Draco Malfoy before Saying
=the in potter
S212121S S212121S
13 may
Draco Malfoy before Saying =the in potter
Your saved blunt you let roll around in the ashtray.
quietnooners quietnooners
25 mar
Your saved blunt you let roll around in the ashtray.
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURE DAY AND YOU DONE SMOKED A BAG OF POT
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURE DAY AND YOU DONE SMOKED A BAG OF POT
On November 1957, a stray dog from Moscow named Laika became the first dog to ever be sent to space. She was sent on a one-way trip. She died from overheating after a few short hours. A monument now stands near the military research facility that prepared her flight.
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iScare iScare
23 sep 2020
On November 1957, a stray dog from Moscow named Laika became the first dog to ever be sent to space. She was sent on a one-way trip. She died from overheating after a few short hours. A monument now stands near the military research facility that prepared her flight. RE mA
When anyone mentions anything about the Royal Family
give shit
SparklingWiggles SparklingWiggles
10 mar
When anyone mentions anything about the Royal Family give shit
ACCT Philly @
@ACCTPhilly
Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat
AM - Sep 23, 2020
16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
29 sep 2020
ACCT Philly @ @ACCTPhilly Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat AM - Sep 23, 2020 16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
Universal Reportedly Wants A Fast &
Furious And Jurassic World Crossover
#FastampFurious
@ Brandon
You know what these dinosaurs can't stop? Family
Universal Reportedly Wants A Fast & Furious And Jurassic World Crossover #FastampFurious @ Brandon You know what these dinosaurs can't stop? Family
When you clean out the vaccum cleaner, you become the vaccum cleaner
AisuruHiro AisuruHiro
26 mar
When you clean out the vaccum cleaner, you become the vaccum cleaner
The look she was going for vs what she got
best_wasted_time08 best_wasted_time08
27 jan 2021
The look she was going for vs what she got
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on
@tciddymerica
OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
bobjobster
30 oct 2020
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on @tciddymerica OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
Grandma, what did you do with all the money from
Grandpa's Life Insurance???
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
4 nov 2020
Grandma, what did you do with all the money from Grandpa's Life Insurance???
Wie the ols trying to tigure out how to fly the F-15 we just bought off the dark web
Wie the ols trying to tigure out how to fly the F-15 we just bought off the dark web
It's sweater season time.
Hope they still fit after quarantine
mealyjust mealyjust
29 oct 2020
It's sweater season time. Hope they still fit after quarantine
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Boom_shakalaka Boom_shakalaka
22 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
Watermelon sugar high'
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon sugar high
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When the teacher almost caught
you cheating so you hit em with
peepman peepman
13 may
When the teacher almost caught you cheating so you hit em with
Only place she feels safe at
ironcladniionav8 ironcladniionav8
13 mar
Only place she feels safe at
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs
Perhaps I treated you too harshly
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs Perhaps I treated you too harshly