• Due to the evolution of bacteria with
respect to our bodies natural defense
mechanisms, traveling forward in time
could kill you, and traveling back in time
could kill everyone.
e theconcealedweapon
I never thought about this but it makes
perfect sense.
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    • Find the time traveller who brought COVID here and harvest him for antibodies to engineer a vaccine
      SirFurnRP 10 jul
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    • So what I’m hearing is that someone time traveled from the future and spread Covid
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    • Traveling forward in time has so far been the cause of 100% of deaths do you want to take the chance
      terb10 10 jul
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    • And if aliens ever visited us we’d likely wipe each other out
      DrZwicky 10 jul
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    • So your saying time travel could exist be were smart enough not to do it
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    • Also introducing new particles to a time where they didn’t already exist fucks with everything
      Oshawatt 10 jul
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    • China brought out corona to distract the world about the Hong Kong protests
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    • China is responsible for COVID. Never forget
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    • Theoretically, going forward enough could ki ll everyone and going backwards enough could ki ll you. Theories suggest there are pathogens that havent interacted with animals in so long that our immune system naturally got rid of the defenses because they werent necessary to survive anymore.
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    • This thought comes from a very limited, naive view of bacterial evolution.
      Cacaonut 10 jul
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    • Well it wouldn't kiII you if you traveled forward in time... you would just get ill and then become immunised after you recover. Drama queen
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    • I mean maybe that’s why we have covid...
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    • Like the SCP that's a cave and going through it takes you to an identical copy of Earth where all life, even bacteria, is dead and if you try to return back through the cave to your reality it k!lls everyone and everything else there too except for you
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    • We are slowly traveling into the future every second
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    • Dr_Durag 10 jul
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    • Technically someone has traveled 0.2 seconds into the future but he’s not dead so I say it’s false
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    • How can you travel to the future if it hasn’t happened yet?
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    • If energy can’t be created or taken away, you’d have to take something from the future in place of yourself of equal energy.... right?
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    • Ferb, I know what we're doing today. Mass genocide.
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    • Just take a long warm shower before you time travel
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    • Less about respect and more like there means of spreading from host to host depended more on their host being able to actually get up and spread it to other people. If the pathogen is so virulent that their host can’t do that then they will die with their host.
      AndreLDJ 10 jul
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    • Decontaminate
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    • Like in futurama when fry got sick
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    • Does that mean every plague and epidemic we’ve had is from someone time traveling
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    • Y'all are dumbasses. Yes, it's going to be new bacteria..... Same with going to a new place. Just because your body isn't already immune to it, doesn't mean you'll die. Yes, some people oversanitize to the point of weakening their immune system, but this can easily be negated by (1/2)
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    • Cant get most people to wear masks, how are we preventing time travel?!
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    • “If you could visit any time period in American history, what would it be?” Black people:
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    • I can confirm, I'm a time traveller
      Popps 10 jul
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    • THIS IS Y WE HAVE RONA
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    • InfoChecker where you at
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    • you will always die when traveling forward in time
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    • Just ask the Doctor
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    • Retrosuicide paradox niggas be like: fake
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    • Sorry, I trust Dr. Brown more.
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    • Maybe a time traveler cam here and now everyone's dying from a virus that just popped up outta nowhere
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    • This just makes me question all the pandemics and epidemics we have ad over the years
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    • That's how the black plauge was caused
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    • So who decided to travel back to 2020
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    • This isn’t necessarily true. You dont build an immune system to things that can k!ll you
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    • We could wear filters
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    • Common cold episode of futurama anyone?
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    • Every second, a second passes
      swatx 10 jul
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    • so thats why Covid-19 is happening, damn time-travellers
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    • So thats why the black plague happened 🤔
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    • I don’t think that’s how it works. I think bacteria evolves but it’s not in a constant vicious lineage
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    • The evolution of bacteria is the universes way of keeping us from time traveling
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    • Covid 2041
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    • Covid-2078
      budthedog 10 jul
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    • Which one of you fuckers time travelled
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    • . . . . . and in turn if you did time travel it would make a new paradox but its also a natural defense system the time line uses
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    • Besides the OTHER issues of time Travel yes!
      RUBYYACHT 10 jul
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    • Phexal 10 jul
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    • Wtf do yall think is happening with this quarantine shit? Our immune systems are becoming pussies
      Kraer 10 jul
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    • If covid was more dangerous than a slightly above average flu, I might agree.
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    • I'm so confused
      TDMCVOID 10 jul
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    • Covid is from THE FUTURE
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    • It's the pasts fault for being weak
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    • So who the fuck traveled back to 2020
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    • Also keep in mind the constant expansion of the universe and the movement of the earth. If you travel backward or forward in time the earth will be in a different place and you will likely not be on it.
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    • That’s not how time and space work tho. What’s happened has already happened. I think we will find that the multiverse is a real thing and “time traveling” is just exploring that using worm holes and black holes
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    • This is the dumbest timeline
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    • This is why, when time traveling, you must go to certain future time periods to get all the vaccinations so you can continue on your journey forwards. This is also why there is a law preventing traveling to the past.
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    • holy fuck i’m so geeked rn
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    • Covid is not a bacteria. Idk what I expected from the ifunny hive mind tho
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    • Explains why everyone wants to go to the future
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    • God fUCKING dammit who did it
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    • Futurama had an episode like this
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    • These guys have no clue how time works, if you move back in time so does everything inside of you... Unless you want to leave you stomach in the present and die of organ failure in the past
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    • Just get one of those soon tight invisible space suits from the guardians of the Galaxy's ship. You'll be perfectly fine
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    • That explains 2020 damn time travelers coming back here to fuck shit up
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    • Wow
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    • It’s cool I’ll just wear a mask if I time travel.
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    • The bubonic plague...
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    • Well... as long as you wear a mask, you’ll be fully covered...
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    • Who traveled back in time then?
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    • Wow, something about time travel I have never thought about once
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    • I’ve actually thought about this a lot
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    • War of the worlds is proof of this theory.
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    • hazmat suit
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    • Time travelers, please don't go back in time and kiII HitI3r while he's still a baby, because then WW2 never would've happened, my grandfather would've never went to war, and he never would've impressed my grandmother. Leaving me unborn.
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    • Ah dam
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    • Back in time it is then 😬
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    • So coronavirus is an effect of time travel then, got it.
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    • I’d just travel back to like 2006 not to the 1600s
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    • anyone ever heard of a time suit
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    • Just wear a mask. You’ll be fine.
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    • I’ve always thought of this
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    • Black plague 101 lol
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    • Corona Virus is a time traveler?
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    • im guessing youd wear some kind of full body suit that got decontaminated. but maybe that option is too easy
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    • One could argue plagues are caused by time travelers
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    • I don’t get it do they mean we could get everyone in the past sick and in the future we could get sick from something we aren’t vaccinated for
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    • Hehe.... ki ll
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    • So what mf time traveler came back to 2020
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