once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup
and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like "you really
won't need all of this" and i was like "it's ok i could just sell it at
school" and he was like "YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST"
and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother's old pot dealer
his name is scooter