Don't settle for anything less king
SofieZ SofieZ
18 sep 2020
Don't settle for anything less king
_TENNIS~
DOUBLES
mthree03 mthree03
17 mar
_TENNIS~ DOUBLES
A relationship should be she pays the rent and I live there
@Hoodville
chilla_chillout chilla_chillout
5 nov 2020
A relationship should be she pays the rent and I live there @Hoodville
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too.
- Clit Eastwood
Andrew_fitz78 Andrew_fitz78
17 mar
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too. - Clit Eastwood
NplSalad NplSalad
20 sep 2020
I heard my cat fighting, so i tried to help him..
Nobody:
English Teachers:
Nobody: English Teachers:
Widow: stop saying that
Schrodinger: but he might be
notsoswift notsoswift
19 nov 2020
Widow: stop saying that Schrodinger: but he might be
Printers Name: Bob Marley
Reason: Its always jammin'
Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 sep 2020
Printers Name: Bob Marley Reason: Its always jammin' Don't worry..- bout da ink... cuz everyting yOu print... gonna turn out white
Tax fraud is my favorite past time
You have become the very thing you swore. to destroy
Neurotoxin Neurotoxin
28 sep 2020
Tax fraud is my favorite past time You have become the very thing you swore. to destroy
When you're finally old enough to listen in on the family gossip and everything starts to make sense
When you're finally old enough to listen in on the family gossip and everything starts to make sense
When someone takes your joke
seriously and starts an argument
KNGZ KNGZ
28 jun
When someone takes your joke seriously and starts an argument
don't let guys treat you like free salsa, you are guac
babygirl
don't let guys treat you like free salsa, you are guac babygirl
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers,
"to Flavortown."
daddyairplane daddyairplane
28 jan 2021
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers, "to Flavortown."
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops?
Me:
OGmememaster OGmememaster
14 dec 2020
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops? Me:
Waking up on Monday morning
knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
forsaken51hate forsaken51hate
12 oct 2020
Waking up on Monday morning knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
My Girlfriend: Gives me one
last bj before leaving me.
Everyone else at my funeral:
My Girlfriend: Gives me one last bj before leaving me. Everyone else at my funeral:
OMG! Those are big ass spiders!!!
WY \
cringyDanksnickers cringyDanksnickers
14 apr
OMG! Those are big ass spiders!!! WY \
Here's a picture of the most notorious
gangsta that ever lived with the
rapper Eazy-E.
Eu
wildmagnolia wildmagnolia
18 nov 2020
Here's a picture of the most notorious gangsta that ever lived with the rapper Eazy-E. Eu
WHERE IS
PHONE? !!D!
unhomowmemes unhomowmemes
6 nov 2020
WHERE IS PHONE? !!D!
HEY HE FRIEMDLY?
\T's COOL! MA \(M NOT A DOG PERSON! PERSON DOG.
NahBruh11 NahBruh11
23 sep 2020
HEY HE FRIEMDLY? \T's COOL! MA \(M NOT A DOG PERSON! PERSON DOG.