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    • I can also bang fireworks, your point?
      czdelta 29 jun
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    • I’m sorry but America and fireworks goes hand in hand. Your dog will get over it just like last year.
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    • I understand pets can have ptsd and that sucks. But asking people to stop using fireworks is dellusional. Things can be uncomfortable to one, it should not mean the end of joy to others.
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    • Says the mf who be barking all night
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    • Nope. Freedom time. Sorry doggos. It's not the dogs that really care, it's the sensitive owners who overreact to thier dogs reactions that ruin fun.
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    • Fuck you, I bought fireworks.
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    • Owners who have dogs that are scared of fireworks should make sure that they keep all doors to outside shut and locked so the dog doesn’t escape. Also create a safe room for your dog with some distractions like a kong with dog friendly pb in it or a new bone. Don’t fret over then because 1/2
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    • So much porn below
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    • I don't give a shit about your dog, I could watch your dog cry over fireworks all day, fuck your dog
      Chillaxin 29 jun
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    • I'm not giving up my freedom for your bitch dog
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    • No one gives a fuck that your dog get a little anxious
      crzynick 29 jun
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    • Imagine not evan being able to celebrate freedome becouse some overweight bitch 2 states away has a dog afraid of fire works. Fuck you, sound proof a room if ur so sensitive. all it takes is some blankets over the walls and a mattress over the windows. Fucking solve ur problems instead of bitching
      Polybotes 29 jun
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    • This is why dog owners can be fucking obnoxious. No one cares that your dog is a little frightened by loud noises.
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    • But they’re so much less satisfying to blow up
      ATOMlC 1 jul
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    • Dog owners can suck my pp. Your dog shits on my lawn 365 days of the year, so I'm justified to blow shit up on 1 day of the year.
      Aech 29 jun
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    • My dog died the other day from heart problems. I'm glad he isn't gonna be scared of the fireworks no more
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    • Except it's illegal for kids to watch that type of banging....
      Xeshi 29 jun
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    • My family just frequently goes inside to check on the doggos, normally they’re okay
      avery0_o 29 jun
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    • My dog hates fireworks, and people with combat ptsd hate fireworks. Not saying you shouldn't set them off, just don't be an ass about it
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    • Thank you op for deleting most of the porn
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    • So you want me to not do fireworks for your bitch ass that barks and keeps me up at 235 any night na bru
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    • Ill do whatever the fuck I want
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    • Fuck that people that have been setting off fireworks for the past week
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    • Fireworks 24/7 over here
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    • when did dogs become Karens?
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    • Your dog barks when I’m sleeping, this isn’t just freedom, it’s revenge
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    • Its 2024 all controversial comedy has been outlawed and our lord Dave Chappelle has vanished into isolation and existing "comedians" can only joke about orange man bad, white straight male bad, Karen, cop go buuur, dogo, and awkward teen angst sex...fml
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    • brony 29 jun
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    • Fuck you, fireworks are awesome
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    • Fine, no fireworks. Guess I’ll have to just do a few mag dumps to celebrate instead.
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    • Look, I like fireworks as much as the next guy, but starting a fucking months early is bullshit. A week maximum.
      Numbuh_2 29 jun
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    • Fuck you, M80 rocket launcher
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    • My dog's only scared if he cannot see where the sound is coming from, so if the firework is in the sky in sight or if he's in the house he doesn't care but if it's out of his sight and he's outside he hauls that's to the house like people be shoo ting. He is a Rott raised 3 miles from Detroit though
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    • Sorry buddy. Fireworks and hookers
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    • I’m trying to work out a system where I can mount bottle rockets to my arm and launch them from there. Any ideas?
      THEOkeene 29 jun
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    • Ok so seriously guys my dog has heart worms and he basically gets a shot of straight up worm poison. The dead worms then flush out through the lungs. He’s got some real serious restrictions bc if his heart rate gets too fast the worms can clog his arteries and kiII him...
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    • My friend’s dog was left alone on 4th of July and the fireworks gave him a heart attack. He was just a sweet little poodle 😢. So when I have to go away for the Fourth of July I turn on the radio for my dog. It seems to work and she doesn’t pee in her cage from fear
      Skware 29 jun
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    • Yeah but try explaining an exploding hooker to the cops at midnight.
