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My eyes be like *scwitchie scwitchie*
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    • Quit simping the comments saying they'll send nudes
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    • Oh I get it it’s because Chris Pratt said faster sounds like crisp rat
      TheGuy200 27 jun
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    • I read about this in psychology. The pressure to the retina inhibits your nerves in the ear canal just slightly and its enough to shift the temporal lobe out of wack where your hearing becomes very forced
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    • PorkSword 27 jun
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    • Admit it. You just rubbed your eyes to try it
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    • When you're looking for an address turn the music down in your car so you can see better.
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    • scwitchie scwitchie
      whychris 27 jun
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    • I refuse to agree with anyone with a name like that
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    • You know when the corner of your eye that's closet to your ears gets all itchy and you sit there scratching your eyes for 5 minutes
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    • Sorry I cant hear you my eye isn't working
      JoMan 27 jun
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    • iFappy 27 jun
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    • Is that why the Seahawks can’t even make the playoffs
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    • This is the equivalent to turning the music down then looking for a house when your driving
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    • y'all have some janky eyes
      froggydew 27 jun
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    • It’s like hitting the reset button.
      Esiason 27 jun
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    • It’s because your hearing and eyesight are connected, also you’re just distracted
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    • If u scratch the inside of ur ear it sounds like pacman
      yawnis 27 jun
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    • You eardrums follow the direction of yours eyes, so it's easier to listen to someone or something if you are looking in that general direction, so if you're rubbing your eyes, I would imagine it's like shuffle for the ears listening direction
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    • Turn off the music so I can see the road
      xKichx 27 jun
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    • Just like when I turn down the music to see better... I understand completely
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    • It’s too dark I can’t hear you
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      Krystal 27 jun
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    • Why does touching my eye hurt like a bitch but rubbing them through my eyelids feel like heaven?
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    • my eyes after i rub them:
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    • I wont offer you my nudes, but I can demand yours
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    • turn down the volume on this post i can’t smell it
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    • Switchie switchie
      Dom8474 29 jun
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    • Makes no sense to me
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    • You can't rub your eyes in 2020 without washin yo hands about 70 times
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    • black people twitter is just shit you'd hear in a daycare
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    • This is so god damn un funny
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    • It's sensory overload. When one sense is being flooded with information, the rest diminish
      N0THlNG 28 jun
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    • As they’re staring at you and you start making inhuman sounds because you are rubbing it so hard and it feels so good 😂😂
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    • Because your eyes are important and when something is that close to them your brain puts all it's focus on them so you don't go blind
      hubaskank 28 jun
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    • It just feel so good I become deaf
      KisaSou 28 jun
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    • I wear contact :( can't express how much it sucks to not be able to rub my eyes
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    • Just got back from a pool party and I got some girls bra let’s fucking gooooooooooooooooooooo
      Pride_ 27 jun
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    • Your eyes and ears are apart of your nervous system. When one is over stimulated the brain ignores the input from the others.
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    • It's the same as having to turn down the car radio to read the street signs.
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    • Did anyone else just rub their eye for the squishy squish
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    • HE WROTE THE NOSE!!
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    • [body has normal reaction] [other parts of body are affected] people, completely blown away by this mastery
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    • The eye muscle is connected to the ear bone 😂
      itsamea 27 jun
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    • bc its true?
      ETra1n 27 jun
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    • I always thought it was about concentration.
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    • It's probably because your body senses something's fucking with your eye and is just like, " FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK, SHIT IN EYE SHIT IN EYE, SHUTTING DOWN NON ESSENTIAL SENSES FOR GETTING SHIT OUT OF EYES
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    • Switchie switchie
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    • Same concept as cant read menu in drive-thru so you turn down the music in the car and its clear now.
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    • The races went switche switche
      retardo69 27 jun
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    • Hold on, I couldnt read that. I was knuckle deep in my ear....
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    • Turn down the volume i cant see
      AgarMano 27 jun
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    • Because you also look at their mouth to fill in gaps that you cant quite make out by sound alone. You are also making a noise quite close to your ear disrupting the sound more than usual.
      N7Shadow 27 jun
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    • I need more followers for my webnovel. If you are willing to help me out message me.
      weoowe 27 jun
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    • Switchie switchie😂
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    • If you have an xterra join the chat I just made
      fuckzacKs 27 jun
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    • 5 times 0 is still 0.
      Oregon13 27 jun
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    • Or when i yawn. Anyone else go completely deaf when they yawn?
      Taro_fur 27 jun
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    • I moan too loud with pure pleasure when I rub my eyes to be able to hear anything over my groans of ecstasy
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    • Or when I'm sneezing
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    • For me it’s yawning
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    • It’s because we use visual stimulation watching the lips to help process what we hear
      shmoah 27 jun
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    • My eyes squeak. I'll post proof if anyone wants it
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    • it’s cause my iron low and i be passing out from lifting my arms
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    • I thinks it’s cause we subconsciously read lips that makes what you’re saying clearer
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    • Mine are loud af
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    • Just like when you have to turn down the radio to see when you’re lost
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    • Hey this isn’t a spam thing but if you message me I’ll send you a picture with my titties out
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    • “I can’t hear you! It’s too dark in here!”
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    • Rubbing your eyes with contacts has a 50% chance of being a death sentence
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    • Nah I hear "shshhhrhhshshrhrhrhshrhrhhshshrh"
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    • One (but only one) of my eyes makes squishy sounds when I rub it and it grosses everyone out but it doesn’t hurt.
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    • That sound annoying asf
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    • True tho
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    • Funny thing is it is actually true, like literally one second I'll be rubbing my eye and the next feels like I just went back through an interdimentional portal to get back to the fucking overworld
      Le0nTeck 27 jun
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    • For some reason any time I rub my eye I go into a freakin coma. I'll be standing there rubbing my eye for like five minutes and all other senses will be repressed
      Maxolotl 27 jun
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    • They sound like the pickles in Spongebob
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    • Be sounding like sponge bob rubbing pickles together
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    • Censory overload
      TheSaint 27 jun
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    • Anyone want to play Russian roulette with me? If not that's cool I'll play by myself
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    • They're volume knobs. Everytime you rub them it tunes out the world
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    • It's because you put all your focus on your eyes and rubbing them. So you lose awareness
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