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    • this will be very useful for my weekly cult meeting
      Besnik 18 apr
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    • Just say it’s Blood Orange flavored ice cream
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    • *Vampire niggas heavy breathing*
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    • Cursed knowledge
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    • Cannibals when they realize they could've been using all the spare blood for their birthday cakes:
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    • But like..... Do you need a full egg amount of blood? Also what if it asks for just egg whites? Can you whip your blood to create a meringue?........ CAN I GET FLUFFY BLOOD?!?!?!
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    • How to cook for a Vampire 101
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    • Where out of eggs *cuts wrist*
      audi2498 20 apr
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    • How much blood do I need to equal 1 egg? And does it matter what type of blood? Should I stir the blood in right away or let it coagulate first?
      M00NChILD 20 apr
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    • It absolutely CANNOT be used as a substitute in my food.
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    • Wanna run that by me again?
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    • It’s like you guys don’t realize you can buy a shit ton of blood from your local butcher. It’s a legitimate ingredient for a lot of things. Y’all a bunch of dumb fucks tbh
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    • Guest: man, you poured your heart and soul into this ice cream! Me: *sweats profusely*
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    • Damn I didnt know we had no eggs when I started naking the batter.... *looks around the room* I'll just *slits wrist*
      GMerc17 a month
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    • My period blood will never go to waste
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    • Yea I'll make sure to slit my wrist next time I run outta eggs making brownies
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    • "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today"
      mzmxxix 23 apr
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    • Egg in ice cream ?
      gibjuul 20 apr
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    • I put my blood, sweat, and tears into making that cake
      BeeKitten 19 apr
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    • Don’t let the feminists know
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    • Jotaro_ 20 apr
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    • Indeed, blood also makes an incredible for thickener, especially when cooking with things like animal fat (pigs blood in fact is often used to thicken and color ramen broth)
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    • Well shit now I gotta become a serial killer because I want cake but don’t want to buy eggs
      rAt_MAn 19 apr
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    • “Shit, we’re out of eggs. Honey, get me a razor blade!”
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    • Fun fact. Egg whites make for good lube
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    • Well that explains how vampires do it
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    • Cannibals: aggressively taking notes
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    • not eating red velvet cake anymore
      Sly420 23 apr
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    • Oh no im out of eggs! * slits throat of toddler *
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    • Fuckin metal
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    • Who the fuck eats egg ice cream
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    • Dont have an egg? Just slit your fucking wrists and use that instead
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    • When you REALLY wanna piss off vegans
      catybug18 21 apr
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    • *Leatherface has joined the chat*
      ThatNut 21 apr
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    • Nobody......tell....the feminists.......EVER!!!!!!!
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    • Can a egg be used as a blood substitute?
      Catsume2 21 apr
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    • Vampires be taking notes
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    • I already knew this, the kids at the birthday party didn’t
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    • SugmaDig 20 apr
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    • “We’re out of eggs” Me: “I gotchu fam” *slits wrist*
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    • Finally, I can create the perfect cake with the blood of my enemies 🎂
      riahsluv 20 apr
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    • *gets STD*
      Alistar 20 apr
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    • No the fuck it cannot
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    • How they know that
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    • Hannibal lector was onto something
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    • Oh shit, out of eggs. Guess I have to slash my arm off if I want to make this cake
      Numbuh_2 20 apr
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    • Who the f is using eggs to make ice cream?!?
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    • It'll taste hella different though with the large difference of iron.
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    • Cutepai 19 apr
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    • *me cooking with blood as a substitute of eggs* Everyone else at the blood donation clinic.
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    • *looks up demonic spells and uses egg for blood*
      xORIONx 19 apr
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    • How much blood equals one egg tho?
      Neptune3 19 apr
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    • is that why its called red velvet cake?
      coats38 19 apr
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    • Ah, that lovely salty, metallic flavor
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    • Finally, I can save the blood of the cows and baby chicks I abuse at the slaughter industry.
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    • Surgeon: i need a blood transfusion stat. Nurse: we dont have any more blood. Surgeon: then get me some scrabbled bitches stat
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    • acedce 19 apr
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    • How much blood? Just asking for a friend
      ccccx 19 apr
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    • Why are you putting eggs in your ice cream
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    • Nothing like waking up in the morning and making scrambled blood
      Amduckmoo 19 apr
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    • How much blood would you need, though? You'd be bleeding for a good bit
      JerKyr 18 apr
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    • Yeah gets someone with HIV to have a bakery
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    • Tell me more
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    • You mean I no longer HAVE to drink the blood of my enemies?!? This changes everything!
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    • No wonder they say pint for pint at the blood banks.
      yarsftks 24 apr
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    • Finally, I have something to do with all this blood
      Taonanae 24 apr
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    • They used blood and egg white for the same purification step in salt making in medieval Europe.
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    • Who the fuck makes icecream with eggs
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    • Finally, women’s periods now actually have a use.
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    • Taste the HIV
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    • “Oh shit! I don’t have any eggs!” *Cuts wrist open.*
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    • Leatherface wants to know your location
      TheLegion 22 apr
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    • O+Omelettes
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    • Who the fuck uses eggs for making ice cream
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    • Uber facts? Just fuckin take me where I need to go
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    • Does it work in the reverse tho?
      Zarinari 21 apr
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    • No, you stop that right now!
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    • I feel like Rhett and link should disprove this with pork blood ice cream in will it ice cream
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    • Calm down, Satan
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    • Me cutting myself over cake batter: RED VELVET CAKE AGGGHHHHHHH
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    • How do you make ice cream with eggs??
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    • Bröther may I have some blœd
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    • Sounds like something worth trying. Any estimates on the egg to blood conversion rate for pancakes? Pigs blood will probably be the easiest to get ahold of without excessive judgement.
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    • ....hold up
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    • Time to slit my throat for this cake
      vfddedcxs 20 apr
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    • Red velvet cake
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    • Well thats good to know, so when I run out of eggs ill just kill my boyfriend. Solves two problems, I now have my blood substitute and I'm no longer mad I ran out of eggs..😂👍
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    • Oh, so that's how red velvet is made!
      Karrot 20 apr
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    • Friend:"Ah shit we ran out of eggs for the cake" Me an intellectual: *pulls out knife* "let me see your hand real quick"
      Lostboyyy 20 apr
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