"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!"
{visible confusion}
SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
28 sep 2020
"Dont scare my kids! I paid good money to come here! and don't appreciate you going after them!" {visible confusion}
child: dad I got you a present.
dad: wow a bag child: no inside
dad: wow tissue paper child: daaaad underneath dad:
CJ_meme_lord CJ_meme_lord
25 dec 2020
child: dad I got you a present. dad: wow a bag child: no inside dad: wow tissue paper child: daaaad underneath dad:
What my bf imagines I look like working from home
Reality:
abnormalSpillednut abnormalSpillednut
12 jan 2021
What my bf imagines I look like working from home Reality:
This is the cat of wealth. Like this and he will give u that 4 bucks.
Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it - Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it
LogicalChicken LogicalChicken
22 sep 2020
This is the cat of wealth. Like this and he will give u that 4 bucks. Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it - Reposting since it got featured and ifunny deleted it
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
kingofsamoa kingofsamoa
5 apr
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
When you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app...
Chuck_The_Nut Chuck_The_Nut
15 mar
When you're closing apps and you accidentally close the music app...
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
When you were ready for
but they end up resolving it di di
King_Of_Potatoes King_Of_Potatoes
5 oct 2020
When you were ready for but they end up resolving it di di
nobody:
serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
princesschaos princesschaos
1 may
nobody: serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @
people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
sully201 sully201
30 dec 2020
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @ people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
My grindr went off in my Uber pool and the women in front of me said, "I recognize that sound. My husband plays that game all the time!"
gabegoatmemes gabegoatmemes
8 dec 2020
My grindr went off in my Uber pool and the women in front of me said, "I recognize that sound. My husband plays that game all the time!"
Doctor_S3xx Doctor_S3xx
27 sep 2020
Dog trained to locate virgins
They say you are what you eat... but I don't remember eating a pathetic failure
noonay109 noonay109
25 may
They say you are what you eat... but I don't remember eating a pathetic failure
A friend of mine has bathroom art for their cat
qtshit qtshit
25 sep 2020
A friend of mine has bathroom art for their cat
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!"
Literally everyone born before 1995:
CU_rcwalsh1942 CU_rcwalsh1942
22 jun
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!" Literally everyone born before 1995:
When the waitress calls your man
"babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
lettuceServerlife lettuceServerlife
22 sep 2020
When the waitress calls your man "babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
Other Fandom: It's okay, you know
my favorite character died too.
he Supernatural Fandom:
Not 50 times in
Other Fandom: It's okay, you know my favorite character died too. he Supernatural Fandom: Not 50 times in
My friend : Just be confident and don't say anything stupid.
Me to my crush:
like
UenoChan UenoChan
2 jun
My friend : Just be confident and don't say anything stupid. Me to my crush: like