@dog
We only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is a tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank you...
AM - Aug 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone
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OnlyYou OnlyYou
26 sep 2020
@dog We only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is a tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank you... AM - Aug 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 20.1K Quete 212.2K. Likes
New sex dolls so realistic that they only want to be friends with you
theblunt_Truth theblunt_Truth
17 dec 2020
New sex dolls so realistic that they only want to be friends with you
I refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
I refer to testicles as "wonkas" because they're in between a willy and a chocolate factory.
The would be the,
they would
Motherilekers.ps
okiejarhead71 okiejarhead71
13 mar
The would be the, they would Motherilekers.ps
you're all wrong the earth isn't flat or round.
It's fucked
you're all wrong the earth isn't flat or round. It's fucked
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
DaPlatypusRider DaPlatypusRider
19 nov 2020
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
October 31 PM November 1 @ AM The Wonder Woman you take home. The Wonder Woman you wake up with.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
4 oct 2020
October 31 PM November 1 @ AM The Wonder Woman you take home. The Wonder Woman you wake up with.
Me: be careful on that
my kids:
Jack
Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: be careful on that my kids: Jack Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
When the chinese buffet sees you filling your water cup with sprite
Gewmow Gewmow
5 feb
When the chinese buffet sees you filling your water cup with sprite
aN
coo
Dog Runs For Mayor And Wins
Daily Dose OF Internet - views 1 year ago
love democracy.
yoden22 yoden22
22 sep 2020
aN coo Dog Runs For Mayor And Wins Daily Dose OF Internet - views 1 year ago love democracy.
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
When i ask my crush if she
Is free and her ugly friend says no.
ME:
Does this chattering animal speak you"
the_crying_Mexican the_crying_Mexican
5 jan 2021
When i ask my crush if she Is free and her ugly friend says no. ME: Does this chattering animal speak you"
Me when my PC demolishes a $300
console in running Cyberpunk
VINDICATION!
Annihilus Annihilus
14 dec 2020
Me when my PC demolishes a $300 console in running Cyberpunk VINDICATION!
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers,
"to Flavortown."
daddyairplane daddyairplane
28 jan
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers, "to Flavortown."
Students For Liberty @sfliberty ih
When someone
Bruuuuh
Ba
Replying to
Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming
PM - 24 Oct 2017
Students For Liberty @sfliberty ih When someone Bruuuuh Ba Replying to Owl expert here! (Ornithologist) That owl is in fact orgasming PM - 24 Oct 2017