• donate my blood? yeah right, and have my
blood swimming around in some other guy's
boner? nice try. buddy.
no hemo
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that was the best joke i've heard all month
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    • IFunny is a genuinely good app
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    • That’s the best blood joke I’ve ever heard. Period.
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    • What about girls? They’ll just lose it every month
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    • During my 8 years of bedside nursing id say I've had more female patients need a blood transfusion. Women are more likely to become anemic. If you are also sick enough to get a blood transfusion I highly doubt you're in a position to get an erection.
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    • But then your blood is in his dick while he's fucking his girl. Cucked.
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    • Oh shit this meme was featured years ago.
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    • I’ve considered donating blood, but they always ask these really personal questions like, “Whose blood is this?” and, “Where did you get it?”
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    • If that was the best joke you heard all month you have a boring life
      Hamoi 13 may
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    • You must hear some bad jokes then
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    • I know a lot of people shit on tumblr but you gotta admit this one pun was really good actually
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    • Only Bio students get this joke, or anyone who passed high school matter in fact.
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    • >donations blood >blood flows to guys boner > guy has sex "later virgins"
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    • If a gay guy does something to a woman he would only do to a guy, does he say "no hetero"
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    • I donate blood so it can take over other organisms
      TheHop 13 may
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    • You always gotta include the random guy chiming in on how funny it is, otherwise it's not funny. Amirite?
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    • I will exclusively give my blood to chads who will use their boner blood to bust in girls for me. Im literally fucking every girl that they fuck
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    • Refeatured shit
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    • It was also the best joke I heard last month....and the month before that
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    • If thats the best joke youve heard all month youve had a boring month
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    • Sounds like you didn’t hear many good jokes this month
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    • Can’t believe I got featured, just started using iFunny again recently, and I had didn’t have notifications turned on lol so I just found out now
      JFunny00 14 may
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    • That's the worst joke I've heard all month
      John_dump 14 may
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    • Then you can control his boner
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    • Can't get much deeper in a girl, just sayin
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    • Hey so I accidentally purchased YouTube Premium for 17 fucking dollars, how do I get a refund?
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    • That's because you're always on tumblr
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    • If you donate blood (or an organ) and the recipient commits a crime, is it possible your DNA will show up? Legitimate question, I believe.
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    • Nice meme but remember fellas that blood saves lives! It saved my life when i lost my legs in an accident. Donate blood whenever you can!
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    • ...or soaking into a tampon?! Not today, lady.
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    • Hey I mean your blood might actually get some pussy then
      Mankeybom 13 may
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    • U both get laid it's a win win
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    • Missed his chance to say “a joke like that only comes once a month”
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    • This nigga on meet me 😂
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    • Ah. Another shitty Tumblr meme
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    • Might be the only way some people get some, so take one for the team!
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    • I swear they stick pile this shit at a warehouse and they put it on ice, and then they just say there’s a shortage! Trust me I know a guy who knows a guy who knows this girl, who knows the tranny who knows this dude who knows this chad who knows a guy who works for the government
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    • Must have been a boring ass month
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    • Kawhi Leonard's game winner last night had me yelling like a nigress at the movies
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    • So I’ve been in a boner before? 🥴
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    • Daddy home I'm taking off my clothes I'm real happy wednesday
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    • That’s why I always put sperm in my blood
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    • Fun drinking game: do a shot every time you scroll past a tumblr feat
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    • Huh. I wonder if anyone on here has the blood I’ve donated currently in their bodies.
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    • My blood is too valuable to just donate to anybody..blood of Jesus in my boner
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    • Why do people take jokes and tweak them a tiny bit and act like it’s new
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    • Your just feeding the vampires the military are hiding 0_0
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    • Schrodinger’s blood: you could simultaneously be inside a woman, or a dude’s boner
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    • It was until the guy said it was
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    • Donate plasma then invest in Pfizer from the money you just got. Make shit loads of money from giving plasma that sells it to the company that makes the pills to give guys boners.
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    • But think if it’s donated to woman then imagine your blood gets to flow through them titties
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    • No, no he's got a point
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    • I hear this joke every day
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    • I would be fine donating blood if the Red Cross didn’t call you 5 times a day for a year after donating
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    • In all seriousness, please donate blood if you can. I had a blood transfusion that saved my life<3
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      geexd125 13 may
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    • What if it was to a hot chick? Your blood would swim in her tits my guy
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    • Remember befor you kill your homie say no homocide so its not murder
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    • But what if they donate it to a girl and your blood is running through her titties🤔
      elisa 13 may
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