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    • Source: Dude trust me.
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    • This man has evolved past ifunny watermarks. He exists on a different plane none of us could understand
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    • then the chocolate chips clapped
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    • One time i went to a college football game, heard a catchy song but couldnt remember it later for the life of me. I shit you not, 2-3 weeks later i wake up singing the lyrics and wonder what the hell i am singing...look it up and its the song. Subconscious brains are too OP.
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    • 625, 626, 627... looks around and throws 628 and 629 in mouth before anyone else sees
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    • I'm counting this tomorrow and will inform y'all of the results. Yes, I am insane. No, I have no life.
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    • The power of the subconscious mind. There are reliable ways to train these systems but only few are known. consciously saying aloud I'll wake up at X time with a glance at a clock can yield successful results with practice. It is an old system often tied to- and with best results at sunrise.
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    • I have dreams about shit and it happens the next day. That’s all fine until I dream of death.
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    • Yellow :)
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    • I doubt they only had exactly that many in the house but I can believe that the subconscious mind threw out a random fact he learned a couple years ago and forgot about in his dream
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    • Non-stop laughter at funsubstance!!!!
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    • That's some fucking bullshit cause no one would count goddamn chocolate chips for literally no reason
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    • The fuck kinda watermark
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    • And then everybody clapped
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    • non-stop laughter at funsubstance dot com
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    • Unless they’re extremely small chips. Like 10,000 count chips. 627 normal chocolate chips =/= 2.5 cups
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    • Like I would say this is fake but we've all had those kind of dreams TBH
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    • Can this fake story shit just end? Thanks
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    • So now we stealing from “funsubstance”
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    • This reminds me of that one time I was laying on the couch and moved the remote to the tv from across the room telekinetically, I didn’t even realize I had done it until a minute later and then tried it again, but it would never work.
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    • No lie i dream some of my future, i see it and i think nothing of it untill one day im stoped cold in tracks when i remeber the dream perfectly. Ive seen horrible things in my dreams, over and over. If those things are to happen in my life then god be with us all cuse me, my wife, and her boyfriend
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    • Sounds more like you came up with a false story to compensate for the lack of attention you get offline
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    • Wow this is definitely real
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    • I’ll take that shit never happened for 400
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    • Ill take “shit that never happened” for 500
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    • Except none of that happened!
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    • This is true. I was the measuring cup
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    • My heart said “get diabetes and fucking die”
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    • I have more whit and answers in my dreams than awake. I always think shit remember that but the thoughts drift so quickly into the aether.
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    • Your inner rain man came out
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    • Same goes for garlic
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    • She just found out she has autism
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    • I. SPOT. A. FUCKING. FUN. SUBSTANCE. WATERMARK.
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    • This has been featured more than 5 times
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    • 100 did not happen bro
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    • Hermaeus mora gave you that knowledge
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    • If this happened to me I would never stop talking about it.... I might go insane!!! I would be known as crazy chocolate chip man.... it would ruin every relationship I have! Therapy wouldn't even be able to help me! I would be broken!!!
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    • 1) repost 2) fake (obviously) 3) entertaining enough for me to still like it
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    • I've had some weird dreams like that. When I was younger I lost my Gameboy and I had no idea where it was. One night I dreamt it was at my step-grandparent's house and the next day my dad just happened to take us there. I looked and found it on a high shelf. My grandma didn't even know it was there.
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    • How much you wanna fucking doubt that
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    • So I can just say "I had a dream where" and then make up whatever I want, and people will buy that shit?
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    • Man, people are having all these psychic ass dreams and all I dream about is zombies attacking Hogwarts
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    • Heyyy, I Fucken doubt it
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    • I also have a hidden talent but it's hard to explain, it's gotten to the point where it no longer surprises me when it happens
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    • Hermaus Mora, daedric prince of knowledge, has chosen you as his champion.
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    • Screenshot of a tweet inside a screenshot of a tumblr post inside of a meme made with a websites warermark.
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    • Is that a fucking water mark
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    • Humans can see into the future i’m telling you! You know that feeling when you drive around a corner and you know there will be a car? Or Deijavu however the fuck you spell it?
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    • (X) Doubt
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    • There’s someone out there counting chocolate chips rn.
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    • I guess I'm on the internet too often cause I knew what this whole story was already when I read the first line off "don't let recipes tell you how many chocolate chips"
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    • People don’t even try to make these seem real when they lie anymore
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    • Thanks funsubstance dot com
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    • This is why i only buy a lottery ticket when i have a dream about winning
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    • Learn how to crop, retard
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    • Its back!
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    • You can’t write the watermark in the comments because it gets removed as spam
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    • I’m always surprised when people comment things like “source: dude trust me”, “(X) Doubt”, or the “did this happen?” Pie chart, like those are the type of people who struggle connecting with people. They have a hard time being convinced of anything. :/
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    • I had a good dream and woke up with human jelly in my underwear
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    • Is that a watermark
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    • Nice watermark shitlord
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    • Tbf, dreams do weird shit
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    • Doubt that number just came to his head. He had probably read it before somewhere, and it just stayed in his subconscious. Then his dream revealed that piece of info he had seen previously but didn’t remember about
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    • Who tf gone. Count 600+ choc chips
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    • No ones gonna mention the watermark huh
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    • Forbidden bullshit*
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    • You wasted omniscience on chocolate chips instead of on something useful, like tacos. Such a fool
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