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Donald Trump is exactly the kind of person that Jesus would have
thrown out of the temple and beaten with a stick, and the fact that so
many selflldentltied Christians want to put him in office tells you pretty
everything wrong with white American Christianity.
Because Jesus had authority at temples and beat people,
Btheprettiestboy
I1oo% can't tell if you're joking here but he actually did chase people
out of a temple at least once for using religion for their own selfish
gains, complete with literal table flipping arid improvised whips
So really it’s not that he would have trump thrown out as much as he
would storm in and accuse him of turning his father's house into a den
nf thieves before upending a table on his head
ª legolokiismighty
Dude, Jesus not unly chased them out, he broke stuff they were selling,
let loose all of their animals, and fucking flipped all the money-changing
Jesus 100% would have been chasing Trump out with a table leg.
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    • Jesus did this twice, actually, and the basic point of it was to literally rampage through the corruption that takes place that tried to invoke his Father's name. He also specifically talked with any outcasts to society and said that, basically, they would go to heaven before the discriminatory
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    • Trump isnt using a place of worship to pedal goods. Trump is no different than Caesar was to Jesus.
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    • Jesus is badass
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    • Jesus is that way, but trumps not selling money in a temple of God
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