don't let guys treat you like free salsa, you are guac
babygirl
don't let guys treat you like free salsa, you are guac babygirl
Gotta catch them all!
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
8 oct 2020
Gotta catch them all!
when you help your friend slash her ex's tires and she gets back with him a week later
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
when you help your friend slash her ex's tires and she gets back with him a week later
IndieWire
IndieWire
@IndieWire
Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So
Raw' and 'Not Sanitized; Says Cast
Member Peter Sarsgaard
age @RobbySlowik Robby Slowik
The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.
THEY_BLOCK_MY_MEMES THEY_BLOCK_MY_MEMES
11 nov 2020
IndieWire IndieWire @IndieWire Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So Raw' and 'Not Sanitized; Says Cast Member Peter Sarsgaard age @RobbySlowik Robby Slowik The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.
So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went? - So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went?
Leaps Leaps
27 sep 2020
So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went? - So Bob,...Mind telling me where the dog treats went?
UNDELIEWADLE:..
WAS i > a
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR A SEATREIT
LmanWELL LmanWELL
9 may
UNDELIEWADLE:.. WAS i > a YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR A SEATREIT
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you
throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes
The future is now, old man
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
27 oct 2020
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes The future is now, old man
the-real
bigdumbcutefac
mother cow looking after hi
dumbass those are dalmatians
the-real bigdumbcutefac mother cow looking after hi dumbass those are dalmatians
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit
GoofyGo0gle GoofyGo0gle
25 sep 2020
Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The cat crawls out at night to smoke them and we are trying to get him to quit
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500
ff
Wolflover64 Wolflover64
16 jun
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500 ff
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement.
"In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
ladefuckingda ladefuckingda
24 sep 2020
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement. "In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
when you don't know how to whistle so you keep trying
as
ZJAM1996
29 oct 2020
when you don't know how to whistle so you keep trying as
When visit someone and they mention that they have a cat
Bring her. to me
Tiara Tiara
25 sep 2020
When visit someone and they mention that they have a cat Bring her. to me
CATON DA
BASS AMP
WHAT WILL HE DO?
LeakyJAZZ LeakyJAZZ
23 sep 2020
CATON DA BASS AMP WHAT WILL HE DO?
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito
whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
Lowrider Lowrider
3 jan 2021
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
im darth maul. cause when you find me there will only be hi
Maul
WRONG HALF!
Darth Maul
Ryuuthered Ryuuthered
26 sep 2020
im darth maul. cause when you find me there will only be hi Maul WRONG HALF! Darth Maul
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
19 may
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
LIKE ACTUALLY MAJIN BUU BUT THINK HE'S LIKE MY SELF DOUBT OR SOMETHING
IR
Somedude2010 Somedude2010
24 sep 2020
LIKE ACTUALLY MAJIN BUU BUT THINK HE'S LIKE MY SELF DOUBT OR SOMETHING IR
"Everything has its time, and
- The Doctor
The End of the World
SybreedSoul SybreedSoul
10 aug 2020
"Everything has its time, and - The Doctor The End of the World