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    • Me returning to ifunny 3 days after saying I’m leaving
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    • Nah that’s definitely a chick.
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    • This is 1000% a female. I don’t know any dude who would dare text like that. Guys can’t get away with that shit. We’d get dragged through the mud. If we want to imply to a chick that we’re horny and have it actually benefit us, it’d be easier to beat dark souls while balancing on a unicycle
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    • My wife has guys message her on here and that's literally how yall are. Don't forget the random dick pics because that's what women find attractive right? No wonder you guys are single and desperate.
      MythiccB 27 jun
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    • I just texted a girl had hooked up with several times. Not because I’m horny just because I’m lonely 😞
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    • You're horny, I'm horny... Why don't we fix that?
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    • Seems like something a woman would say. Also seems like a woman thing to put return of the testosterone after that message to try and be funny and pin it on guys.
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    • Nah that's a female
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    • YAM_KING 27 jun
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    • No if she dont love U she dont get the D
      epic_wind 27 jun
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    • The Return of the Estrogen*
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    • Eclectics 27 jun
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    • # 13 do steriods kids
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    • Hi horny I’m dad, ur dad🙂
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    • Gonna go get laid for the first time all year be right back
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    • The best kind of relationship
      missyy 27 jun
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    • Aaaaaand apparently there's a limit on how many comments I can delete. Fantastic. I can't even have fun on my own goddamn feature. This app is dead now. Boring as shit.
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    • *estrogen
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    • Woman bad
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    • What guy would do that and not get fucking shamed. I do know a lot of women that texts things like that above and then would text that a few days later.
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    • It do be that way
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    • Omegle
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    • Is there anyone on this app with a higher day count than me
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    • That was my ex lmao
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    • All yall saying this is a girl have never been with a girl and it shows
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    • i don't think the people of ifunny have ever interacted with a woman before.
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    • How do you see that that was the last message sent by either of you, and not immediately think "...well I can't really send anything given that, can I?"
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    • WELL
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    • Or estrogen
      Lou_Trotz 29 jun
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    • Why is the image on an angle?
      Ky_Guy_ 29 jun
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    • That's not testosterone
      JoMan 29 jun
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    • Sounds like estrogen to me.
      sotemox 29 jun
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    • or estrogen maybe
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    • There’s no indication it’s a male
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    • We all know that’s a chick
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    • This applies to both genders your fucking belland
      Farklhun 29 jun
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    • Girl told me she didn’t like me back then the next day sends me s Lewid picture of her self
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    • Save some testosterone for the rest of us
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    • iTs ToTaLly A fEmAlE. sTuPiD wHoRe
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    • My ex literally did this to me, but over a call. She called me once and cussed me out. Then a week later calls me and tried to have a convo so I play along and she randomly says alright great, so when are we going to fuck again? Like bitch, holy shit....
      reaper699 28 jun
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    • Lol good thing I have morals
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    • No that's a girl guys don't do that
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    • That’s not a guy
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    • Guys I found the solution, just become gay. Ez dub
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    • She said “don’t expect” not “I’m never going to again”
      mffresh 28 jun
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    • That’s a girl
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    • Thats a woman txting that.....dude wouldnt tell you how he is feeling! He'd say "want the D?"
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    • Idk why I'm thinking this is a girl
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    • Beef Testosterone a hell of a drug
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    • That's actually a female
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    • Just asked my ex to come over tn for the same reason lol
      NVBenny 28 jun
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    • I’ve literally been at work and this girl I hooked up with sent a snap of her vagina that just said “horny”
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    • She probably didn't expect it though lmao
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    • “Don’t stick your dick in crazy”
      mug_smug 28 jun
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    • Damn bro have some self respect
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    • My man needs me self control don’t let the horny control you
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    • Or estrogen lol
      Rich_Rick 27 jun
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    • WhenHeNut 27 jun
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    • Me to my dick after nutting to questionable things vs me 5 minutes later
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    • Literally my ex
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    • That’s literally my last toxic relationship I had
      alexmig 27 jun
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    • Best drug to make you see shit is dick brain
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    • estrogen*
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    • Estrogen*
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    • Yeah that sounds more like a woman than a man
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    • Hi horny I am Bob
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    • That was more than likely a woman
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    • That’s an estrogen moment my dude
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    • This could be either gender tbh
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    • Hey how do you not know that wasn’t estrogen
      mboud17 27 jun
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    • He said dont expect it not itll never happen
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    • I have a few close girl friends and they all get horny more often than me. A couple of them become mindless when they’re too horny and fuck someone they shouldn’t, then come to me crying about it
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    • And yet, there is a picture as a response
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    • This is everyone 😂
      YaBoi_JD 27 jun
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    • yyyyyyyyuuupp. Just hit up my ex last night when i noticed she may be single again.
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    • What the fuck is up with that terrible cropping
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    • Big ol woman moment
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    • IFunny- Dumb and delusional menimist retards insulting feminists while acting and thinking exactly like them, also losers that whine about women all the while beings pieces of shits themselves and still wondering why no one loves them.
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    • God ifunny is so unbelievably sexist
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    • jesus fuck we get it guys women do this more calm down you aren't gonna die because a meme said you're horny, fucking snowflakes
      atlas88 27 jun
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    • Guys... the horny... it’s gone. I feel empty inside and sadly very disappointed. What the hell have I done? Why do I feel like complete shit right now...
      Z8GG 27 jun
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    • Why is it a fuckin tr*pezoid?
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    • Return of the ex
      Will38 27 jun
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    • That’s definitely a female
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    • Such female behaviour should be heavily discouraged. Change my mind.
      Hind 27 jun
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    • Actually it was a female that said it.
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    • If that wasn't the golden opportunity to tell them to go fuck themselves then I don't know what is
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    • I look at her snaps and be like damn she actually kinda ugly, but later when I'm horny af I snap her, she sends nudes and I'm like yeah she sexy af and then I go smash and after I nut I feel bad cause she ugly again and it repeats
      Kuevo 27 jun
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    • Nice crop bro
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