      DrMojito 29 jun
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    • Eat shit and die, I got several hundred dollars in fireworks and all the City shows are canceled
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    • Just wanna say my buddy broke her arm today because some ass hat decided to light off fireworks in the middle of the god damn day for no reason next to a horse show and caused a 2 hour delay because 12 different horses broke loose into the road don’t be a fucking idiot when lighting off fireworks
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    • I’m gonna stick some fireworks in a hookers baby cannon
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    • Cri, NC doesn't sell good fireworks, gotta go to South Carolina for that stuff
      BrookIyn 30 jun
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    • i have 4 dogs and 1 cat, and they all get scared shitless at fireworks. but even i know that it's absurd to not have any on the 4th of July.
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    • If you have a dog thats scared either take it someplace with no fire works or make a soumd proof room for it if you are a vet with ptsd first i thank you for your service and then i suggest you buy noise canceling headphones you fought so i can have the right to do this so dont make (pt1)
      whyread83 29 jun
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    • Everyone is like “fuck you. My fireworks” in the comments but y’all fail to realize some people, like myself, have older dogs and I’m not speaking for everyone here but my dog has heart problems AND is afraid of fireworks. He’s very old and no, eating doesn’t calm him. We also have 2 others
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    • HANS GET ZE MORTAR
      assboi111 29 jun
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    • Holy shit, bring them inside for ONE night.
      heckthee 29 jun
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    • Good thing I live in the middle of fuck all nowhere so my closest neighbors are over a quarter mile away.
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    • Fuck you dog you don’t control me
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    • Nah fuck off doggy I'm blowing shit up while its legal
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    • Fuck you, I'm buying fireworks AND hookers.
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    • Fuck off, dog. I’m a free man
      void__bro 29 jun
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    • They both burn you if they get in your pants
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    • My dog gets seizures, so I'd rather care about my dog and celebrate freedom everyday.
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    • I have to agree. I love fireworks but my dog is a living being in my care, so she takes priority :-\
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    • Your dogs happiness is more important then human beings have fun yes I’m the self centered one
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    • That's fair
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    • I swear this too many fireworks before 4th of July this year. No joke people have seen cops and other suspicious people give free fireworks out to poor communities. Wonder why
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    • Uh no. You know the 4th is coming up so get your dog some comfort vests and stuff and ask your vet about relaxers. I'm a vet tech and it's hard seeing them all freaked but it's just gonna happen so deal with it on your end.
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    • Nope
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    • Fuck your dogs
      _bash 29 jun
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    • Fuck dogs
      Shmesh 29 jun
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    • Karsus101 29 jun
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    • Yeah but that’s supporting sex work so nah
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    • I like snakes and sparklers
      MILE5 29 jun
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    • Too bad
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    • Can’t take away my rights to blow shit up bitch
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    • I don’t care if it scares you, this is America everything is being taken from us let us at least keep the fireworks before it becomes racist too
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    • Until the police find chunks of a dead hooker in my basement
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    • I'm buying fireworks . . .
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    • The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one.
      BagMan420 30 jun
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    • Make my hand burn ... make my dick burn .... decisions
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    • I found a bunch of fireworks left over from the 50's whale cleaning out g mas house last year and dam they dont make them like they used to. Fountains that run for minutes at a time and sparklers that just will not quit. I see how they didn't get throw them at the time. I still have scorch marks
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    • I cant seem to bang anything
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    • My chihuahua just watches like "tf are those"
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    • If your dog can keep the whole neighborhood awake every night by barking all night long, they can put up with one night of fireworks
      brostow 29 jun
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    • The notion that people won't do fireworks because there might be a pet nearby that's terrified of it is fooling and it falls to the owner to decide what's more important to them..having a good time or looking after their pet who they know will need them each night during this next week
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    • Sorry dog. Its a mans world. We fuckin made you
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    • Imagine calling the police because people are celebrating their country’s independence the best way possible
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    • I used to habe my dog in my room with heavy blankets covering the windows and his favorite music playing.
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    • tenten123 29 jun
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    • Why are people buying fireworks for no reason?????
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    • I’m not allowed to use fireworks in my neighborhood because there is a school sh00ting victim living nearby.
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    • My dog hides under my desk, or hides in my room. I give her some anxiety reducers and shes fine. Im not upset at all at my neighbors being american. Free firework show anyways.
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    • Fireworks aren’t even that cool, you guys are just assholes about not liking dogs
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    • What I really hate is the inconsiderate idiots who set off illegal fireworks over dense neighborhoods until 2am. I have to constantly worry about my house or yard catching on fire because of them.
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    • I get fireworks on the 4th. But fuck all of you who are blowing shit up the entire week before and after.
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    • My dog is currently sleeping with a diaper on bc she is also terrified of fireworks and can’t go outside
      brogles 29 jun
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