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    • When I was, a young boy, my father, had what he called the bean jar, it was a jar of beans. And he said “son when, you fuck up, I’ll take one, and then when it is empty, the world will fucking end”
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    • You guys made him empty that jar this year, DIDN'T YOU?!?
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    • I don’t even listen to MCR, and I couldn’t help but think of that in the tune to welcome to the black parade
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    • When we would misbehave he would BRING THE BLACK PARADE
      Dbaus 25 aug
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    • When i was. A young boy. My uncle. Took me into the bathroom.
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    • God damnit I’m ashamed to admit I was reading it like that as well lmao
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    • When I was a young boy.
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    • KinkySM_Hub
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      KinkySM_Hub 25 aug
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    • When I was, a young boy
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    • How... how many beans are left?...
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    • I've been actively listening to MCR for 8 years straight now. I play guitar in an mcr cover band.
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    • I CAN'T READ IT REGULARLY
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    • That’s dark shit but I totally started with that tune too
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    • An mcr feature 🥺🥺🥺
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    • So disappointed this didn’t turn out to be about the black parade
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    • WHEN I WAS. A YOUNG BOY. MY FATHER
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      SSHorny 25 aug
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    • When i was a young boy my father TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND...i started singing that when I read the beginning
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    • iFappy 25 aug
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    • When I was. A young boy. My father. Took me into the city. To see a marching band. He said son when. You grow up. Will you be. They savior of the broken. The beaten and the damned. He sad will you. Defeat them. Your demons. And the all the non-believers. The plans that they have made.
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    • GlowSquid 26 aug
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    • Fuck meme culture i Read bean jar as cum jar
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    • So i wasn't the only one who tried to sing it
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    • Empty the beans and turn it into a piss jar
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    • It actually goes along with the tune pretty well
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    • I read it as the when I was a young warthog song from lion king
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    • When I was a young boy my father took me into the city
      Alec322 26 aug
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    • G noted myself there
      METRO_ 26 aug
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    • Yeah I read the whole thing to the tune of black parade
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    • I read it to the tune of the phineas and ferb intro strangely
      Jungler 26 aug
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    • I dont even listen to mcr but I read it that way too
      UsedDildo 26 aug
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    • So it ran out of beans about March or April this year?
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    • Wait. . . people actually listen to MCR? I thought it was a joke. . .
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    • Sounds like creepy pasta
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    • Lmao exactly what I was thinking. Brain defaults at “when I was a young boy”
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    • I;m thinking about thos Beans
      NickSax 26 aug
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    • Rovert881 25 aug
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    • LewdWaifu 25 aug
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    • He meant yours
      JoeMauser 25 aug
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    • Guess it emptied out in 2020
      Mizfunny 28 aug
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    • Naughty mexican boys get sent to the bean jar
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    • Wtf is Black Parade?
      Budbabes 26 aug
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    • always_endlessly I READ IT TO THE TUBE OF BLACK PARADE
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    • It's super hard to do that though. The words don't fit right to me.
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      Cgvandorn 25 aug
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    • Whats black parade?
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    • If you read anything to the tune of black parade you're an actual retard
      Linkerto 25 aug
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    • Me too, lmao
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    • No fucking idea what song that is
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    • The black bean parade
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    • I guess that dude ran out in 2020 bastard.
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    • When I was a young warthoggg
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    • Ah, finally something funny
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    • I’m guessing he recently ran out cuz the end of the world is probably coming soon
      OwenSito 29 aug
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    • Imagine your dad beating you to death because he couldn't find any beans.
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    • Never heard of this song and I just looked up a black parade, I got a song by Beyonce and was very confused.
      Tbone121 28 aug
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    • I tried to do it
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    • I was in a seafood restaurant earlier and they started playing welcome to the black parade over the fucking speakers, and then played thnks fr th mmrs right after. Everyone in there was like 45+ so idk why tf they were playing those songs. I know I’m the only one who recognized them
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    • Ok. I thought I was the only one 😂
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    • When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said “Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?”
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    • Me too
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    • Must have tripped and dumped it when that cats movie came out
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    • I tried to sing the song in my head and I got so confused
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    • I read it to the Arthur theme song beat
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    • Dude I don’t even know where tf I heard it but I started singing that first part
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    • Musta emptied the jar this year
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    • Same
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    • To see marching band
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    • He’s secretly Jesus
      AJDAGREAT 28 aug
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    • Uh, I started to read it in the tune of Pinball Wizard
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    • Gay
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    • Good I thought I was the only dumbass.
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    • Same. I cannot see those opening lines and NOT automatically read in tune of black parade.
      Koworebi 28 aug
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    • Damn it! How’d they know!
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    • Wtf is black parade
      Lupo_ 28 aug
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    • No idea what black parade is
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    • I did it too wow
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    • For some reason I read bean jar as jean bar, and I was scared for a second
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    • I was too...oops
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    • You're our only hope, dont get that jar empty
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    • Ok but is the Jar empty bc now I'm concerned.
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    • oh god oh f I read it to that tune
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    • Holy shit is this my fucking moment as an Emo
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    • The first part fits so well
      KurtH6355 28 aug
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    • This actually made me laugh
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    • I was listening to black parade as I read that
      Imbored43 28 aug
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    • 2020 was the last been
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    • I did joker and black parade
      Melter 27 aug
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    • I know this isn’t related but can we all agree six nine and cardi b need to be put down
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    • Damn I started with that to does that I’m a generic emo weeb? Probably. Hotel? Trivago.
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    • Im glad im not the only one and im glad this post addressed it lol
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    • I dont even know what black parade is
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    • I prefer this version better: Ever since I was a young boy I've played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton I must have played 'em all But I ain't seen nothing like him In any amusement hall That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball
      iTrippy 27 aug
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    • anyone think hurts so good?
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    • When we misbehaved my mom would say she was gonna take us to an orphanage and get new kids that would act better
      Zbrain1 27 aug
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    • I was doing the same thing before seeing the comment
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    • Not a big fan of black parade so I unfortunately didn't read it that way
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    • How many beans are left in the jar now, I can’t help but wonder?!
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    • I read the first line in g note
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