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    • And then a hyper realistic peter griffin rose from the floor with his hyper realistic blood leaking 34 inch flounder cock in his hand.
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    • ... I thought it wasn't too bad...
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    • Then it fades out and the only music playing is the Everybody Hates Chris outro
      Xemanis 7 aug
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    • These stories suck ass lmao.
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    • Were Creepypastas always this bad?
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    • Is there a part 3
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    • So is her skin airtight to her bone or does is sag two feet towards the ground?
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    • I enjoyed the story. Is there more to it or is that the end?
      alouder1 8 aug
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    • *Chris*
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    • Fnaf will become real in
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    • Is it safe to say her vagina lips are sagging around her knees?
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    • and then freddy fazbear jump scared the cringe redditard. The end
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    • Ay someone make a meme with some scray dude looking like death saying "its midnight, time for your 4 hour shift" and then a defeated looking man saying "yes, boss"
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    • Fnaf in real life
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    • Part 3?
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    • Next day, the motherfucker was dead...
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    • enjoyed the story but not scary, writing couldve been waaay better imho
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    • Pretty gay and stupid. Everything is happening way to fast. Shitty pacing.
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    • Unfortunately there’s no part 3, but if you go see his profile on Reddit he writes some pretty good shit. Highly recommend.
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    • I think it would have been better if the tasks changed each day and got increasingly weird (kinda like the Gregory House of Horrors)
      NeverEnd 8 aug
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    • Honestly the first part was good. Everything felt not tpp crazy enough and just weird enough to sound plausible. Nothing supernatural there. Just a guy taking a weird job to watch over some weird people. But here, ahhhhhh no fucking hyper realistic hand choking my hyper realistic throat ahggg. Dumb.
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    • I enjoyed the story
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    • *you're *25min
      BabyGril 8 aug
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    • This would make a good movie eh
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    • a bit unrealistic but still a good use of 10 minutes to read
      Captian 8 aug
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    • Low-key obsessing bout this, is there any more to it?
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    • Yall are all stupid if you think this guy was trying to make a real story.
      cmeeks 8 aug
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    • Second half was shit tbh
      Sully 8 aug
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    • Thanks for pt 2!
      TankGlrL 8 aug
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    • rip
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    • This is just glorified five nights at freddys this is fucking turbo shit
      lolx2 8 aug
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    • I really liked this. I love creepypastas
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    • I hate when people ruin a good story by putting, “im typing this now to let you know....” like trying to make the story seem real is so stupid and ruins the story
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    • @thisappsucks69 “you sound butthurt” as you proceed to call me every cuss word in the book, then immediately block me. Nigga you ain’t even TRYING to hide how pissed off I made you. Little piss baby lol
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    • 4 hour workday and no commute? sign me up that sounds great
      Blacke07 11 aug
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    • Well, I enjoyed it
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    • How did you do that
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    • Kick her ass chris, sounds like a weakling
      Flubnub3 10 aug
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    • Idk I kinda liked the story. I think it would be cool if just night after night over time the dude gets use to it and just goes through the motions and even begins to understand (and god forbid, befriend) the denizens of the house. Its obviously fiction trying to tell a good fictional story
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    • I felt some thing gently graze the back of my head, then in a deafening voice I heard "I like ya cut g!"
      EcchiBois 10 aug
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    • Oh this is neat, I'd like to see this as a horror game
      Augtober 10 aug
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    • Ad that says “Dark Web Jobs”
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    • Wtf would this have to do with varying work habits by generation
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    • Uhm. If that is the entire story, it sucks balls I was really hoping he it was going to come together.
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    • Part 2 was substantially worse than part 1. What a letdown
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    • See this story, as many others, is plainly solved by 1) common sense, 2) always tell a friend or family when, where, and why you're going somewhere new, and 3) get a gun and carry it. Boom. Done
      FordGT90 10 aug
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    • Damn
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    • He said it was 4:30 then 3:34 ...
