• "Don't let people treat you like
a cigarette, they only use you
when they are bored and step
on you when they're done.
Be like drugs, let them die for
Billie Joe Armstrong
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    • Only Billie could tell us to aspire to be drugs
      Chake 2 aug
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    • If life sucks, imma pull down my pants and get a free bj
      wtfman12 2 aug
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    • Heard this story years ago probably BS but I'll still share. When Billie Joe was younger another kid asked him what punk meant so he kicked over a trashcan and called it punk. So the kid kicked over a trash can and asked was that punk? To which Billie replied no that was trendy.
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    • I wanna be treated like a cigarette tho, they get their butt sucked, no homo
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    • But your their bud afterwards
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    • I promise to be the best drugs I can be
      tweb 2 aug
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    • A metaphor only he could compose.
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    • I love Billy Joe. I grew up listening to a loooottt of green day. One of my favorite videos of him is when he's in an interview and talking about how to use a gravity bong
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    • Mother fucking green dayyyy
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    • Best quote from one of the lead singer of the best band out there.
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    • I love Billie Joe Armstrong. Even tho our political views are different
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    • I love Green Day!
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    • He made a song about crossdressing
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    • Green Day really is an all time generation spending rock band. I love them so mich
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    • You here that kids? Aspire to be drugs
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    • Billie is speaking facts. However, some people are genuine and won’t step on you. It can be hard to learn who these people are though
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    • Hey, Billie Joe Arnstrong also called up FIDLAR's singer when he left rehab and kept him from almost intentionally ODing on heroin!
      FIDLAR 2 aug
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    • Billie joe sat next to my dad at my uncles wedding, my uncle was the bassist for crimpshrine
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    • Can I get likes from all my smokers
      ELA4life 2 aug
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    • They also put your butt in there mouth if they treat you like a cigarette
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    • I was supposed to see Green Day in concert two days ago. So much for that!
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    • Mans just said, "then perish."
      PXL8 2 aug
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    • So you mean when they bored, I get a little sucky suck?
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    • *turns into heroin needle*
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    • What a coincidence! Just as I'm listening to Piano Man 😪
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    • Turn black like a cigarette, ill discard you when I'm done.
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    • All of you hate lgbt people but love Billie Joe Armstrong which is ironic as he is bi and a feminist
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    • Except cigarettes are drugs and way more dangerous than most illegal ones
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    • See children drugs are bad if you don't believe me ask your dad...
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    • But people also die for cigarettes?
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    • Never let someone get you lit and put your butt in there mouth
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    • Just the edgy kind of shit I expect from someone who wears a red tie, and originally wanted to make an album called “cigarettes”, and ended up with American Idiot.
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    • Who the shit is billie joe armstrong
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    • People think you smoke because you're bored? I did it because of stress depression or anger or something like that. Calms you down
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    • Okay Billie, I’m a huge fan of Green Day and all, but there are children here
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    • Hey you. Come play my Minecraft server. Reasons: why not. Mc(.)igniscraft(.)net
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    • faxdax 2 aug
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    • Who's Joe?
      Aramir 5 aug
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    • I'm like alcohol we can be good friend but if you abuse me youll be the one that's gonna get fucked
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    • Why does he use the female form of billy
      Plado 2 aug
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    • Instead get your self a cute elf waif
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    • Well I want to be a cigarette because then people will suck on my butt
      lzabella 5 aug
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    • What a fucking narcissist
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    • That’s what we call an unhealthy, toxic relationship
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    • Green Day is a bit fucked, I'll be honest...but the bassist collects cars so...
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    • Yeah especially the part where i put my mouth on their butt
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    • True
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    • I'm kinda like alcohol. Some people would die for me. Those people are dumb. All I want is your Friday nights and a little attention once in awhile, and for you to think of me just a little when things get hard.
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    • HELL YEAH. Be like drugs, kids.
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    • Green Day feature? Fuck yeah
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    • Quirky
      JonBach 5 aug
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    • Green day sucks
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    • 1. This implies cigarettes are not drugs, which they are 2. People don’t just smoke when they are board, they smoke because they are addicted
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    • Shut up
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    • Green Day fucking SLAPS, but their best albums will still be their older ones
      justfine 5 aug
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    • tobacco is a drug though...
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    • Put mouth on butt
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    • Yeah sounds like something he'd say
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    • Truly inspiring
      MadaNoir 5 aug
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    • Be my fentanyl.
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    • Brain stew all spun out on meth fuck yea those were the days
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    • Is this an actual quote?
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    • He is retarded.
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    • Favorite Green Day song?
      bhill 5 aug
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    • If you're a drug they die BECAUSE of you not for you.
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    • Or use you like psychedelics to understand the nature of reality and get paranoid about demons
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    • Are you cigarette, cuz you're hot and I wanna eat your ass
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    • If your girl ain’t suckin dick, Dancing without music, blowin their whole paycheck on ya... bitch ain’t worth It
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    • bille joe is a f/-\g
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    • I'm gonna buy a bottle of Hennessy
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    • :)
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    • “be like drugs”
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    • So that includes vore?
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    • cigarettes count as drugs
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    • Woah
      MANTRA 4 aug
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    • I just want some butt in my mouth
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    • Be like drugs. KiII them and take all of their money
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    • Yes. I smoke because im bored not because i have a dependency due to stress
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    • If they treat you like a cigarette does that mean they suck on your butt?
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    • I’m 14 And This Is Deep
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    • Only if you let them, only if you let them.
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    • Putting your butt in their mouth
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    • Hear the sound of the pouring rain!
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    • Treat me like the crack rock that I am
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    • A QUOTE BY BJA YES THANK YOU!!!
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    • Cigarettes are drugs...
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    • Remember kids, don’t do drugs. Unless they’re steroids, in which case, do lots of drugs
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    • People don't wanna put their mouth on my butt tho :(
      amuny19 4 aug
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    • be like drugs- billie joe armstrong
      jeconi 4 aug
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    • Don't drugs have same principle. Except when drugs are done they end up down a toilet or, in a trash.
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    • greenday ew
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    • People smoke because they’re addicted not cause they’re bored. And I’m down for someone to be addicted to me
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    • Facts
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