• Every time you drink a White Claw just
know that Steve Austin is
disappointed in you.
STILL REAL TO US
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    • Seriously, ya clowns. Crack open a real beverage.
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    • Kids, when you get old enough, drink what you like
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    • Anyone who is legally old enough to drink doesn’t give a shit about what you drink. Just saying.
      J_Smoove 7 aug
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 7 aug
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    • Everytime you drink a white claw remember that you're an adult and you should drink What you want instead of people telling you you're not good enough based on what you drink
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    • To all the dipshits who think drinking beer makes you automatically cool and a man...fuck you. Other people who are happy being themselves and drinking their own stuff, youre the real MVP.
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    • Dang I don’t want to make my dude disappointed, but have you ever had a black cherry white claw on a hot day? That drink hits the spot
      zero3241 7 aug
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    • Bruh if you care about what people are drinking you’ve got problems😂😂
      FBMI 7 aug
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    • It’s literally just a seltzer god people on this app are so judgemental
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    • Imagine actually getting upset at what someone else drinks. I don't even like vodka selzters, but doesn't mean I should be an asshole to my friends who drink it.
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    • Beer tastes like shit and you can't change my mind
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    • You're telling me Steve Austin is to much of a pussy to drink a white claw because of how he thinks it will make him look? I don't think so
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    • Water is best drink. Hydration is important for your overall well being. Please drink water, everyone
      Kale_ 7 aug
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    • Why is something that’s stronger than beer considered unmanly?
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    • Modelo time foo
      Danny 7 aug
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    • He can be mad all he wants. His desires mean nothing to me
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    • Bots: i want something long and hard
      Danny 7 aug
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    • Well then let's disappoint him one case at a time. Cheers bitches
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    • No, if you’re old enough drink (responsibly) whatever you want and/or enjoy. That’s what Steve Austin would say. Fuck whoever made this meme.
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    • I'll drink whatever the fuck I want
      Namatame 9 aug
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    • cheeks1 7 aug
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    • Look man if you wanna sip on some piss water go for it, if you need me ima be over here getting piss drunk on rainbow lemonade with sparkles in it that’s 70%
      ex3rite 7 aug
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    • Zero comment feature?
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    • You know what, I’m gonna fuckin say it. The black cherry white claws are fucking dank and if you disagree with me then you’re pathetic fractured masculinity is getting in the way of you enjoying a straight up good drink
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    • And that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so
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    • You're damn right I am fuck whiteclaws
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    • So am I. I'm a man who likes my Whiskey, but if it isn't flavorful why drink it. I like my blueberry vodka and my flavored cigars. But white claw is the La crox shit of the alchohol world. Get really flavor or go home.
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    • I’m sorry Steve Austin, but the chick’s house party I went to last only had whiteclaws, it was turn up or be the only sober one surrounded by white chicks... never a good sign. Good news is none of them got hangovers tho!
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    • Who is Pork and what is his word?
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    • White claw is for boys, whiskey is for men
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    • As if 2/3 of the users on here can even drink legally
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    • If it gets me drunk I'm gonna drink it.
      BEGSmoak 8 aug
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    • Ok and? I’m enjoying something and getting buzzed. Beer tastes like shit
      Cazial 7 aug
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    • Who cares? Besides, get anyone drunk enough and they’ll drink whatever the fuck you hand them out on the dance floor. I like beer and whiskey but if i’m fucked up at the bar and the homie hands me a flirty peach crush, fuck it, it’s girls night now ladies ✨
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    • I don't care what Sbeve thinks.
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    • I only drink Black claw.......
      geexd125 7 aug
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    • I drink what I want lick my balls
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    • Real men drink water.
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    • Steve Austin doesn’t judge you for what you drink. Drink what you enjoy.
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    • Nobody gives a fuck
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    • Even if it's a *stone cold* White Claw?
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    • Nobody cares what you drink. Nobody cares how much you have to drink to get drunk. People who complain about white claw aren't even old enough to drink
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    • I don’t like them just because they taste like garbage
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    • And if you finish a White Claw DX will find you and rock your shit:
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    • I don't care
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    • Boo hoo I don't care nigga
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    • what if u tryna get drunk and the bitches who threw the party only have white claw
      COOLBROT 7 aug
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    • Who?
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    • Oh no, I almost gave a fuck
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    • That vin the rock delisle
      Slank 7 aug
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    • But he drinks wine 🍷 now
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    • I don’t crack open anything except a cool refreshing Yorkshire gold
      MemeSir 7 aug
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    • I’ve never had white claw. Supposedly, it’s just punch with alcohol?
      HiChew 7 aug
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    • White claw is great if you’re trying to pound either drinks with no calories or white girls, maybe in that order
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    • Why tf would you judge anyone based on how they choose to get drunk lol. You like beer? Cool. Mixed drinks? Cool. Hard seltzer? Cool. What a dumb stigma, drink what you like
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    • Just drink what you like
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    • Who's that???
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    • Ytf would I care
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    • Slekt0r 7 aug
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    • If Brandon Herrera can drink a white claw, I can drink a white claw. Fuck you they taste good
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    • Stone cold dont even drink beer for real anymore. He prefers wine
      Arretez_ 7 aug
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    • Kids, don't drink.
      Coolerz 7 aug
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    • But what if it's a stone cold white claw
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    • He drank Bud Light, I don’t give a flying fuck what he thinks I drink even if it’s a La Croix
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    • Steve Austin can clap my ass any time he want
      TbodT 10 aug
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    • Who?
      oman2319 8 aug
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    • Everyone is disappointed in me, what’s new
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    • Never drank one don't intend to
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    • No laws with white claws
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    • Now that’s just Stone Cold.
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    • It’s true
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    • Come at me you bald fuck. *Sips whiteclaw*
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    • Anyone else think that any alcoholic beverage taste like shit? I always just go with fruit tea
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    • Just had a white claw for the first time the other day and I was really surprised they’re pretty nice
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    • Of the rock and johney sins had a baby
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    • No, not stone cold steve austin! By the gods...
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    • Stone Cold drinks whatever the fuck he wants, he even drinks margaritas so get off your high fucking horse.
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    • Yeah, because I give a shit about what a roided out wife beater has to say. I'm disappointed in stone cold, he was my favorite wrestler when I was a kid.
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    • What's a White Claw?
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    • I want to get drunk without the extra calories too. Shit.
      k_ramz 7 aug
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    • Lagunitas Maximus is the best
      Danny 7 aug
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    • They just taste so carbonated to me and I can't. Bleh. Trulys are whatever. Angry Ordchard is where its at 😎
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    • Alcohol is alcohol. I drink what’s available
      Beloc 7 aug
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    • Fuck you, drink what i want
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    • They taste like shit but their cans are soft and fun to break
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    • Fuck white claw all my homies hate white claw
      Markki 7 aug
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    • Drank a bud light seltzer couple days ago and it tasted like ass never had a white claw tho
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    • He actually likes wine. Which surprised me.
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    • I dont drink alcohol but why would i care what this random fucker thinks?
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    • Who?
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    • I don't give a shit
      Stever_ 7 aug
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    • I don’t buy claws cuz I’m more of a hard liquor guy but if my boys show up with a couple cases I’ll crush the fuck out of them
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    • Adios Motherfuckers are good but fuck are they expensive also Long Island Iced Teas bitch
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