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    • But he lands a date with the first one he meets in his life.
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    • How the fuck does anyone know how old shrek is
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    • Shrek never even had a girlfriend he just got a wife first try
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    • I am painting myself green and putting on another 150lbs so that I can get a date.
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    • If he fucked her while she was in human form she’d be dead
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    • Yall kid but shrek is actually fucking sexy in my honest opinion like I want him so bad
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    • Well not all of us have 20 inch dick like shrek so
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    • Thanos is in endgame
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    • My school is doing shrek the musical for our spring performance. Tonight is opening night so wish us luck 🤠
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    • He has his own fuckin swamp
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    • Unlike shrek, I am neither love nor life
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    • Am I the only one who just assumed that Shrek was like hundreds of years old because he’s an ogre?
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    • Maybe he is hell just be ignored until he’s over 6 foot
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    • True story
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    • I don’t own an entire swamp nor have I saved my crush from a fiery lava castle with a mfn dragon
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    • When the fuck do they say his age???
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    • *cums on her back* Better out than in, I always say!
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    • Shrek has never met a woman before Fiona. He has always been alone in the swamp. He has overall done much better than me
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    • When I was younger, I had a crush on shrek. No lie
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    • 30? When tf did it say his age?
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    • Shrek is like 100+ years old
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    • Shrek was only 30 and already went through the agony of male pattern baldness? The poor bastard
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    • The day I lost my virginity was also the day she got pregnant.
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    • Shrek’s got a house, a pool and is manly af. How the tf can i compete against him?
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    • Yea, And it's also just a movie so....
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    • Shrek can fit Fionna's head in his mouth
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    • I like that now matter the time period. Shrek memes are always fantastic. Other memes come and go but Shrek is eternal
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    • You fuckers want I girlfriend, I want a shrek
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    • Yes you are! You can't fool me Tobey Maguire!
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    • Shrek has never been rejected before in his life how are we supposed to compete with his game
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    • Shrek is a stud. I’m a rat
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    • fuck off 9gag
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    • Shrek is now of legal age, don’t forget that.
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    • How’d he know his age
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    • SHRECK. IS. SEXY. AS. FUCK.
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    • I've never had a girlfriend and I'm 20. I do not want to stay single until I'm 30. Fuck that I'm too lonely already.
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    • I chose not to date until later in life. I am now 35 I own my house and am buying a second. I am on track to retire at 55 with full medical and 90% of my pay, and I am married to a beautiful woman who loves several things I do. She also works even though I tell her she doesn’t have to work.
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    • Lets be real he's more than just sexy, he's a sex icon
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    • Fkn facts bro
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    • Shrexy lol
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    • Watched shrek on shrooms it scared the ever living shit out of me, to this day I can't watch it
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    • She get that monster dick
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    • You're telling me he was only 30?
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    • Ya but his was by choice
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    • Chris Evans spotted macking with a black women 😂
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    • Nope because youre emo spiderman
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    • He was in that swamp alone so that others could have a chance
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    • Everyone who used 9gag is a virgin
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    • And I’m 43 soooo...any day now I guess??
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    • Bro I'm 31 and still don't have a girlfriend
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    • And also not willing to kill a dragon for you lol 😂
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    • picss 20d
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    • Shrek is love shred is life
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    • But was Shrek a virgin at 30? I imagine he did some raping during his youth.
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    • I believe Shrek is actually a few hundred years old
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    • Shrek saved Fiona...so i gotta save me a shrek or fiona to get in a realtionship? Or to even get laid?
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    • Very true spiderman1962
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    • I’m 13..... and I have a GF...y’all are just anti-social AF
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    • Shrek is 30? I mean, that sounds like a perfectly reasonable age for his character, I guess I just never thought about it
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    • He knows Fiona less than 48 before he falls in love and he only knows her as an ogre for about 5 minutes before they get married
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    • I also married the first girl I dated. It turned out horribly.
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    • Only shrek can defeat Garfield
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    • Shrek is a 122 years old on his wiki
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    • He also managed to land a princess, wifed her and shes been loyal af ever since
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    • Shrek never had a girlfriend. He had a chick that he needed to save and boom shes now his wife.
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    • That's because Shrek didn't have time for thots. He went OGTOW.
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    • Shrek Is God though
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    • Yeah because he never tried.
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    • How did we determine his age exactly?
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    • Shrek was a fine ass mf
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    • I'm pretty sure shriek was tagging wet onion pussy way before princess Fiona.
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    • And you think i can complete with shrek?, I'm no more than a mere mortal compared to him
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    • Ya but he didn't have other ogres to date.
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    • I had one but it ended poorly when I found out she was cheating on me. I now have severe trust issues which is why I haven’t gotten into another relationship since. Don’t be so quick to rush into one either m8ies. That’ll only make the emotional pain worse and imo more freedom by being single
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    • Shrek is an absolute stud and it took 30 years
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    • Thank you
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    • Also I'm 31
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    • felt that 😔✊🏽
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    • This tells me I have no chance, I can't compare to that level of sexy 😭
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    • But they both lost there virginity
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    • Sherk is daddy af
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    • Unlike Shrek i get to stay in my own swamp
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    • You mean shrexy?
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    • Just watched it again, weird
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