      Vices 10 aug
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    • Look at I drive for cerver is like uber but for the paranormal on YouTube I promise you will like it
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    • So was her skin airtight or saggy? Make up your mind.
      feets 10 aug
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    • Link to the original post?
      AImeme 9 aug
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    • The nosleep podcast is pretty good. Would recommend if you liked this
      xTribex 9 aug
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    • That was pretty good
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    • That was great no matter what they say I’m the kind of person we’re I can visualize everyone thing happening so it was really good for me
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    • Everyone here doesn’t seem to realize this is a Creepy-pasta, which is supposed to be fake and not real at all. And everyone critiquing his writing so badly, i would love to see some of your guys MASTERPIECES of stories that you have obviously written so much.
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    • I was really hoping for a punchline
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    • I hope you dumbass realize this is on r/nosleep which isn’t supposed to be real. Just enjoy the damn story because you read the entire thing and if you say you didn’t you stupid fucks are lying
      Dob123 9 aug
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    • *fapping furiously*
      _AriesL_ 9 aug
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    • Pt. 3?
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    • “hi chris, wanna talk?” chris:
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    • obviously it’s a fucking story retards it’s not meant to be taken seriously. i like horror stories so i enjoyed it
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    • Idk what you guys are talking about I really liked this one
      Congu 9 aug
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    • Oh wow. I get it. That young people come to work and just shut everybody out but older people wanna talk? Is that it?
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    • Wow this was awful
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    • If it wasnt just FNAF. It could be a good story. But it lifts too many exact details from it
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    • for the party rockers in the comments, r/nosleep is a creepypasta subreddit. this is not meant to come across as real or convince you, it’s just a neat horror story
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    • Hey man, imagine. You work a part time job with this job you could pack some cash. I mean 4 hours, and if you do everything correctly you don’t die
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    • What’s did the last little part say explaining saying “Relax”?
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    • Pretty good story in my opinion, I actually took the time to read all of it
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    • Sounds like working in the ghetto
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    • I’m tripping balls
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    • I liked that story
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    • I wish it ended on a creepy, but more realistic note, where he left the house confused and horrified, and the reader isn’t sure whether or not this could’ve happened
      MattHarb 9 aug
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    • Kinda lame. I've definitely read much better stories on this subreddit, this one is just too cliche
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    • Thats a detailed explanation of a bad 12 tabs if acid trip
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    • I mean, the rules don't seem that difficult to follow. Idk how he kept fucking up. Good story, regardless.
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    • Huh, very well written at least
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    • I liked it ....
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    • Is there a part 3
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    • Okay. I really like scary stories, especially the one's that give you chills, but this story, this story will stick with me forever. Even if i wanted to forget, my mind wont allow it. Goodnight all
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    • If it was 3:34 and he waited 35min that would make it 4:09. Which is to late to leave. If your going to write stupid stories atleast make the math work.
      derkAxe 9 aug
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    • At this point it doesn't matter if the story is good or not, I'm invested and need the ending
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    • So, is there a pt 3 or this is it?
      Locotrbl 9 aug
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    • Whatever, I worked night shifts for 7 years. This don’t even sound that bad lol
      wtfWish 9 aug
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    • That was neat is this the end
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    • First part was good but second part lost me
      CheeseBo 9 aug
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    • You ever wonder if there is someone out there who does a job/jobs like this so often that they're just desensitized of fear. For then it's just like "Oh hey Sally, how's life" or "hmm looks like Susan is done in the kitchen"
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    • Its there a part 3 not gonna lie i want this as a book
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    • Get a load of this redacted
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    • Where do I find this
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    • Hey pretty cool story, everybody else commenting it's a no sleep and your mad someone took the time to entertain you, ungreatful fncks
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    • First half was good, second half lost me when it went all supernatural
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    • This story would be different if he had a shotgun
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    • Good read
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    • Ngl had me for a bit but wtf bruh. Good idea terrible execution
      Asyris 8 aug
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    • Cool story
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    • Is there a new part for this or no?
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    • No load wtd
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