• Duck walks into pub, downs pint, fights dog
peace was I
never an option.
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    • Well a duck walked up to an alcohol stand and he said to the man running the stand: "Hey... got any dogs?"
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    • Pretty sure the bottom picture is a goose
      mrfamfam 20 jun
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    • That's my spirit animal right there
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    • Just put it on his bill
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    • dad?
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    • The dog was also drunk and somehow they got into a smash bros game.
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    • I used to love feeding ducks when I was a little kid. Then the geese would come and try to fuck you up
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    • Sorry, honey, the President wants to do Jello shots off my nipples
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    • Option never a was peace.
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    • Be-bababadabo-bababadado
      scat_man 20 jun
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    • A highly inappropriate my fucking ass
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    • Go Duck Yourself
      PorkSword 20 jun
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    • 76 THOUSAND likes and only 217 comments; something might be off.
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    • Dog just defending his mead
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    • His name must be puddles. Don’t ask him about his day.
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    • AdeptaSororitas ChampionOfMedusa i love him. A true badass waterfowl
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    • Phexal 20 jun
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    • Alright... so two birds I need to take down......
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    • Gotta be Ireland
      bhodi10 23 jun
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    • Sounds like uncle Walter. (anyone get this reference)
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    • Adult version of the duck walking up to the lemonade stand
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    • Irish duck
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    • Drinking goose island
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    • I like that they said he downed a pint like a duck walks in and just chugs a pint and then punches a dog
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    • *gets drunk* *does this* *fights this* = funny
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    • My favorite duck
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    • I have that peace was never an option picture on a tank top
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    • Did he win?
      Braydenc 22 jun
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    • Dabchick? Is that you?
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    • THAT’S A GOOSE, IT WAS A SETUP THE WHOLE TIME
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    • Did it win
      frenc 22 jun
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    • i thought this was normal
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    • Smi77y
      jkel53 22 jun
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    • Irish duck Irish duck Irish duck Irish duck
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    • That's my dad!
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    • H O N K
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    • They forgot the best part. The Duck won.
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    • That’s a goose
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    • Mess with the dog and get a cock
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    • Horse walks into bar, barman says “Why the long face” horse says “firstly the long face is a genetic disposition, being that I’m in fact a horse.”
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    • Throckmorton
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    • Thats a- thats a- thats a goose
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    • Aphlac
      awsomeman 21 jun
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    • The duck lost to the dog btw
      Saints123 21 jun
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    • Moss the days when this was news
      DerMann 21 jun
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    • What if he downed paint instead😯🤔
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    • What kinda fuckn bar is that?
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    • Dats a fuckin goose
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    • Honk
      YeahItsMe 21 jun
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    • Untitled Goose Game for anyone wondering about the bottom picture. :)
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    • Even funnier the 50th time being featured
      dbeaty91 21 jun
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    • that one with the knife is a goose! get your facts straight
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    • That's a goose you narrow minded half wit fuck
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    • Let me guess Ireland?
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    • The hjonkoning brothers
      Lanthra 21 jun
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    • So a duck walks into a bar...
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    • DUCKS DON'T HONK
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    • Mess with the honk, you get the bonk.
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      blaze10 21 jun
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    • Go duck go!
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    • What a fucking lad!
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    • And he waddled away waddle waddle and he waddled away waddle waddle waddle till the very next day bum bum bum dudump
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    • So thats why i wanna fight a dog everytimw i drink grey goose
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    • Peace was never an option
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    • But it was goose.
      V_ortekz 21 jun
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    • The goose needed some demon juice to fight the dog with confidence. Duh. 🙄🐶
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    • True story and the dog kiIIed it.
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    • Hjonk!
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    • Well who won the fight
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    • Untitled goose game was a lot of fun wish there was more replay value though
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    • Liked the meme, disliked for reaction image
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    • Got any gwapes?
      Fakeout 21 jun
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    • Let me guess. Ireland?
      javaughan 21 jun
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    • It's a goose
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    • Downs pint fucks dog
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    • That’s a goose not a duck
      stephencg 20 jun
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    • Represent
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    • The bartender
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    • It’s a goose though
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    • Let me guess Florida
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    • bread
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