 jul
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    • If you get it, you get it
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    • People wouldn’t understand this as often as they should
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    • Lol
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    • lol
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    • MommaRaisedNoBounceHouse
      Thanks, Dad, love you too
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    • Alright I released more air from my nose than I normally do
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    • Damn. You ever laugh at a post and then get upset so you swipe away but then force yourself to go back and like it cuz you did laugh
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    • Google Def. Lyre: a stringed instrument like a small U-shaped harp with strings fixed to a crossbar, used especially in ancient Greece. Modern instruments of this type are found mainly in East Africa.
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    • I would kick you out of the party as soon as that second sentence came out.
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    • Shit
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    • If he’s dressed as a harp, then that’s human sized... that’s definitely a harp and not a lyre
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    • Yes
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    • That’s actually a pretty good joke
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    • Quality
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    • Harp costume? Call that shit larp
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    • I love these so much with a passion, I’d probably unlive someone just to prove my point
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    • Hes gonna get played so damn hard...
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    • The joke struck a cord.
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    • Well i ain’t calling you a truther!
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    • Ah I see you play the lute, good bard! *the bard getting triggered because it's a mandala*
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    • I'll have to note this one. Good pun.
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    • Excellent joke
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    • Fuck y'all that's hilarious
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    • I thought she was just gon a harp on them about their terrible costumes.
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    • Your*
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    • I came to take my costume off like the fuck you think im gonna work so hard for
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    • Funny hahah, music reference, smile
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    • That’s pretty good
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    • I ain't calling you a Trumpet
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    • Y'alls humour is so beaten to shit a simple pun makes you aggressive cause it's not funny enough
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    • The host and duhwit directly after this interaction:
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    • Not to toot my own horn but...
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    • Wasn't lying. Just pullin your strings
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    • It did not make me chuckle or laugh but I do appreciate the pun, it was thought out which is the case with most puns so I enjoy hearing many of them, anyway nice joke
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    • Yes but no...
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    • I made a similar joke a few months back
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    • "If the string fits!"
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    • "I ain't calling you a Tuba"
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    • I ain't calling you a truther
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